What TV Personality can you not stand?

diamondsnake · #1 06-25-2004, 10:48 PM

Is there some news anchor or talk show host or someone that just gets under your skin? Who is it?

I'll go first. Two words- Wayne Brady! He is the most annoying person ever to grace my tv screen! I can't stand to listen to him talk and he is always too happy and I hate his singing voice. I want to puke whenever he is on tv. I watch this show that comes on right before the "Wayne Brady Show" and if I forget to turn the tv off I have to run to the tv and switch the channel before I get too stressed out. I have never loathed a celeb like this before. I'd be scared for my health if I was forced to watch an entire Wayne Brady episode.

Anyone else have a celeb that gets under their skin?

dissention · #2 06-25-2004, 10:52 PM

GERALDO RIVERA.

BILL O'REILLY.

BRIT HUME.

JOE SCARBOROUGH.

DENNIS MILLER.

SEAN HANNITY.

LEEZA GIBBONS.

JUDY WOODRUFF.

PAULA ZAHN.

WOLF "FRANCES" BLITZER.

That's it.

sparky · #3 06-25-2004, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

GERALDO RIVERA.

BILL O'REILLY.

BRIT HUME.

JOE SCARBOROUGH.

DENNIS MILLER.

SEAN HANNITY.

LEEZA GIBBONS.

JUDY WOODRUFF.

PAULA ZAHN.

WOLF "FRANCES" BLITZER.

That's it.

You are kiddin me, D !

How about Bryant Gumble ?

Larry King ?

I am merely thinking in terms of news here, but if we go into just plain celebrities, I could be typing a good long while.

GypsySorcerer · #4 06-25-2004, 10:57 PM

Matt Lauer & Katie Couric. Blech.

Barbara Wawa. Double blech.

GretaRhiannon · #5 06-25-2004, 10:58 PM

Jay Leno lol, man I can't stand the way her looks, acts, and talks....it's all about Conan!

Awww, I love Bill O' Reilly, I wanted to marry him haha, but that was like a month ago, I stopped watch Fox News...

diamondsnake · #6 06-25-2004, 11:02 PM

Wow- I was afraid you guys were gonna think I was a bitch for hating this guy. At least I know I'm not the only one who despises a celeb.

dissention · #7 06-25-2004, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

You are kiddin me, D !

How about Bryant Gumble ?

Larry King ?

I am merely thinking in terms of news here, but if we go into just plain celebrities, I could be typing a good long while.

Raquel and Mickey would be at the top of that list, eh?

I was thinking more of cable news-types. If you want more, though:

-Katie Couric (her brow lift couldn't be more obvious)
-Bryant Gumble (crawl into a sewer and die)
-Stone Phillips (get that lock-jaw looked at by a medical professional and enroll in speech therapy)
-Matt Lauer (he looks like he tried to get a skinhead makeover and it backfired)
-Anyone from HSN (botox, the best friend of middle-aged women)
-Charles Gibson (does he have Parkinson's?)
-Again, Geraldo Rivera (that moustache of his looks like the ass of a rat, which he probably found in Capone's vault

)
-Oprah (get your stomach stapled once and for all, your yo-yo-ing weight drives me nucking futs)
-Dr. Phil (he dispenses weight loss advice as if we wanted to look like him; a real jack-ass with a wife who's had so much plastic surgery that she can't cross her legs without her mouth opening)
-Giuliana (the b*tch from E! with the saucer eyes and Barbara Hershey a la Beaches lips)

That's it.

diamondsnake · #8 06-25-2004, 11:05 PM

Kelly Ripa is also a personality I can't stand. Is she obnoxious or what?

dissention · #9 06-25-2004, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by diamondsnake

Wow- I was afraid you guys were gonna think I was a bitch for hating this guy. At least I know I'm not the only one who despises a celeb.

He's as fake as Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest.

I'm digging Michell Pfeiffer, at least that's who I think is in your avatar.

diamondsnake · #10 06-25-2004, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Raquel and Mickey would be at the top of that list, eh?

I was thinking more of cable news-types. If you want more, though:

-Katie Couric (her brow lift couldn't be more obvious)
-Bryant Gumble (crawl into a sewer and die)
-Stone Phillips (get that lock-jaw looked at by a medical professional and enroll in speech therapy)
-Matt Lauer (he looks like he tried to get a skinhead makeover and it backfired)
-Anyone from HSN (botox, the best friend of middle-aged women)
-Charles Gibson (does he have Parkinson's?)
-Again, Geraldo Rivera (that moustache of his looks like the ass of a rat, which he probably found in Capone's vault

)
-Oprah (get your stomach stapled once and for all, your yo-yo-ing weight drives me nucking futs)
-Dr. Phil (he dispenses weight loss advice as if we wanted to look like him; a real jack-ass with a wife who's had so much plastic surgery that she can't cross her legs without her mouth opening)
-Giuliana (the b*tch from E! with the saucer eyes and Barbara Hershey a la Beaches lips)

That's it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR! MORE, MORE!!!

dissention · #11 06-25-2004, 11:08 PM

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Kelly Ripa is also a personality I can't stand. Is she obnoxious or what?

She's built like a ten-year-old cheerleader on a diet of speed pills. And the blonde hair couldn't be faker. The windows don't match the curtains, if you get my drift.

diamondsnake · #12 06-25-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

He's as fake as Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest.

I'm digging Michell Pfeiffer, at least that's who I think is in your avatar.

Yup, she's my favorite actress. She has done no movies in the last two years though.

diamondsnake · #13 06-25-2004, 11:11 PM

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She's built like a ten-year-old cheerleader on a diet of speed pills. And the blonde hair couldn't be faker. The windows don't match the curtains, if you get my drift.

LOL!!!!

I even liked Kelly Ripa at first and then she wouldn't shut up about her kids... which was the reason they needed a Kathy Lee replacement in the first place.

dissention · #14 06-25-2004, 11:13 PM

How about...:

-John Stossel (if I was the doctor that oversaw his delivery, I'd slap the mother in the ass instead of the kid)
-Merideth Viera (try to catch her without make-up, she looks like the bottom of my shoe after I take a stroll in New York)
-Joy Behar (yes, we know you're Jewish, but you just aren't funny)
-Colby Donaldson (the guy from Survivor with NO freakin' shoulders, he freaks my ass out BIG time...and his teeth are all capped, they're too white)
-Tom Brokaw (for the last time, do not raid the mini-bar before going on the air, you old drunken coot)

dissention · #15 06-25-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by diamondsnake

LOL!!!!

I even liked Kelly Ripa at first and then she wouldn't shut up about her kids... which was the reason they needed a Kathy Lee replacement in the first place.

Don't even get me started on Kathie "For the Children" Lee. I saw her ons ome Christian cable network a few weeks ago and threw up so much for so long that I had to have an intravenous tube administered on my person. That voice of hers would make God shudder. She sounds like she's riding a goat through her blessed temple.