Solid Gold Performances

[David]

Originally Posted by DownOnRodeo

She wonders how many more hours
Her gut will feel bloated?
In secret she says she needs a cubicle
But no door is open!

Well, she dances around in a circle
Well, she's got that feeling now
Blame it on something she ate last night
Put the blame on me cause I’ve got no
No Pepto-Bismol

I can't wait, I can't wait
I'm just wasting my time with this coarse single ply!
I can't wait, I can't wait
And I've got to know when can I get off the can..

You Bozo. These words are literally better than Stevie’s original. They’re more true to life.