TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by markolas

"I want you to park your little fart box right on my soup cooler."

Originally Posted by Dodfather

What kind of a line is that?? Haha!

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

It's a classy one, that's for sure.

Ok - new discussion topic... worst/best porno lines you've heard... or had someone say to you at a crucial moment??

[mylittledemon]

my friend Adam was trying to shag this girl named Debbie. She was super cool and we all dug her. Anyway... a few weeks went by and I saw Deb at school and I said, "Hey Adam, did you two ever uhhh...?" And Adam went pale. He goes "yeah man, she's nuts! She was at my place and I kid you not, she goes - F*CK ME NOW in this demonic scary man-voice." I then laughed for about 5 minutes and Adam goes ... "I almost asked her... Are you the GateKeeper?" ROFL! So for the next year or so whenever we'd see Deb, I'd look at Adam and go "There is no Debbie, only Zuul!"

[mylittledemon]

ROFL!!!!

[Dodfather]

D'oh! I went to edit message and it got deleted by mistake!! Brandon.. may you can enlighten Ledgies as to what I had just written! I'm sure it's imprinted in your brain now like it is mine!

[mylittledemon]

haha it was pretty funny... probably wasn't worded quite well enough to make the mod-squad cut.

[Dodfather]

No, it was me who deleted it - d'oh! Ok, I'll doit again in a bit (busy at work and this thread has helped the day go by!)

[WildHeart69]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

my friend Adam was trying to shag this girl named Debbie. She was super cool and we all dug her. Anyway... a few weeks went by and I saw Deb at school and I said, "Hey Adam, did you two ever uhhh...?" And Adam went pale. He goes "yeah man, she's nuts! She was at my place and I kid you not, she goes - F*CK ME NOW in this demonic scary man-voice." I then laughed for about 5 minutes and Adam goes ... "I almost asked her... Are you the GateKeeper?" ROFL! So for the next year or so whenever we'd see Deb, I'd look at Adam and go "There is no Debbie, only Zuul!"

geektastic. love it!

[markolas]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Ok - new discussion topic... worst/best porno lines you've heard... or had someone say to you at a crucial moment??

I don't think I've had anyone say anything particularly memorable, but I keep a list of funny/cheesy porno lines. Some are only funny in context, tho. The "soup cooler" line was from a military-themed porn. The guy who uttered it was a sergeant or something. Then there was the Jesus thing, which was bizarre. The chaplain was screwing this soldier and at the end, after they'd had sex (the chaplain was a cute bearish type, but the soldier was not attractive - he'd clearly had pec implants ), they're walking around outside, and the chaplain is delivering this spiel about accepting Jesus as your personal savior. I was like, "wtf?"

Oh, I did think of another line (from a different film):

"My Dad looks so hot ****ing you!" (said with much enthusiasm)

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by markolas

"My Dad looks so hot ****ing you!" (said with much enthusiasm)

Oh, the whole "daddy" thing, guys finding it hot when girls call them it, just creeps me out. I dunno if it's the same with gay men though!

[markolas]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Oh, the whole "daddy" thing, guys finding it hot when girls call them it, just creeps me out. I dunno if it's the same with gay men though!

There's a similar thing w/ gay guys, but generally only when there's a noticeable age difference. I'll refer to an attractive middle-aged guy as a "daddy," but it's just a handy term to use - similar to DILF. And I wouldn't call him that in bed. It doesn't really creep me out, tho.

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Oh, the whole "daddy" thing, guys finding it hot when girls call them it, just creeps me out.

10charactersworth of Hideous.

[vivfox]

Many a Hispanic guy has called me Papi and I don't have a problem with that. I've also been called mijo and mija by a Latina.

While I'm on the subject of Latino's I decided to share one of my fantasies with you all. I always wanted to b%&w 3 generations of Latinos at the same time. The Grandfather would be 50 years old, the father would be 34 and his son would be 19.

I also want to do two brothers at the same time or two twin brothers. Also 1 hot guy and 4 of his friends all at the same time sitting on a couch, me on the floor.

This should send shock waves through the Ledgie community.

[diane_k]

As my Big Momma used to say..."desperation breeds insanity".

Do you know of any dude that could keep it up while he watched you pleasure his grandpa? Without chemical help?

As for best/worst porno lines...my best friend's go-to favorite is a guy who busted out a WICKED Jimmy Cagney impression right before sending thousands of his children to rest on some nasty broad's chin.

"I'm gonna give it to yoooouuuu....right in 'da kissaaaaahhh"

[fumidesigns]

Originally Posted by diane_k

As my Big Momma used to say..."desperation breeds insanity".

Do you know of any dude that could keep it up while he watched you pleasure his grandpa? Without chemical help?

As for best/worst porno lines...my best friend's go-to favorite is a guy who busted out a WICKED Jimmy Cagney impression right before sending thousands of his children to rest on some nasty broad's chin.

"I'm gonna give it to yoooouuuu....right in 'da kissaaaaahhh"

now that's hilarious!!!!!