What Did You Have For Dinner Tonight?

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by McTrouble

What the hell is kwell?

The only kwell I've ever heard of is a preparation to kill head lice!

Oh, I don't fiddle with my own crab - I only ever have it when it's been prepped ready to eat!

Yeah, it was a crabs joke!

Well, we were on vacation in Texas once, and we stopped at some steakhouse, which happened to have ~all you can eat crab legs~ as the special. I got it, while the rest of my family got steaks. Well, crab legs are so time consuming, that they were all finished with their meals, by the time I was just starting on my second plate of crab legs. And they kept on, "HURRY the Hell up, David!" at me. (in their defense, we were on a roadtrip to a casino, thus the rush)

So I decided that day, that crab legs are just too time consuming! Every time I think of ordering crab legs, I can hear my fam damily, yelling at me to hurry up!
Patience, is a virtue that I don't possess.