legal professionals

[JazmenFlowers]

my latest livejournal entry is kind of appropriate here:

one of the attorneys I work with graduated law school about 1 year or so ago. he's my age...maybe a year or 2 older, but pretty much my age. anyway, he mumbles. I can't understand a ****ing thing he says. plus, he's one that when he's at lunch with people he'll call me on his cellphone and say "hey, anything going on that I need to know about?" or ramble about something else to make himself look more important. what gets me is that he knows that I know that it's a load of bull****. but he doesn't care. anyway, back to the mumbling. at first, I thought I could handle it, but now I want to grab his head in my hands and scream into his face "SPEAK CLEARLY GODDAMNIT - SLOW DOWN AND SPEAK!" and he constantly leaves notes in my chair that say "see me" - now, anyone that knows me knows that 2 things will set me off and get under my skin and those are "see me" and "are you caught up?" - and that's simply because the job I had all through high school and college, the woman I worked for said that to me at least 50 times a day. so, whenever I see "see me" on a sticky on my chair, my BP goes up. anyway, I feel stupid because I keep having to ask "what was that?" or "pardon?" or "huh?" - and then I find myself repeating everything he just said back to him just to be sure I understood his hyperspeed speech. it's really ridiculous. couple that with the fact that his grammar isn't all that great - in fact, it's not even good. then, I found out he was an English major. wtf. dude. I was an English major as well and I will be the first to admit I don't always speak or write properly, but you can be damn sure at work I do. he is just really annoying the hell out of me.