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Old 09-19-2007, 08:23 AM
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After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read:

"British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, "The Bubba Klub", a Cental City, Kentucky newsletter reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in corn fields near Rockport, Kentucky (Bobby Lee) a self taught archaeologist (and idiot), reported that he found absolutely nothing.


Bobby Lee has therefore concluded that: "300 years ago Western Kentucky had already gone wireless."
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Old 09-19-2007, 09:23 AM
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bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaa oh, micheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelle!

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bwahahahahaaaaaaaaaa oh, micheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelle!

She's going to kill me.
It's her "north-of-the-border" jealousy.

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Not to turn this into a joke thread, but here's one of my favorites:


How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?














Give it a blowjob!
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Old 09-19-2007, 09:38 AM
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Not to turn this into a joke thread, but here's one of my favorites:


How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?














Give it a blowjob!
Or a Kentuckian...
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She's going to kill me.
It's her "north-of-the-border" jealousy.
she wishes she could be from indiana or ohio
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she wishes she could be from indiana or ohio
Yeah, that's why she's always ragging on us.

"Dammit, I wish I were a Yankee..."
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Yeah, that's why she's always ragging on us.

"Dammit, I wish I were a Yankee..."
even after all the trashtalk she's done, we'd still take her in ... we're a forgiving bunch. right? right?
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even after all the trashtalk she's done, we'd still take her in ... we're a forgiving bunch. right? right?
I don't know... she's talked a lot of trash...

Where o' where is she???
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wow.. just wow.
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btw.. she's read it and she says she knows where you both live and she's coming for you Not sure how long you have left but I know a couple of write-your-own-will websites if you're interested
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i leave all my crackers and condiments to you. everything else goes to my dogs.
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i leave all my crackers and condiments to you. everything else goes to my dogs.
Most generous But who gets your dogs?
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:49 PM
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Most generous But who gets your dogs?
michelle. she orphaned them, she can take care of my neurotic little hounds

btw, i'll stock up on yellow mustard before i'm taken out, i wouldn't want you to spend the rest of your life wondering what all the fuss is about
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