Stevie Jingles.

ontheEdgeof17 · #1 09-08-2011, 03:50 PM

What if Stevie wrote jingles for commericals?

You May Be The Onesie.

Edge of Seveteen Magazine

I Can't Wait (Depends Ad)

Slip'in'(land)Slide

Sorry....bored at work.

Gypsybecca · #2 09-08-2011, 04:23 PM

Curtis, I'm bored too! lmao.

How about:

Standback to allergies

Illume nag champra scented candles

Nightbird energy drinks

gypsy4life · #3 09-08-2011, 04:40 PM

Gypsy tires (for the heavy travelers)

For What It's Worth Pawn Shop

Rock A Little Rocking Chairs (when the rocker in you slows down)

Dreams Sleep Aid

Landslide Snow Blowers

Sorcerer wrinkle Cream (magic for your crow's feet)

Gypsybecca · #4 09-08-2011, 04:47 PM

Cheaper Than Free condom giveaways

You May Be The One Paternity Testing

Secret Love online dating services

Gypsybecca · #5 09-08-2011, 04:58 PM

Yep, still bored.....

Sisters of the Moon lesbian book club

Sleeping Angelsoft toilet paper

Say You Will escort services

Fall From Grace confession booths

UndoingTheLaces · #6 09-08-2011, 05:40 PM

Rooms on Fire fire insurance

Whenever I Call You Friend, AT&T

Sweet Girl Candy Shop

And (I have to do the lyrics for this one)...

"It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of SARA LEE;
And this maiden she made snack cakes from heaven
Coveted by her and me"

I tried to think of one for Sister Honey but my mind went to some dark dirty places.

CADreaming · #7 09-08-2011, 05:50 PM

In Your Dreams - Unisom sleep aid

Sometimes it's a Bitch - Midol

Blue Denim - insert favorite jean brand

Frozen Love - popsicles

Gypsybecca · #8 09-08-2011, 06:01 PM

Battle of the Dragon drug and alcohol addiction clinic

Crying in the Night baby monitors

Gold and Braid cash for your unused gold jewelry and human hair buying

Whole Lotta Trouble 24 hour bail bonds

Macfanforever · #9 09-08-2011, 06:54 PM

Some may sound retarded but funny though.

"Cheaper then Free Five 'n' Dime Store".We will give you our junk.

"Stand Back Power Washers" Super power for the money.

"Leather & Lace " Thrift shop .good used clothes for him and her.

"Ghosts Are Gone" We will scare ghosts away from your property.guaranteed.
call 1-800-555-GONE.Ask for Casper.

more later.

CADreaming · #10 09-08-2011, 07:08 PM

Stop Draggin' My Heart Around - cholesterol medication

If Anyone Falls - Med Alert for seniors

Every Day - Benefiber dietary supplement

gypsy4life · #11 09-08-2011, 07:59 PM

Ghosts Are Gone exorcism service

Kind Of Woman blow up dolls

Some Become Strangers dementia medication

Smile At You teeth whitening system

Edge Of Seventeen hair plugs for men

Running Through The Garden catnip

WildHearted · #12 09-08-2011, 09:56 PM

Okay, these are cracking me up. Thank you guys so much. Hahaha.

glamorousnymph · #13 09-08-2011, 10:04 PM

Those are great!

A couple:
The Highwayman 24-hour Emergency "Road Angel" Service
Outside The Rain Deluxe Party Shelter
Rock A Little Gems & Minerals
Frozen Love TV dinners - for when mom can't be home to make Hamburger Helper

SandyMac · #14 09-08-2011, 10:19 PM

OMG, these are too funny!

Phoenixgypsy · #15 09-08-2011, 10:30 PM

Talk To Me any phone company

If Anyone Falls one of those "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up" emergency buttons

Rooms on Fire or Fire Burning for a Smoke detector