this will make the guys laugh...

[tuigirl]

ok...somebody sent this to me and it is kinda funny...sorry it's long

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!!!!
>
> NICKNAMES:
>
> If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
> Laura, Kate and Sarah.
> If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each
> other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
>
> EATING OUT:
>
>
> When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even
> though it's only for $32.50.. None of them will have anything smaller
> and none will actually admit they want change back.
>
> When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>
>
> MONEY:
>
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
> sale.
>
> BATHROOMS:
>
>
> A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
> cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ...
> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
> man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
>
> ARGUMENTS:
>
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
>
> FUTURE:
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>
> SUCCESS:
>
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
> MARRIAGE:
>
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
>
> DRESSING UP:
>
>
> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
> answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
>
>
> NATURAL:
>
>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
> OFFS PRING:
>
>
> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
> dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
> fears and hopes and dreams.
> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
>
> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
>
> A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
> remembering the same thing!
>
>
> SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle
> it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
>
> Thank You,