Britney Spears has the smartest fans on Earth

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Well, I stumbled upon the "video" for her new "song" on YouTube today (it's called "Gimme More", but I'm not cruel enough to embed it), and what startled me was how intelligent and erudite her fans are in real life. I mean, I'd previously though they were just a bunch of crazed adolescent fangirls, but no, the comments section for her video really opened my eyes.

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"**** the haters, i'm not a lover but just don't watch her video's if you think she's ****ty, mother****ers.#65279;"

"nicely done britney, its good that your back on form anyone who hates britney should be ashamed, cos its people like you who made her do all those mad things, you assholes!
its deffo. britney bitch "

"ITHINK THE VIDEO IS GOOD BUT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE UNOFFICAL
idk BUT THE SONG IS AMAZING AND A HIT!!!!"

"Ok people stop being a hater off of her. she is amazing. And that is her body and her body in the vmas was not flappin. she is the **** no matter watttttt"

"i love you britneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy"

"I love the song, expected way more that what i got out of this video, but i still luv her, imagine being her for one day, u would all kill yourselves, so i think she is doing a dam good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"oooo DAMN shes HOT!!! I ****ing LOVE this song! I'd hit that all up and down this biYAtch! LoL Naw for real though shes ****ing fine as hell! I'm just sad shes getting so much ****. Poor chick. Oh well. =/"

"nice Beat but WTF SHES A FKIN MOTHA , CAN ENYONE IMAGIN THERE MUM DOIN THA ? ........ THATS WAH I THOUGHT !!
apart from that its kl to see her gettin bk in tha music, but shes doin it wrong , she needs to sort out her life mann!! :P"

"hey u guys do noe dat this is juz a current video; her real one is cumin out in november. ppl hav just pushin her bout this so she juz made a quick 1...... the real 1s cumin soon!!"

"it's BRITNEY the best!! I love U for all eternity, you are my diva, my dreams... you are strong don't fordet it.
I stay to here 4U!!"

"omg the sexiest botty ever!... and her face! omg i could just eat her XD!!. 2 beautifulllll!"

"wow is so didfreant and she is so hot,and i like when she plays double i fink its owsome.i loved it the song its nice."

"I'm more N luv wit K~Fed den Brit Brit...Cause I'm way gay I wish I was Brit Brit...Cause she was wit K~Fed How HOT would dat B...Brit Brit'z vid iz so HOT! Ray "J" rayj07baby at yahoo dot com"

"**** all u haters.y bother watchin her video if u hate her so much?insultin her makes u feel better eh?get a life.****-heads"

"She's really hot and I like her . **** up the Publicity !!"

"u rooocks Britney !!! u r the one. . ."

"she still kicks ass!this song is awesome!britney you go girl you still have so much more music to give the world!and all of us your fans will be here for you!"

"Leave Britney ALONE!!!"

"u da **** girl!!! n u know it Dont listen 2 any twat dat try's 2 put u down!!! much luv brillinat tune n video!!!"

"omg
is amazing!!!!!!!!!!♥"

"stop hatin most people give up after all the things that has happened to her"

See? I told you so.