Caption Time Part DLXXIII: The 1983 US Festival (Big Picture Alert!)

[SortaSavageLike]

She's so cute when she's stoned.

"Oh God, you should have seen it! I walked into Mick's apartment back in '78, he saw me come in, and his tusk was this big!!!


"I've been blinded by the light, revved up like a douche, another ruler in the night..."


"Look at my new move, Waddy! I call it the Tipsy Gypsy! ****, my shawls are making me top heavy!" (Thud!)


"And to my left, we have this beautiful piece here, a stunning Victorian armoire, handcrafted in England. Just like new, only a little veneer damage. Let's get things moving at 500 dollars..."


"Watch out guys...pffftttt...Lord, what a fabulous fart!"


"Wow, this event is so big and special and important! A quarter million people! I'm sure to get some tonight!"


"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!"


"Don't shoot! I promise I'll never perform Docklands in concert again!"


"Someone please help me get out of this cape, I think it's engulfed me again somehow..."


"Look at my eyes, touch my face! No, really I mean it. Why are you all so distracted?"

[vivfox]

Thank you! Most of those pictures were brand new to me! I'll join you tonight with some captions of my own but first I'm going to Mohegan Sun Casino for some fun!!!

[David]

Now THAT'S a body.

[vivfox]

I know you're thinking I'm a major hottie!


I wonder if Mick's checkin' out my ass?


Oh my, there's a mouse under the piano!


I'll give you a treat if you can sing me the chorus of STAND BARK


Now that Lindsey is gone, I rule Fleetwood Mac


I'm telling you I won't get down till u find that mouse!!!


Pull my hair and my eyes pop out!


Waddy just let out a nasty smelly fart


Shake me up and watch snow fall outta my nose


a bird makes its home in this nest