Anybody want to have a big party at Fred Phelp's funeral?

SortaSavageLike · #1 04-24-2007, 10:35 AM

I was walking home with my Mom today when we got talking about that useless ****bag from Topeka, Fred Phelps. Eventually we realized what a bonanza it would be for Kansas's tourism bureau if somebody held a gigantic party at his funeral. We could invite the families of everyone who ever had their funeral protested by his group, and have a huge carnival/barbacue/gay pride parade just down the street from his funeral. I think it would be awesome.

Anybody in with me? We could even hire some Fleetwood Mac tribute bands to perform!

estranged4life · #2 04-24-2007, 11:14 AM

I'll show up just to antagonize those shallow minded a-holes...

Hell, let's gather everyone in the same fashion that these relig-a-tards do to protests at funeral of US soldiers and have lots of fun celebrating that one less ASSHOLE is left on this planet.

Brian "Occupation : Anti-Christ" j.

Rickypt · #3 04-24-2007, 11:17 AM

As fun and fantastic as this idea is, I think this is exactly what Phelps would want. He is crazy and thrives on attention. I prefer to ignore the ****ebag.

Sarah · #4 04-24-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

As fun and fantastic as this idea is, I think this is exactly what Phelps would want. He is crazy and thrives on attention. I prefer to ignore the ****ebag.

No joke. I hope his asshole is burning in hell.

gretchen · #5 04-24-2007, 01:47 PM

Okay, I went to college...am I an idiot??? who the hell is Fred Phelps?

gldstwmn · #6 04-24-2007, 01:52 PM

Did he croak?

Sarah · #7 04-24-2007, 01:54 PM

pastor slash hate group leader. godhatesfags.com, godhatessweden.com etc.

one of the biggest wastes of human flesh to ever disgrace this planet. if that mf-er makes it to heaven, i hope i end up in hell.

DrummerDeanna · #8 04-24-2007, 02:11 PM

Did he die!?!

gretchen · #9 04-24-2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah

pastor slash hate group leader. godhatesfags.com, godhatessweden.com etc.

one of the biggest wastes of human flesh to ever disgrace this planet. if that mf-er makes it to heaven, i hope i end up in hell.

Okay, he's a buttlick, and there is no way the guy/thing is in heaven. He was probably drawn and quartered in a limbo dimension somewhere.

Sarah · #10 04-24-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Did he die!?!

I can't find anything saying that he did. Originally, I assumed that this thread was made because he had, but reading it again, it sounds hypothetical.

He and his followers were supposed to be rallying here. When all that was going down, I wrote the most unfair, unbalanced story I have ever written in my professional career. I made my listeners good and irritated about his bastardization of the Bible and the county government made it very, very clear that nobody wanted them around here. Oddly enough, I don't remember if they ended up coming this way.

(Maybe I was a bit more unbalanced the times that I called 2 brothers "degenerates" "despicable" and "disgusting" for beating & shooting a dog in a very, very brutal way. I used their full names and addresses like, 4 times in that story, which I've been able to use multiple times as they make their way through public records and the system.)

Johnny Stew · #11 04-24-2007, 04:45 PM

My friend Wyatt, who lived in Topeka, always said that he was going to stand outside Phelps' funeral with a big sign that said, "Hot Enough For You Down There?"

Unfortunately, Wyatt passed away last year. That's one of the worst aspects of life -- that someone like Wyatt, who donated both time and money to charities, and worked to make the world a better place rather than allowing himself to be bitter and cynical about the tragedies in his life (he lost his hearing at the age of 5 and lost both of his parents at the age of 17), would die so young... meanwhile a useless piece of **** like Fred Phelps, who's never done anything to make this world a better place and only spreads more hatred and negativity, lives to a ripe old age.

estranged4life · #12 04-24-2007, 04:55 PM

How many damned times am I going to have to tell you Ledgies, I have no vacancies left in my good old furnace of a home for those like Phelps?

If y'all want him to go to hell, then just where are we all gonna be able to party and post on message boards for all the rest of eternity?

"Reign in hell
or
Serve on your knees in Heaven"

You decide!

DavidMn · #13 04-24-2007, 05:04 PM

I think it would be appropriate to piss on his grave just like he's done to people who have died of AIDS.

Sarah · #14 04-24-2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DavidMn

I think it would be appropriate to piss on his grave just like he's done to people who have died of AIDS.

You piss on it and I'll decorate it with dongs, anal beads, vibrators, and lube.

rbs3676 · #15 04-24-2007, 08:58 PM

He is (was? Is he really dead?) one of the biggest assholes that I can think of. I wouldn't give him the time of day...

rbs