Dancing with the Stars: Season 3 (as in how many legs Heather Mills has! HEHE!)

[GiniLeaE]

Lord, I apologize for poking fun at Heather...but hell, I'm a HUGE Paul Mc. fan! Somehow, I get bad vibes on her...

I have to say, no matter her physical limitations - BITCH can dance!
Poor Clyde Drexler - he's more disabled by his height than the "One Leg Wonder"...
Now, poor Billy Ray...that's another story! Any one who uses their own song (ala "I want my MULLET back!") like he did in Episode 1 has balls...but moves with a partner ain't his bag! He digs the spotlight normally, as I met him twice since his "Achy Breaky" days. I realize that he would want to use familiar songs, cause the dude is counting steps instead of smiling! HEHE!

The real Joe Dirt is all grown up now!
Most likable/charming = Ratzenberger (Cliff from Cheers fame), as he reminds me of Jerry Springer last season...
Best so far = Ian Ziering and Apollo Anton Ono (damn he's cute!)
I'm not surprised about Ian, cause Cheryl Burke is looking for a 3-peat here...and she's FREAKIN' AWESOME!

Now, who do I feel sorry for...Leeza Gibbons. She dances like a "Gibbon", the monkey that is...and she can't chill out.

Even her smile is wooden, and she needs some Vaseline for her teeth (to help her maintain that pageant smile!). I LOVE LEEZA though and I've always watch her on TV, and well...she's 50! HOLY ****! My Mom is 53...amazing how she looks! Must be a good surgeon..

Most annoying: Joey Fatone...emphasis on "FAT"! Good Lord, what happened to my N*Sync dude! He looks like ****! He's still got his moves...TRUE! I remembered from seeing them on tour and on Rosie's show that I was on at Universal Studios that he had a bum knee, but I don't notice it NOW! I just think he has an EGO the size of his body!

Who will win: Laila Ali! She's the new hero here! Kinda like last season with the football dude...she will be in the finals with Ian and Apollo and BITCH WILL WIN! Don't tell her I called her that...she scares me!


Biggest Mystery: Who the hell is the dude with the unknown Miss USA? He looks like a Ken doll...is he out of puberty???????

Let's not forget the biggest loser here: BIG PUSSY! He couldn't even hang in after the first 2 weeks and John R. had to step in. Yeah, well...he lived up to his TV alias!!

PLACE YOUR BETS PEOPLE! It's on...like, well you know...