Welcome my son! Welcome...to the fabulousness!!!

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For those of you can temporarily pull themselves away from painfully deconstructing Stevie's setlists, or the fact she isn't singing higggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh enough anymore,, here's a bunch of pictures.

"Hey Waddy, make sure no one sees my mysterious four-inch boob that's stuck to my armpit, kay?"


"Before I begin, I'd like to give some basic tips on shawl care. Tip One: Don't move when wearing a shawl. Tip Two: Don't clean your shawl for 16 hours or you'll look as wasted as I am.


Stevie once ruined a perfectly tasteful silhouetted sex scene by standing perfectly still and karate chopping her partner.


"Woah, players do only love you when they're playing! Heavy ****, man!"


"Who the hell do you think I am, Herbie? Black hooded cloak, velvet gauntlets, a bustier? This ain't my kind of shtick!"


"You son of a bitch! I don't have a temper problem, especially not when I'm on stage!"


"Aw shucks gee qhiz gosh golly oh boy oh wow tom petty me likey he he he!"


What the...Huh? Oh god, I got my...what, superglue!? Christ, I'm stuck!


"Hmm...I just can't seem to decide which picture to use for the cover of my Greatest Hits album..."



Stevie: "baby,oooohooohoooo, baby baby babe babe...gunna make you sweat gunna pull out your tooth. dodododododooodododedoodleydododododododododododooooo. Its benn a longtimebenalongtimebeenalongtime been a long lonlylonlylonlylonlylonly. Wuh Wyooow Wyooow Wyooow Wyooow Wuh Wyuuu Wyuuu Wyuuu Wyuuu Doooowap DOooooooooowap! Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowap! Dedooooowap Dedooowap!
Sharon: Stevie, you're getting your Zeppelin songs mixed up.
Stevie: They all sound the same anyway!