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[strandinthewind]

OMG - I spit my Diet Coke out when I read this

You HAVE to go to the site

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New Underwear Promises to Ease Pain of Passing Gas

Tuesday , January 23, 2007

Letting loose in public may become less of a social faux pas with a new kind of underwear that promises to keep the air flatulence-free.

"Anti-farty pants" vow to stifle those nasty odors and help gassy individuals "relieve the pain without the shame."

Under-Tec underwear makers have designed new "gas eater" underpants, an airtight undergarment that helps keep flatulence under wraps, reported Britain's The Sun newspaper.

The pants have a built in replaceable filter that cuts the smell of bad human gas. Happy customers cited on the Under-Tec Web site include those suffering from Crohn's Disease and Inflammatory Bowel Syndrome.

Testimonials on the Web site include: "Thank you. You saved my life. I can now go to school without worry" and "They really are working for me, an answer to my prayers because I like to wear them when I go out."

For more information or to purchase the underpants, which are available in a range of sizes, visit www.under-tec.com.

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[BlackWidow]

Oh sweet Jesus...

[ELIUD]

What the hell? No model shots?

And what's inflammatory bowel syndrome? Is that what Cartman had?

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by ELIUD

What the hell? No model shots?

And what's inflammatory bowel syndrome? Is that what Cartman had?

Cartman had explosive diarrhea.

Also, I want to change my username to Antifartypants.

[bretonbanquet]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

...reported Britain's The Sun newspaper.

Hey, this is the kind of stuff we like to read about over here, it's important to us I actually heard a report / interview about it on BBC radio today as well - I tell you, this country is in terminal decline

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

Hey, this is the kind of stuff we like to read about over here, it's important to us I actually heard a report / interview about it on BBC radio today as well - I tell you, this country is in terminal decline

[skcin]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

Also, I want to change my username to Antifartypants.

And I'll be Mrs. Antifartypants.