Surreal Life: 6

JazmenFlowers · #1 03-20-2006, 05:45 PM

anyone watching this? I doubt I'll keep up with it. It looks too crazy for me...although I don't know...Tawny Kitaen's crazy ass might be interesting to watch...and poor Alexis Arquette is a trainwreck.

Other housemates: some Playboy girl, Sherman Helmsley (The Jeffersons), CC Deville (Poison), lead singer from Smashmouth, some muscle head I've never heard of - yeah...they're grasping.

I'm all about Hogan Knows Best lately.

SuzeQuze · #2 03-20-2006, 05:50 PM

Oooh, they're going to have a "mystery hunk". I don't doubt I'll probably catch a few of these. This show is so entertaining! Never a dull moment.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_sur...5/series.jhtml

JazmenFlowers · #3 03-20-2006, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Oooh, they're going to have a "mystery hunk". I don't doubt I'll probably catch a few of these. This show is so entertaining! Never a dull moment.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_sur...5/series.jhtml

yeah, they had a choice between several reality TV hunks (among them a guy from Survivor, Ace from the Real World) and they ended up choosing some big, muscle guy that seems to have the personality of his left ass cheek.

BTFLCHLD · #4 03-20-2006, 06:12 PM

id watch for alexis alone...offering 'lastdibs' was hysterical
im truly worried about cc :sigh:

GypsySorcerer · #5 03-20-2006, 06:34 PM

Yeah, they are really grasping now.

I think Sherman said maybe two words the whole episode?

I want Janice Dickinson back. I love that bitch.

DavidMn · #6 03-20-2006, 07:44 PM

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Yeah, they are really grasping now.

I think Sherman said maybe two words the whole episode?

I want Janice Dickinson back. I love that bitch.

I wonder if hew called Tawny WEESIE?

Red · #7 03-20-2006, 07:56 PM

We're not going to get it in Canada for another couple of months, but I'm sure I'll watch it - I always do, regardless of how bad it is.

Season 1, man, those were the days. Corey Feldman got married by MC Hammer! And get this, Corey Haim was invited as best man, but he couldn't make it due to a "previous engagement". Which is code for crack. Y'know, when the Haimster won't even go on the show, then the show has to be pretty f*ckin' bad.

DavidMn · #8 03-20-2006, 07:57 PM

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We're not going to get it in Canada for another couple of months, but I'm sure I'll watch it - I always do, regardless of how bad it is.

Season 1, man, those were the days. Corey Feldman got married by MC Hammer! And get this, Corey Haim was invited as best man, but he couldn't make it due to a "previous engagement". Which is code for crack. Y'know, when the Haimster won't even go on the show, then the show has to be pretty f*ckin' bad.

The real question which Corey's career is more in the gutter these days? Haim or Feldman?

Red · #9 03-20-2006, 08:04 PM

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The real question which Corey's career is more in the gutter these days? Haim or Feldman?

Well I heard that Haim's crack addiction was so bad that at one point he was selling his rotted-out teeth and clumps of hair on ebay. Soooo, that should pretty much answer your question.

DavidMn · #10 03-20-2006, 08:06 PM

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Well I heard that Haim's crack addiction was so bad that at one point he was selling his rotted-out teeth and clumps of hair on ebay. Soooo, that should pretty much answer your question.

Oops, yes I guess that answers my question.

SuzeQuze · #11 03-21-2006, 08:50 AM

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Well I heard that Haim's crack addiction was so bad that at one point he was selling his rotted-out teeth and clumps of hair on ebay. Soooo, that should pretty much answer your question.

Jesus I hope that isn't true!

skcin · #12 03-21-2006, 09:12 AM

I saw about 2 minutes of it the other night. Don't think I'll be watching again.

Haim - they showed him on a "100 Coolest Teen Stars" or some crap a few weeks ago (E? VH1?) He's gained about 50 pounds, looks pretty haggard too.

SapphireSister · #13 03-21-2006, 09:02 PM

Jason you're the only person I know who watches more junk TV than I do

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Anyway my thoughts on this season so far is that it will be one of the least memorable. First of all 3 of craziest people are sober (CC, Tawnie, and Smashmouth guy) and that takes all the fun out of it. No drunken debauchery from these guys, what a shame (not that it's not great that they are sober but it's more fun to watch a mess). Also, Sherman is totally dead weight. What is the point of him being there and Carol Brady is like the lunch monitor there to keep them all in line. I watch it because I want no babysitters and that's exactly what she's there to do. She really needs to go! Hoping to still get some drama from Tawny and CC even though they're sober. I'll tune in for a few episodes and see where it goes.

Red · #14 03-21-2006, 09:25 PM

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Jesus I hope that isn't true!

Oh its true. He copped to it himself.

I found this out because there's this band that has a song called "Whatever Happened to Corey Haim?" and I'm like, yeah, whatever DID happen to him as I use to have a major crush on him when I was 12. So I googled him and that's what I found. Yowza. Ebay allowed him to sell the hair but they pulled the plug on the whole toothe thing because they have a "no human tissue" clause and I guess teeth counted as human tissue.

ryan8472 · #15 03-22-2006, 12:46 PM

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I want Janice Dickinson back. I love that bitch.

WORD. I adore that woman, in a psychotic kind of way.