The new cast of Surreal Life

Livia · #1 01-30-2006, 11:34 PM

Premiering in March, the new season of VH1's hit show "The Surreal Life" features Poison's C.C. Deville with housemates Sherman Helmsley ("The Jeffersons"), Steve Harwell (Smashmouth), Florence Henderson ("The Brady Bunch"), Tawny Kitaen (of Jaguar hood-writhing Whitesnake video fame), Andrea Lowell (Playboy TV), and the recently gender-swapped Alexis Arquette.

Miss Vicky · #2 01-30-2006, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Livia

Premiering in March, the new season of VH1's hit show "The Surreal Life" features Poison's C.C. Deville with housemates Sherman Helmsley ("The Jeffersons"), Steve Harwell (Smashmouth), Florence Henderson ("The Brady Bunch"), Tawny Kitaen (of Jaguar hood-writhing Whitesnake video fame), Andrea Lowell (Playboy TV), and the recently gender-swapped Alexis Arquette.

I was wondering if/when they were going to premiere a new season. I've been watching "Flavor of Love" - which is a really stupid show but it's hilarious to see just what these dumb whores will do - and it's just not the same.

Too bad none of men in the upcoming season are attractive. Marcus and Christopher made for some nice eye candy last time (on the other hand, watching them meant having to see China Doll and that nearly killed all the pleasure).

dissention · #3 01-30-2006, 11:47 PM

Tawny Kitaen???

BITCH IS CRAZY!!

ontheEdgeof17 · #4 01-30-2006, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Tawny Kitaen???

BITCH IS CRAZY!!

She was at Stevie's show in Vegas last August.

dissention · #5 01-31-2006, 12:04 AM

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She was at Stevie's show in Vegas last August.

Are you serious? That woman is all different kinds of ****ed up. This will be a must see. I remember when she was in the Whitesnake videos and on The New WKRP In Cincinatti, way before she became a drug addict, began keying cars, got her kids taken away, and beat up her husband.

Oh, and Da Brat? She's now dating David Gest. I'd post pics, but I wouldn't want you to throw up.

GypsySorcerer · #6 01-31-2006, 12:07 AM

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Oh, and Da Brat? She's now dating David Gest. I'd post pics, but I wouldn't want you to throw up.

Whaaaat? Oh my God.

dissention · #7 01-31-2006, 12:08 AM

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Whaaaat? Oh my God.

That pairing proves there is no God. They were snapped swapping spit and I just about lost all bladder control when I saw them.

GypsySorcerer · #8 01-31-2006, 12:09 AM

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That pairing proves there is no God. They were snapped swapping spit and I just about lost all bladder control when I saw them.

You're kidding, right?

I'm speechless.

ontheEdgeof17 · #9 01-31-2006, 12:10 AM

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You're kidding, right?

I'm speechless.

Happy Monday:

from pinkisthenewblog.com

GypsySorcerer · #10 01-31-2006, 12:13 AM

Nauseating.

ontheEdgeof17 · #11 01-31-2006, 12:14 AM

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Nauseating.

I would throw up, too...but I want to keep the Chick-Fil-A in my belly.

amber · #12 01-31-2006, 12:37 AM

Sherman Hemsley! Sherman Hemsley!

Tawny Kitaen! Tawny Kitaen!

HURRAY!!!

S'okay, Mrs. Brady will keep them all in line.

If any of you want to wish Sherm a happy birthday, it's on Wednesday.

*by the way, Diss, I was out for ten minutes after viewing that pic. It went like this:

*thud*......... "Where am I?"

I'm thinking of bringing a personal injury suit against you.

"My eyes!!! My beautiful eyes!! Arggghhhhnoooooooooheeeeeellllpppp!!!!!

Brwn_eyes0511 · #13 01-31-2006, 12:42 AM

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Oh, and Da Brat? She's now dating David Gest. I'd post pics, but I wouldn't want you to throw up.

OMG! WTF?

So glad Liza May is out of that ****ttttttt!

macfanken · #14 01-31-2006, 12:47 AM

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Happy Monday:

from pinkisthenewblog.com

he still kisses like a fish.

amber · #15 01-31-2006, 12:50 AM

If anyone else "quotes" that picture, I don't care who you are or where you live, I will hunt you down like a dog and smash your face. Unless I die from viewing it first, which is what I suspect will happen.