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12-01-2005, 01:49 PM
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Stupid, potentially funny iTunes Survey
I thought this was kind of fun. I'll post my answers in a little bit.
How many songs? Sort by song title (first and last): First: Last: Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: Longest: Search for "sex," how many songs come up? Search for "death," how many songs come up? Search for "love," how many songs come up? Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: What do you think of me, iTunes? Will I have a happy life? What do my friends really think of me? Do people secretly lust after me? How can I make myself happy? What should I do with my life? Why must life be so full of pain? Will I ever have children? Will I die happy? Can you give me some advice? What do you think happiness is? What's your favorite fetish? 
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#2
12-01-2005, 02:06 PM
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How many songs? 1502
Sort by song title (first and last): First: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon Last: You're The First, My Last, My Everything - Barry White Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: Do You Wanna Dance - Fleetwood Mac Longest: World Turning (Live in Salt lake City) - Fleetwood Mac Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 5 Search for "death," how many songs come up? 1 Search for "love," how many songs come up? 105 Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: Back To Avalon - Heart What do you think of me, iTunes? - Graceland - Paul Simon Will I have a happy life? Stand Back (Live) What do my friends really think of me? Can't We Talk It Over In Bed? - ONJ Do people secretly lust after me? Hero Takes A Fall - Bangles How can I make myself happy? Daytime Friends - Kenny Rogers What should I do with my life? Our Lips Are Sealed - Go-Go's Why must life be so full of pain? Not Even Stevie Nicks... - Calexico Will I ever have children? At The Zoo - Simon & Garfunkel Will I die happy? Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond Can you give me some advice? Mohammed's Radio - Warren Zevon What do you think happiness is? Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel - Tavares What's your favorite fetish? God's Garden - Stevie Nicks (hahahaha)
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#3
12-01-2005, 02:29 PM
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Here's mine: How many songs? 7512 Sort by song title (first and last): First: "'Round Midnight," Thelonious Monk Last: "Zurich Is Stained," Pavement Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: "Act Fore...The End?," The Roots (5 seconds) Longest: "Ascension: Edition II," John Coltrane (40 minutes 56 seconds) Search for "sex," how many songs come up? Only five! Search for "death," how many songs come up? Ten. Search for "love," how many songs come up? 404. Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: "Gold And Braid" (Stevie, live in Atlanta, 1998) What do you think of me, iTunes? "Let Me Tell You About Her" (Elvis Costello) (No, iTunes, you're supposed to tell me about me!) Will I have a happy life? "I'm The One" (Christine) What do my friends really think of me? "Hello, Dolly!" (Louis Armstrong) Do people secretly lust after me? "The Long Division" (Elvis Costello/Burt Bacharach) How can I make myself happy? "Sunday Bloody Sunday" (U2) What should I do with my life? "Sparks" (The Who, live at the Isle of Wight) Why must life be so full of pain? "Candyfloss" (Wilco) Will I ever have children? "Black Wings" (Tom Waits) Will I die happy? "Shiny Stockings" (Ella Fitzgerald) Can you give me some advice? "Badlands" (Bruce Springsteen, live in Passaic, New Jersey 1978) What do you think happiness is? "New Orleans Stomp" (Louis Armstrong) What's your favorite fetish? "Rushing" (Moby) As I said, it's only potentially funny... Mine was much better the first time I did it.
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12-01-2005, 03:02 PM
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How many songs? 114
Sort by song title (first and last): First: A place for my Head--Linkin Park Last: You got Lucky--Tom Petty Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: Never Going Back Again--Fleetwood Mac Longest: No More Tears--Ozzy Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 0--unbelievable Search for "death," how many songs come up? 0 Search for "love," how many songs come up? 3 Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: Where is the Love--Black Eyed Peas What do you think of me, iTunes? These Dreams--Heart Will I have a happy life? Boulevard of Broken Dreams-- Green Day What do my friends really think of me? Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo--Bloodhound Gang Do people secretly lust after me? See You on The Other Side--Ozzy How can I make myself happy? BYOB-- System of A Down---ha ha ha What should I do with my life? Hysteria--Def Leppard Why must life be so full of pain? If Looks could Kill--Heart Will I ever have children? Simple Man--Shinedown Will I die happy? Red Dirt Road--Brooks & Dunn Can you give me some advice? Holiday--Green Day What do you think happiness is? Never Going Back Again--Fleetwood Mac--Another good answer! What's your favorite fetish? Faint--Linkin Park
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12-01-2005, 03:38 PM
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How many songs?
3233 Sort by song title (first and last): First: #1 Crush - Garbage Last: Zimbabwe - Toni Childs Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: He's So Unusual - Cyndi Lauper Longest: Love To Love You Baby - Donna Summer Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 22 Search for "death," how many songs come up? 3 Search for "love," how many songs come up? 332 Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: I'm Livin' In Shame - Diana Ross & The Supremes What do you think of me, iTunes? We Had It All - Tina Turner Will I have a happy life? Jesus To A Child - George Michael What do my friends really think of me? Drive You Home - Garbage Do people secretly lust after me? I'm Every Woman - Chaka Khan How can I make myself happy? If You Say My Eyes Are Beautiful - Whitney Houston What should I do with my life? Fireflies - FM Why must life be so full of pain? It Can't Come Quickly Enough - Scissor Sisters Will I ever have children? Where Has All The Love Gone - Sheryl Crow Will I die happy? Outside The Rain (1986 Wantaugh NY) - Stevie Can you give me some advice? Gold Dust Woman #1 - FM What do you think happiness is? Another One Bites The Dust - Queen What's your favorite fetish? Where Are You Baby - Betty Boo Christ, my taste in music looks bad judging by this 
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12-01-2005, 03:44 PM
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Excellent thread!
How many songs? 2838 Sort by song title (first and last): First: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones Last:Your Wonderful Parade - The Carpenters Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: Reprise - Queen (4 secs) Longest: The Eve of the War - Jeff Wayne (9.07 mins) Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 7 Search for "death," how many songs come up? 0 Search for "love," how many songs come up? 307 Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: What do you think of me, iTunes? Dead Ringer For Love - Meatloaf Will I have a happy life? Diamond Road - Sheryl Crow What do my friends really think of me? Forever Young - The Sparks Do people secretly lust after me? Try - Debbie Gibson How can I make myself happy? Can't Stop Now - Keane What should I do with my life? A Song For You - The carpenters Why must life be so full of pain? Disembodied Voices - The Finn Brothers Will I ever have children? Wouldn't It Be Nice - The Beach Boys Will I die happy? Dreams - Fleetwood Mac Can you give me some advice? Secret - Maroon 5 What do you think happiness is? I Love You - Sarah McLachlan What's your favorite fetish? Nasty Ghetto - The Sugababes
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12-01-2005, 03:46 PM
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How many songs? 2684
Sort by song title (first and last): First: '97 Bonnie & Clyde - Tori Amos Last: Zero From Outer Space - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: Wha' Happened - clip from A Mighty Wind (0:01) Longest: Tori Mix v2 - DJ Wüdi (46:37) Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 4 Search for "death," how many songs come up? 4 Search for "love," how many songs come up? 209 Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: I Used To Love Her (Common) What do you think of me, iTunes? Nothing Was Delivered (The Byrds) Will I have a happy life? Stumbling Through the Dark (The Jayhawks) What do my friends really think of me? Dreams (FM) Do people secretly lust after me? Silent Sigh (Badly Drawn Boy) How can I make myself happy? Wild Honey Pie (The Beatles) What should I do with my life? Black Cowboys (Bruce Springsteen) Why must life be so full of pain? Florida (Patty Griffin) Will I ever have children? Knot Comes Loose (My Morning Jacket) Will I die happy? Caring is Creepy (The Shins) Can you give me some advice? Slow Like Honey (Fiona Apple) What do you think happiness is? Brown Sugar (Mos Def) What's your favorite fetish? The Lights of London (David Gray)
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12-01-2005, 03:52 PM
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12-01-2005, 04:24 PM
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Okee...
How many songs? 665 (Need to add more)
Sort by song title (first and last): First: (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone - The Monkees Last: Zor and Zam - The Monkees Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: Instrumental Intro - Lindsey Buckingham (:25) Longest: ISA (London) - FM (10:24) Search for "sex," how many songs come up? Only 1 Outside - George Michael Search for "death," how many songs come up? None Search for "love," how many songs come up? 38 Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: Two Doors Down - Dolly Parton What do you think of me, iTunes? Bust a Move - Young MC Will I have a happy life? Mr. Chow - Acoustic Alchemy What do my friends really think of me? A Moment Like This - Justin Guarini Do people secretly lust after me? Promises - Take That (BWAH!) How can I make myself happy? What a Girl Wants - Christina Aguilera What should I do with my life? You (or Somebody Like You) - Keith Urban Why must life be so full of pain? Bare Trees - FM  Wierd.Will I ever have children? Yesterday - Keith Urban (LMAO!!!!!!) Will I die happy? Pleasant Valley Sunday - The Monkees (Am I gonna die on a Sunday? I was born on a Sunday..wierd) Can you give me some advice? Liquid - Jars of Clay What do you think happiness is? Blue Jeans - Keith Urban (Dat's right! LOL) What's your favorite fetish? ISA (White Album version) - FM (OMG, LMAO!!! Awesome!)
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**Christy**
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12-01-2005, 05:06 PM
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How many songs?
1767 Sort by song title (first and last): First:Aerosmith - Dream On (Live with Orchestra) Last: Zero 7 - In the waiting line Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: Tan Dun - Hero OST - Snow 1:03 Longest: Stevie Nicks - Fort Meyers 9.25.01- Edge Of Seventeen - 22:45 Search for "sex," how many songs come up? None Search for "death," how many songs come up? None Search for "love," how many songs come up? 166  Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: What do you think of me, iTunes? Stevie Nicks-Las Vegas, NV 5-14-05-7. Sorcerer Will I have a happy life? Fleetwood Mac - live in Milwaukee 1976 Why What do my friends really think of me? Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here - Live8 London Do people secretly lust after me? Stevie Nicks - Stand Back - Mansfield 6.8.05  How can I make myself happy? Alison Moyet - Do You Ever Wonder What should I do with my life? des'ree - kissing you  Why must life be so full of pain? Charles Aznavour - She Will I ever have children? Paco de Lucia - Entre Dos Aguas Will I die happy? Guns'n'Roses - Patience Can you give me some advice? Cake - building a religion What do you think happiness is? Outkast - Ms.Jackson What's your favorite fetish? Manhã de Carnaval - António Carlos Jobim - & Luiz Bonfá & Elizeth Cardoso - Black Orpheus Romy
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Non vogliate negar l'esperienza di retro al sol, del mondo sanza gente Considerate la vostra semenza fatti non foste a viver come bruti ma per seguir virtute e canoscenza ~ Dante Alighieri, Divina Commedia, Inferno Canto XXVI Last edited by Serrart; 12-01-2005 at 05:15 PM.. Reason: Forgot to answer the sort by time question
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12-01-2005, 06:06 PM
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12-01-2005, 06:10 PM
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So, Sharon - I notice your post was edited. Was it edited for cheater content? Was it cheatited? Hmmmm???? 
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) -
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12-01-2005, 06:49 PM
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this is hilarious.
How many songs? 5839 Sort by song title (first and last): First: 'Round Midnight, Larry Coryell Last: Zip It, Austin Powers Sort by time (longest and shortest): Shortest: Hello, Mrs. Doubtfire (2 secs) Longest: Act 3, Patti Labelle, Live At the Apollo (15:06) Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 15 Search for "death," how many songs come up? 1 Search for "love," how many songs come up? 617 Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. First song that comes up: My Love Is Your Love (Club Mix) - Whitney Houston What do you think of me, iTunes? Crazy In Love - Beyonce' Will I have a happy life? I'm In the Mood for Love - Barbra Streisand What do my friends really think of me? Love - Destiny's Child Do people secretly lust after me? Big Love - Fleetwood Mac How can I make myself happy? Suicide - R. Kelly (I **** YOU NOT) What should I do with my life? Time To Say Goodbye - Sarah Brightman Why must life be so full of pain? Been So Long - Anita Baker Will I ever have children? Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man - Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn Will I die happy? Wednesday - Tori Amos Can you give me some advice? Send In the Clowns - Barbra Streisand What do you think happiness is? She's Not Just A Pretty Face - Shania Twain What's your favorite fetish? Fairy Tale - Toni Braxton
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12-01-2005, 07:08 PM
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