Sharon Osbourne Will Cut a Bitch

[dissention]

With words, of course.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=10235
http://people.monstersandcritics.com...slates_Madonna

Sharon Osbourne has launched into an astonishing foul-mouthed tirade against ageing pop comeback queen Madonna.

The 53-year-old X Factor judge issued an apparently unprovoked four-letter-word attack on the former queen of pop, suggesting that she has changed her image so often that she now doesn't know who she is.

In an interview with Word magazine, no part of poor old Madge's character was spared, with the flame-hared wife of rocker Ozzy attacking everything from her dress sense to her mothering skills.

'For f*ck's sake, who are you? At that age, you should know who you are, what bloody religion you are and what you represent,' she said.

Madonna's religion came in for particularly harsh criticism: 'One day you're in ****ing gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a ****ing dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids' poetry looking like a ****ing librarian - then you're back looking like an old hooker again.'

“You can’t one day be in Horse and Hound magazine and the next in Dyke Weekly.”

Responding to the pop diva's recent revelation that she forbids her two children, Lourdes and Rocco, from watching TV, Sharon ranted: 'Oh that's ****ing ridiculous, crap, f*ck off - what a load of bollocks!'

On the topic of Madge's kids’ books, based on Kabbalah, she told Word magazine:

“Writing those painful, silly children’s books and reading them to your kids – if my mum came up to me with a book like that I’d say, ‘****ing stick it up your arse. ****ing ‘English Roses’ – bollocks.”