Desperate Housewives Season 2 Official Thread

Brwn_eyes0511 · #1 10-02-2005, 08:13 PM

...For all things Desperate Housewives...

dissention · #2 10-02-2005, 09:07 PM

It's boring me. I really only care about Alfre Woodard and Marcia Cross at this point. I dream of strapping Teri Hatcher down and shoving a feeding tube up her nose; her straw legs make me physically ill.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #3 10-02-2005, 09:12 PM

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It's boring me. I really only care about Alfre Woodard and Marcia Cross at this point. I dream of strapping Teri Hatcher down and shoving a feeding tube up her nose; her straw legs make me physically ill.

Ohhh...Terri Hatcher is one hot MILF! I love her dearly.

So now we know that it is her husband that she is keeping locked up in the basement...but she said her son was dead?

When Brea slapped Phyllis, I thought I was going to die...It was hilarious!

dissention · #4 10-02-2005, 09:16 PM

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Ohhh...Terri Hatcher is one hot MILF! I love her dearly.

That? Is disgusting. She makes Kate Moss look like a beached whale. And that veiny forehead of hers that she's sporting because she's so underweight grosses me out. It looks like a roadmap.

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So now we know that it is her husband that she is keeping locked up in the basement...but she said her son was dead?

I don't think DeepVoiced!Matthew is her son. They're too cuddly. And she's supposed to have something to do with the whole Mary Alice affair.

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When Brea slapped Phyllis, I thought I was going to die...It was hilarious!

Marcia Cross makes the show.

Livia · #5 10-02-2005, 09:19 PM

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Ohhh...Terri Hatcher is one hot MILF! I love her dearly.

So now we know that it is her husband that she is keeping locked up in the basement...but she said her son was dead?

When Brea slapped Phyllis, I thought I was going to die...It was hilarious!

I totally predicted the slap, but it was hilarious.

Alfre merely told the shrink that story to get the sleeping pills. We still don't know for sure she was even telling the truth. I still think it's Paul in the basement.

Someone please give Teri Hatcher a sandwich. Or 12.

I love that Edie skates on "quads" with pom-poms on 'em.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #6 10-02-2005, 09:19 PM

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That? Is disgusting. She makes Kate Moss look like a beached whale. And that veiny forehead of hers that she's sporting because she's so underweight grosses me out. It looks like a roadmap.

She is really thin, but still hot to me!

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I don't think DeepVoiced!Matthew is her son. They're too cuddly. And she's supposed to have something to do with the whole Mary Alice affair.

When you feel of someone's abs and chest...they are usually not your son!

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Marcia Cross makes the show.

She is great!

What about the fight over changing the sheets?...

Brwn_eyes0511 · #7 10-02-2005, 09:21 PM

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I love that Edie skates on "quads" with pom-poms on 'em.

When Susan "ran her over" I just thought to myself...this show could run for another 8 years and still please me!

dissention · #8 10-02-2005, 09:23 PM

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She is really thin, but still hot to me!

When I can visibly see every bone in someone's body, I cannot fathom calling them hot. I'd be afraid of being impaled by a jutting bone if I got near her, let alone if I schtupped her.

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She is great!

What about the fight over changing the sheets?...

I thought that was great. I love Felicity Huffman and Doug Savant, they crack me up together. "The System." *giggles*

Brwn_eyes0511 · #9 10-02-2005, 09:24 PM

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I thought that was great. I love Felicity Huffman and Doug Savant, they crack me up together. "The System." *giggles*

And her talking to the rat near the end...

Livia · #10 10-02-2005, 09:25 PM

Poor little mousie, I felt sorry for him!

Brwn_eyes0511 · #11 10-02-2005, 09:29 PM

I did too, but he did serve his purpose!

What do you think about next week? What was up with Alfre falling on the floor screaming?

Livia · #12 10-02-2005, 09:34 PM

I had to run to the computer for an ebay auction that was ending soon, so I missed the previews...what was she doing exactly?

dissention · #13 10-02-2005, 09:37 PM

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I had to run to the computer for an ebay auction that was ending soon, so I missed the previews...what was she doing exactly?

It looked like the white dude in her basement was escaping and he knocked her over when she was bringing him his dinner tray.

diamondsnake · #14 10-02-2005, 09:53 PM

This was not the best episode. The season premiere was great, but this episode was kind of a let down, I must say. Oh well, hoepefully next week will be better.

And someone needs to tell the powers that be that we want more Edie! The public is demanding more Edie Brit! Why she is only in one minute an episode, I'll never know!

dissention · #15 10-02-2005, 09:55 PM

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And someone needs to tell the powers that be that we want more Edie! The public is demanding more Edie Brit! Why she is only in one minute an episode, I'll never know!

They should get rid of Gabrielle in favor of more Edie.