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Get your degree in movie lore
Take the cinema quiz. If you score 100 or higher, you earn your Movie Lore B.A. cum laude. 80 to 99, you pass. 50 to 79, you pass just barely. Anything below, you need to pack up your **** & leave the dorm before the dean skins your ass.
1. Which of the following is chronologically correct? a. Variety Lights, Nights of Cabiria, Juliet of the Spirits, La Dolce Vita b. Magnificent Ambersons, Lady From Shanghai, Touch of Evil, The Trial c. Ride the High Country, Noon Wine, Major Dundee, The Wild Bunch d. Return of the Dragon, Fists of Fury, Enter the Dragon, Game of Death 2. _________ boffed __________ in ____________. a. Brando/Schneider/The Passenger b. DeNiro/Connelly/Once Upon a Time in America c. Hopper/Black/Easy Rider d. Grant/Hepburn/Midnight Cowboy 3. Who was not involved in "1941"? a. Spielberg b. Lucas c. Zemeckis d. Mifune 4. Which didn't involve Muhammad Ali? a. Farewell to the King b. When We Were Kings c. The Greatest d. Thrilla in Manila 5. "Nouvelle vague" means: a. vague novel. b. novel and vogue. c. original but uncertain. d. none of the above. 6. Schrader is to "Taxi Driver" as a. Scorsese is to "Raging Bull." b. Jodie Foster is to "Anna & the King." c. Coppola is to "Black Stallion." d. Milius is to "Apocalypse Now." 7. Arnold Schwarzenegger lost title of Mr. Olympia in "Pumping Iron Part II." True or False? 8. Which is of the following was not an early Soviet director? a. Zhukov b. Dovzhenko c. Vertov d. Pudovkin 9. Which actor did not expose his pud? a. Robert DeNiro b. Gerard Depardieu c. Alec Baldwin d. Harvey Keitel 10. Which porn star appeared in "Boogie Nights"? a. Veronica Hart b. Marilyn Chambers c. Linda Lovelace d. Fay Wray 11. Why is "Jeanne Dielmann" a ****ty movie? a. It has a simple message stretched over four hours. b. We are not only given but clobbered with the message. c. Ackerman has no visual talent. d. All of the above. 12. "Ohayo" is to "I Was Born But" as: a. "Empire Strikes Backs" is to "Star Wars." b. "Body Snatchers" is to "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." c. "Dawn of the Dead" is to "Night of the Living Dead." d. "Man Who Knew Too Much" is to "Man Who Knew Too Much." 13. Why did Brando get the role of Don Corleone? a. Coppola insisted it be Brando. b. Executives wanted a big name in a risky venture. c. Brando asked Quinn to turn down the role. d. Brando was hot again following success of "Last Tango." 14. Which is of the following is not a Cassavetes film? a. "Shadows" b. "Gloria" c. "Minnie and Moskowitz" d. "Saint Jack" 15. Why is "13th Warrior" immeasurably superior to "Lord of the Rings"? a. "13th Warrior" is more intelligent. b. "LOR" is dumb action and talkinghead soap opera. c. "LOR" is for dorks. d. All of the above. 16. Which Hong Kong director hasn't worked for Hollywood? a. John Woo b. Johnny To c. Ringo Lam d. Tsui Hark 17. In "Camille Claudel," the heroine works for which artist? a. Rodin b. Renoir c. Warhol d. Moore 18. Who wrote the essay "Circles and Squares"? a. John Simon b. Andrew Sarris c. Parker Tyler d. Pauline Kael 19. Dwight Macdonald had fun trashing which biblical spectacle? a. "Cabiria" b. "Ten Commandments" c. "Land of the Pharoahs" d. "Greatest Story Ever Told" 20. Victor Fleming replaced _________ for ___________. a. Ford/How Green Was My Valley b. Capra/Wizard of Oz c. Cukor/Gone With the Wind d. Hawks/Dracula 21. Boris Karloff is to the bride of Frankenstein monster as: a. DeNiro is to Debra. b. Gatsby is to Daisy. c. Hoffman is to Elaine. d. Peppard is to Hepburn. 22. Which of the following applies to "Lord of the Rings"? a. Dumb, overblown, infantile b. Grand, beautiful, ennobling c. Epic, awesome, spectacular d. Sweeping, glorious, magnificent 23. Why is "Attack of the Clones" better than "LOR"? a. "Clones" has better effects than "LOR." b. "Clones" has greater meaning than "LOR." c. "Clones" has better script than "LOR." d. "Clones" has better acting than "LOR." 24. Which list only includes Godard's Maoist films? a. Weekend/British Sounds/Wind From the East b. British Sounds/Wind From the East/One Plus One c. La Chinoise/Wind From the East/Vladimir and Rosa d. Alphaville/Passion/Day for Night 25. Which is not a recurring Fellini motif? a. Sound of wind b. Clowns and circus c. Big-boobed women d. Dragons 26. Pasolini labeled Italians as little fascists because of their: a. historical amnesia. b. consumerism. c. revision of Mussolini's legacy. d. rehabilitation of fascist-era bureaucrats. 27. Who was not a crucial influence on Godard? a. Brecht b. Derrida c. Oshima d. Bazin 28. Which character did not appear in a Welles movie? a. Hal b. Desdemona c. Banquo d. Lavinia 29. Which directors were admired more abroad than at home? a. Kurosawa/Satyajit Ray/Hitchcock/Lewis b. Mizoguchi/Ozu/Godard/Truffaut c. Dreyer/Welles/Allen/DeMille d. Rohmer/Chabrol/Resnais/Visconti 30. Lars von Trier is: a. a great original director. b. an obnoxious arrogant prick. c. a member of the Swedish New Wave. d. the director of "Idiots," "Zentropa" & "Celebration." 31. Which New Wave director enjoyed the greatest consistency in terms of quality? a. Rohmer b. Chabrol c. Godard d. Truffaut 32. Which figure didn't change his name? a. Winona Ryder b. Eric Rohmer c. Stanley Kubrick d. John Wayne 33. Which of these early '70s directors was outed as a one-shot talent? a. Peter Bogdanovich b. William Friedkin c. Hal Ashby d. Bill Evans 34. Which of these ladies did Warren Beatty not boff? a. Faye Dunaway b. Claudia Cardinale c. Carly Simon d. Julie Christie 35. According to Shirley MacLaine's beliefs she could have been: a. an astronaut/a computer programmer/Henry Kissinger. b. a toad/a maggot/Christopher Columbus. c. advisor to President Johnson/inventor of the skateboard/Madame Mao. d. a pair of shoes/a space alien/Warren Beatty's lover. 36. The following are not related by blood: a. Donald and Kiefer b. Martin and Emilio c. Coppola and Cage d. Audrey and Katharine 37. Which rock star didn't appear in a feature movie? a. Dave Clark Five b. Donna Summer c. Michael Jackson d. Cat Stevens 38. Elsa, made famous by the book and movie "Born Free,": a. lived as proud lioness to the age of 12. b. gave birth to three cubs and was mauled to death by another lion at age of 6. c. gave birth to three cubs and was shot by a hunter. d. disappeared and was never seen again after leaving three cubs. 39. People who like slasher movies: a. have serious mental problems. b. are total idiots. c. need to freaking see better movies. d. all of the above. 40. Which pairing lists Hitchcock's best/worst film? a. Vertigo/Topaz b. North By Northwest/Psycho c. Vertigo/Shadow of a Doubt d. Rear Window/Birds 41. Which hierarchy best represents Scorsese in terms of quality? a. Taxi Driver/NY NY/Goodfellas/King of Comedy b. Raging Bull/Goodfellas/Casino/Kundun c. Goodfellas/Mean Streets/Kundun/Last Temptation of Christ d. Casino/Taxi Driver/Alice/Color of Money 42. When _________ was away in __________, executives altered his version of ____________. a. Peckinpah/Hawaii/Major Dundee b. Altman/Las Vegas/Nashville c. Welles/Brazil/Magnificent Ambersons d. Kurosawa/France/Red Beard 43. Which of the following lists Paul Schrader's obsessions? a. Calvinism/Buddhism/cinephilia b. Kael/alcoholism/marxism c. francophilia/anglophobia/nazism d. suicide/Japanese culture/pornography 44. Which of the following is not an Andrej Wajda film? a. Ashes and Diamonds b. Siberian Lady Macbeth c. Danton d. Moonlighting 45. What happened with the Fellini/Bergman collaboration? a. It flopped with critics and the public. b. It won accolades at Cannes but was dismissed by the public. c. There was no such project and shove the trick question up yer arse. d. None of the above. 46. "Bubblegum Crisis" OVA takes place when and where? a. 2032-2033/Megatokyo b. 2040/Neotokyo c. 2042-2043/Ultracity d. 2055/Zentropia 47. Why was Riefenstahl, unlike Eisenstein, reviled so much by the film community? a. She never apologized for her involvment with nazism. b. Film scholars and critics tend to be liberal/leftist. c. Nazism as an ideology was worse than communism. d. All of the above. 48. Which of the following is NOT true about Mussolini. a. He had wide support among futurists. b. He didn't ban Visconti's noir film "Ossessione." c. He decreed "We the Living" should be shown in every Italian school. d. He was mainly responsible for creating Cinecitta. 49. Which Italian director did not work in cinema during the fascist era? a. Visconti b. Blasetti c. Rossellini d. Olmi 50. "Godfather" movies are associated with and/or draw inspiration from which of the following? a. Watergate/FBI papers on the mafia/rise of Mussolini b. Valachi papers/Lucky Luciano/Scarface c. Puzo's mother/Frank Sinatra/Vatican corruption d. Jewish crime/Chinese triad/Atlantic City 51. Peckinpah has been accused of all of the following: a. sexism/fascism/catholicism. b. fascism/male chauvanism/pretentiousness. c. machismo/marxism/womanizing. d. alcoholism/laziness/kidnapping. 52. Which critics trashed "The Wild Bunch"? a. Rex Reed/Stanley Kauffmann b. Andrew Sarris/Serge Daney c. Judith Christ/Rex Reed d. John Simon/Penelope Gilliat 53. Which critics detested "Do the Right Thing"? a. Hoberman/Taubin b. Wilmington/Carr c. Kauffmann/Schickel d. Kehr/Kael 54. What are Oliver Stone's best/worst films? a. Nixon/Natural Born Killers b. JFK/Nixon c. Natural Born Killers/Platoon d. Platoon/Heaven and Earth 55. "Throne of Blood" & "The Lower Depths" were respectively inspired by: a. Shakespeare/Camus b. Milton/Shakespeare c. Shakespeare/Gorky d. Shakespeare/Tolstoy 56. Which of these directors didn't serve in the military? a. Oliver Stone b. John Milius c. Sam Fuller d. Kobayashi 57. Brando reached his artistic peak from: a. 1941 to 1950 b. 1953 to 1958 c. 1950 to 1955 d. 1967 to 1970 58. Which of the following associations (regarding film influence) is out of place? a. 2001/Star Wars/LOR b. Seven Samurai/Wild Bunch/Saving Private Ryan c. The Killing/Pierrot le Fou/Pulp Fiction d. Yojimbo/Dollars trilogy/Ashes of Time 59. The locale where "Godfather" doesn't take place? a. NY b. Vegas c. Hollywood d. Jersey 60. Unscramble the words on the right using hints on the left. a. Elaine........................tegardau b. Jean de........................ideapedur c. Man with a pistol........................telvnoo d. Man in disorder........................evsne sitebua 61. Which is not a pussyboy director? a. David Fincher b. Alexander Payne c. Todd Solondz d. Peewee Anderson 62. Which are Spielberg's best/worst films? a. ET/Hook b. Raiders of the Lost Ark/1941 c. Schindler's List/AI d. AI/1941 63. Which directors should never have been born? a. Rohmer/Russell/Spike Lee b. Ackerman/Greenaway/von Trier c. Godard/Truffaut/Peckinpah d. anderson/Fincher/Jackson 64. Which was an important Italian director during the fascist era? a. Blasetti b. Pasolini c. Provolone d. Paparazzi 65. Which Japanese directors came to prominence parallel to the New Wave? a. Teshigahara/Ichikawa b. Kurosawa/Oshima c. Kobayashi/Itami d. Imamura/Oshima 66. Which of the following lists the big German directors of the '70s? a. Riefenstahl/Fassbinder/Herzog b. Schlondorff/Kluge/Wertmuller c. Fassbinder/Wenders/Herzog d. Schinkel/Goering/Rosenberg 67. Which list only includes Godard's great films? a. Masculin Feminin/Band of Outsiders/Alphaville b. Weekend/Wind From the East/Detective c. Breathless/Masculin Feminin/Weekend d. Contempt/Pierrot le Fou/King Lear 68. Which list only includes Truffaut's great films? a. 400 Blows/Small Change/Wild Child b. Jules and Jim/Mississippi Mermaid/Last Metro c. Story of Adele H/400 Blows/Jules & Jim d. 400 Blows/Day for Night/Two English Girls 69. Which ledgie employs trolling to settle silly vendettas? a. pkcin Paula b. Dissension Josh c. David d. Johnny Stew 70. Miyazaki's "Spirited Away" fails because: a. its animation is primitive. b. it lacks imagination. c. it's a barfbag movie. d. it's quasi-fascist. 71. What was Nixon's favorite movie? a. The Searchers b. Sands of Iwo Jima c. Patton d. Easy Rider 72. Whom did Orson Welles not work with? a. Oja Kadar b. Anne Baxter c. Akim Tamiroff d. James Stewart 73. Which of the following was blacklisted by Hollywood during scary Red period? a. Jules Dassin b. Elia Kazan c. Nicholas Ray d. Sam Fuller 74. Richard Lester didn't direct which film? a. How I Won the War b. Oh What a Lovely War c. Robin & Marian d. Superman II 75. Pauline Kael never reviewed a movie by: a. Wertmuller b. Resnais c. Tarkovsky d. Troell 76. Which great film was made in China during the '60s? a. The Red Detachment of Women b. Comrade Lin Feng c. Breaking Wind From the East d. Nothing great was made under maoism. 77. Who was not a great figure of Weimar German cinema? a. Rohm b. Pabst c. Lang d. Sternberg 78. Why do some adults like "Finding Nemo"? a. It's a cool movie. b. Some adults are retarded. c. It makes you feel like a kid again. d. There's no age limit for appreciating brilliance. 79. Which actress had the biggest knockers? a. Sophia Loren b. Jane Mansfield c. Anita Ekberg d. Lana Turner 80. Peckinpah's first movie was: a. "Ride the High Country." b. "Major Dundee." c. "Death at Noon." d. "Deadly Companions." 81. Which of the following is not a ****ty movie? a. "13th Warrior" b. "Time Code" c. "Armageddon" d. "End of Days" 82. Mel Gibson is an antisemite. True or False? 83. Which hierarchy is most accurate? a. Welles/Chabrol/Allen/Mizoguchi b. Hitchcock/Truffaut/Ackerman/Peckinpah c. Renoir/Sirk/Godard/von Trotta d. Mizoguchi/Welles/von Trier/Renoir 84. Which of the following was not a New Wave director? a. Lelouch b. Clouzot c. Varda d. Rivette 85. John Simon and Andrew Sarris beat the **** out of each other in which publication? a. NY Times b. Partisan Review c. NY Review of Books d. The Guardian 86. Match person in the left column with movie in the right column. a. Charlton Heston........................Double Indemnity b. Barbara Stanwyck........................Hud c. James Wong Howe........................In Cold Blood d. Conrad Hall........................Major Dundee 87. Which movie was Magnani's greatest role? a. Secret of Santa Vittoria b. Le Carosse d'or c. The Fugitive Kind d. The Rose Tattoo 88. Why did Mr T. pity the fool in "Rocky III"? a. Because fools think Rocky can be champ. b. It was self-pity for being stuck in a dumb movie. c. Because we were fool enough to see "Rocky III." d. Because he felt compassion for the fool. 89. Which director does Ingmar Bergman consider the greatest? a. Welles b. Antonioni c. Fellini d. Tarkovsky 90. Which movie did Peckinpah say was Ford's worst? a. Stagecoach b. Searchers c. Liberty Valance d. Cheyenne Autumn 91. Woody Allen's son Dylan is technically his brother-in-law. True or False? 92. Which of these directors didn't make a biblical epic? a. John Huston b. Robert Aldrich c. Nicholas Ray d. Franklin Schaffner 93. Woody Strode did not work for which director? a. Kazan b. Ford c. Leone d. Kubrick 94. Which ledgie has seen too many recent boring slugtard Stevie concerts & not enough exciting old ones? a. David b. Jyqm c. DavidMN d. PeteP9000 95. Which is not a David Lean film? a. Agony and the Ecstasy b. Breaking the Sound Barrier c. Great Expectations d. Brief Encounter 96. Which two movies prove that movies can be kitsch & yet still be art? a. Rules of the Game/Crime of Mr. Lange b. All That Heaven Allows/The Red Shoes c. Andrei Rublev/Stalker d. A Woman Is a Woman/Breathless 97. What did Heston say to his captors in "Planet That Went Ape"? a. "It's none of your monkey business!" b. "Shove this banana up your ass!" c. "I can take your face, put it in some dough, and make gorilla cookies!" d. "Get your filty paws off me, you damed dirty ape!" 98. Movie influenced by drug culture is: a. Weekend b. 2001: A Space Oddysey c. Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie d. Performance 99. Scorsese was to cocaine what: a. Welles was to anorexia. b. Cassavettes was to booze. c. Warren Beatty was to GOP politics. d. I am to the Ledge. 100. Depardieu is to Montand as: a. DeNiro is to Olivier. b. Pacino is to Hoffman. c. Nicholson is to Welles. d. Newman is to Brando. 101. If A signs for 20 percent of net profit and B signs for 1 percent of gross profit: a. A is smarter than B. b. B is smarter than A. c. both are equally smart. d. it's impossible to tell. 102. "Film generation" refers to: a. the pioneering generation of 1920s. b. the Cahier group of critics immersed in film in the '50s. c. surrealists and avant-gardists of the '30s such as Bunuel. d. the '60s generation which embraced cinema as its most vital art form. 103. Which performer exposed her breasts most often? a. Greta Scacchi b. Julianne Moore c. Sophia Loren d. Beverly d'Angelo 104. Who dumped a plate of hot food on John Simon? a. Katharine Hepburn b. Sylvia Miles c. Annette Bening d. Reese Witherspoon 105. If you cross John Wayne with Audrey Hepburn through the FLY machine, you end up with something that looks like: a. a redneck babboon. b. a radioactive cockatoo. c. a beer-swilling mongoose. d. a muskrat half digested inside the belly of an alligator. 106. Which filmmaker was not gay? a. Lang b. Ozu c. Pasolini d. Jarman e. Losey 107. Which is NOT true? a. Cary Grant wore women's underwear. b. Sam Peckinpah served in China as a Marine. c. Goebbels asked Lang to head German cinema. d. Kurosawa served in Manchuria during WWII. 108. If Bridget Fonda is more talented than Meg Ryan, and Meg Ryan is more talented than Alec Baldwin, and Alec Baldwin is more talented than Samuel Jackson, and Samuel Jackson is more talented than Bridget Fonda, it means that: a. opinions on art are completely subjective. b. this is a very stupid question. c. celery isn't very tasty but nececelery for beef stew. d. Hollywood is racist. 109. Which is NOT true? a. Kurosawa's father built the first swimming pool in Japan. b. Orson Welles' stepfather was Jewish. c. Mizoguchi gave VD to a prostitute. d. Sam Peckinpah's father was a conservative judge. 110. The writer of this quiz is clearly: a. a man of great integrity and genius. b. in need of psychiatric help. c. a slavish follower of the herd. d. an insane maoist. 111. In "Smiles of a Summer Night," the maid, upon bonking an ugly old man: a. lives happily ever after. b. kills herself. c. inherits a huge fortune after the man dies and grows fat. d. concludes that she must go to Moscow with her sisters. 112. Which critic remembered "Smiles of a Summer Night" with pleasure? a. Otis Ferguson b. Jean Vigo c. Pauline Kael d. Chester A. Arthur 116. What is the charm of making? a. "Domo arigato mr roboto" b. "Anail nathrach ortha bhaisis beatha do cheal deanaimh" c. "Je dois dire que la femme a les fesses vraiment grandes" d. "I do not fear a skunk. I simply do not care for its odor." 117. Who is not Jewish? a. Fritz Langowicz b. Sidney Lumetsky c. Charlie Chaplinski d. Stanley Kubrickstein 118. Who is not a bloke (a Brit)? a. Richard Lester b. John Boorman c. Ken Russell d. Karel Reisz 119. Who didn't emigrate to America? a. Adolph Zukor b. Yul Brynner c. Rutger Hauer d. Charles Bronson 120. Who was not a member of the magnificent seven? a. Horst Bucholz b. Brad Dexter c. Mario Navarro d. Robert Vaughn Now post your own cinema quizzes!! 
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Just how long did it take you to come up with this insane quiz, David? It's too long, I'm only doing the first few for now.
1. Which of the following is chronologically correct? a. Variety Lights, Nights of Cabiria, Juliet of the Spirits, La Dolce Vita b. Magnificent Ambersons, Lady From Shanghai, Touch of Evil, The Trial c. Ride the High Country, Noon Wine, Major Dundee, The Wild Bunch d. Return of the Dragon, Fists of Fury, Enter the Dragon, Game of Death 2. _________ boffed __________ in ____________. a. Brando/Schneider/The Passenger b. DeNiro/Connelly/Once Upon a Time in America c. Hopper/Black/Easy Rider d. Grant/Hepburn/Midnight Cowboy  3. Who was not involved in "1941"? a. Spielberg b. Lucas c. Zemeckis d. Mifune 4. Which didn't involve Muhammad Ali? a. Farewell to the King b. When We Were Kings c. The Greatest d. Thrilla in Manila 5. "Nouvelle vague" means: a. vague novel. b. novel and vogue. c. original but uncertain. d. none of the above. 6. Schrader is to "Taxi Driver" as a. Scorsese is to "Raging Bull." b. Jodie Foster is to "Anna & the King." c. Coppola is to "Black Stallion." d. Milius is to "Apocalypse Now." 7. Arnold Schwarzenegger lost title of Mr. Olympia in "Pumping Iron Part II." True or False? Beats the hell out of me, I thought there was only one of them and I didn't even see it. 8. Which is of the following was not an early Soviet director? a. Zhukov b. Dovzhenko c. Vertov d. Pudovkin 9. Which actor did not expose his pud? a. Robert DeNiro b. Gerard Depardieu c. Alec Baldwin d. Harvey Keitel No clue. 10. Which porn star appeared in "Boogie Nights"? a. Veronica Hart Nina Hartley was in it, too. b. Marilyn Chambers c. Linda Lovelace d. Fay Wray 11. Why is "Jeanne Dielmann" a ****ty movie? a. It has a simple message stretched over four hours. b. We are not only given but clobbered with the message. c. Ackerman has no visual talent. d. All of the above.
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Ooh, you should do a combined Lindsey/Kate tribute band, that would be interesting!
Which reminds me. Note to self. I saw this add in the library today for a new close harmony choir. Must make call.
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This was fun to read. I just guessed on a bunch. It's way to hard, obviously.
2. Hopper boffed Black in Easy Rider a. Brando/Schneider/The Passenger b. DeNiro/Connelly/Once Upon a Time in America c. Hopper/Black/Easy Rider d. Grant/Hepburn/Midnight Cowboy 3. Who was not involved in "1941"? a. Spielberg b. Lucas c. Zemeckis d. Mifune 4. Which didn't involve Muhammad Ali? a. Farewell to the King b. When We Were Kings c. The Greatest d. Thrilla in Manila 5. "Nouvelle vague" means: a. vague novel. b. novel and vogue. c. original but uncertain. d. none of the above. 6. Schrader is to "Taxi Driver" as a. Scorsese is to "Raging Bull." b. Jodie Foster is to "Anna & the King." c. Coppola is to "Black Stallion." d. Milius is to "Apocalypse Now." 9. Which actor did not expose his pud? a. Robert DeNiro b. Gerard Depardieu c. Alec Baldwin d. Harvey Keitel 10. Which porn star appeared in "Boogie Nights"? a. Veronica Hart b. Marilyn Chambers c. Linda Lovelace d. Fay Wray 14. Which is of the following is not a Cassavetes film? a. "Shadows" b. "Gloria" c. "Minnie and Moskowitz" d. "Saint Jack" 15. Why s "13th Warrior" immeasurably superior to "Lord of the Rings"? a. "13th Warrior" is more intelligent. b. "LOR" is dumb action and talkinghead soap opera. c. "LOR" is for dorks. d. All of the above. 17. In "Camille Claudel," the heroine works for which artist? a. Rodin b. Renoir c. Warhol d. Moore 20. Victor Fleming replaced Cukor for GWTW a. Ford/How Green Was My Valley b. Capra/Wizard of Oz c. Cukor/Gone With the Wind d. Hawks/Dracula 22. Which of the following applies to "Lord of the Rings"? a. Dumb, overblown, infantile b. Grand, beautiful, ennobling c. Epic, awesome, spectacular d. Sweeping, glorious, magnificent 25. Which is not a recurring Fellini motif? a. Sound of wind b. Clowns and circus c. Big-boobed women d. Dragons 28. Which character did not appear in a Welles movie? a. Hal b. Desdemona c. Banquo d. Lavinia 30. Lars von Trier is: a. a great original director. b. an obnoxious arrogant prick. c. a member of the Swedish New Wave. d. the director of "Idiots," "Zentropa" & "Celebration." 31. Which New Wave director enjoyed the greatest consistency in terms of quality? a. Rohmer b. Chabrol c. Godard d. Truffaut 32. Which figure didn't change his name? a. Winona Ryder b. Eric Rohmer c. Stanley Kubrick d. John Wayne 33. Which of these early '70s directors was outed as a one-shot talent? a. Peter Bogdanovich b. William Friedkin c. Hal Ashby d. Bill Evans 34. Which of these ladies did Warren Beatty not boff? a. Faye Dunaway b. Claudia Cardinale c. Carly Simon d. Julie Christie 35. According to Shirley MacLaine's beliefs she could have been: a. an astronaut/a computer programmer/Henry Kissinger. b. a toad/a maggot/Christopher Columbus. c. advisor to President Johnson/inventor of the skateboard/Madame Mao. d. a pair of shoes/a space alien/Warren Beatty's lover. 36. The following are not related by blood: a. Donald and Kiefer b. Martin and Emilio c. Coppola and Cage d. Audrey and Katharine 37. Which rock star didn't appear in a feature movie? a. Dave Clark Five b. Donna Summer c. Michael Jackson d. Cat Stevens 39. People who like slasher movies: a. have serious mental problems. b. are total idiots. c. need to freaking see better movies. d. all of the above. 40. Which pairing lists Hitchcock's best/worst film? a. Vertigo/Topaz b. North By Northwest/Psycho c. Vertigo/Shadow of a Doubt d. Rear Window/Birds 41. Which hierarchy best represents Scorsese in terms of quality? a. Taxi Driver/NY NY/Goodfellas/King of Comedy b. Raging Bull/Goodfellas/Casino/Kundun c. Goodfellas/Mean Streets/Kundun/Last Temptation of Christ d. Casino/Taxi Driver/Alice/Color of Money 42. When Welles was away in Brazil executives altered his version of Magnificent Ambersons. a. Peckinpah/Hawaii/Major Dundee b. Altman/Las Vegas/Nashville c. Welles/Brazil/Magnificent Ambersons d. Kurosawa/France/Red Beard 44. Which of the following is not an Andrej Wajda film? a. Ashes and Diamonds b. Siberian Lady Macbeth c. Danton d. Moonlighting 46. "Bubblegum Crisis" OVA takes place when and where? a. 2032-2033/Megatokyo b. 2040/Neotokyo c. 2042-2043/Ultracity d. 2055/Zentropia 51. Peckinpah has been accused of all of the following: a. sexism/fascism/catholicism. b. fascism/male chauvanism/pretentiousness. c. machismo/marxism/womanizing. d. alcoholism/laziness/kidnapping. 57. Brando reached his artistic peak from: a. 1941 to 1950 b. 1953 to 1958 c. 1950 to 1955 d. 1967 to 1970 62. Which are Spielberg's best/worst films? a. ET/Hook b. Raiders of the Lost Ark/1941 c. Schindler's List/AI d. AI/1941 69. Which ledgie employs trolling to settle silly vendettas? a. pkcin Paula b. Dissension Josh c. David d. Johnny Stew 70. Miyazaki's "Spirited Away" fails because: a. its animation is primitive. b. it lacks imagination. c. it's a barfbag movie. d. it's quasi-fascist. e. It doesn't fail. 72. Whom did Orson Welles not work with? a. Oja Kadar b. Anne Baxter c. Akim Tamiroff d. James Stewart 73. Which of the following was blacklisted by Hollywood during scary Red period? a. Jules Dassin b. Elia Kazan c. Nicholas Ray d. Sam Fuller 74. Richard Lester didn't direct which film? a. How I Won the War b. Oh What a Lovely War c. Robin & Marian d. Superman II 79. Which actress had the biggest knockers? a. Sophia Loren b. Jane Mansfield (I question the term "actress") c. Anita Ekberg d. Lana Turner 80. Peckinpah's first movie was: a. "Ride the High Country." b. "Major Dundee." c. "Death at Noon." d. "Deadly Companions." 86. Match person in the left column with movie in the right column. a. Charlton Heston........................Double Indemnity b. Barbara Stanwyck........................Hud c. James Wong Howe........................In Cold Blood d. Conrad Hall........................Major Dundee Conrad Hall - In Cold Blood Barbara Stanwyck - Double Indemnity James Wong Howe - Hud Charlton Heston - Major Dundee 87. Which movie was Magnani's greatest role? a. Secret of Santa Vittoria b. Le Carosse d'or c. The Fugitive Kind d. The Rose Tattoo 88. Why did Mr T. pity the fool in "Rocky III"? a. Because fools think Rocky can be champ. b. It was self-pity for being stuck in a dumb movie. c. Because we were fool enough to see "Rocky III." d. Because he felt compassion for the fool. 92. Which of these directors didn't make a biblical epic? a. John Huston b. Robert Aldrich c. Nicholas Ray d. Franklin Schaffner 94. Which ledgie has seen too many recent boring slugtard Stevie concerts & not enough exciting old ones? a. David b. Jyqm c. DavidMN d. PeteP9000 e. Everyone 95. Which is not a David Lean film? a. Agony and the Ecstasy b. Breaking the Sound Barrier c. Great Expectations d. Brief Encounter 97. What did Heston say to his captors in "Planet That Went Ape"? a. "It's none of your monkey business!" b. "Shove this banana up your ass!" c. "I can take your face, put it in some dough, and make gorilla cookies!" d. "Get your filty paws off me, you damed dirty ape!" 99. Scorsese was to cocaine what: a. Welles was to anorexia. b. Cassavettes was to booze. c. Warren Beatty was to GOP politics. d. I am to the Ledge. 100. Depardieu is to Montand as: a. DeNiro is to Olivier. b. Pacino is to Hoffman. c. Nicholson is to Welles. d. Newman is to Brando. 101. If A signs for 20 percent of net profit and B signs for 1 percent of gross profit: a. A is smarter than B. b. B is smarter than A. c. both are equally smart. d. it's impossible to tell. 103. Which performer exposed her breasts most often? a. Greta Scacchi b. Julianne Moore c. Sophia Loren d. Beverly d'Angelo 104. Who dumped a plate of hot food on John Simon? a. Katharine Hepburn b. Sylvia Miles c. Annette Bening d. Reese Witherspoon 105. If you cross John Wayne with Audrey Hepburn through the FLY machine, you end up with something that looks like: a. a redneck babboon. b. a radioactive cockatoo. c. a beer-swilling mongoose. d. a muskrat half digested inside the belly of an alligator. 108. If Bridget Fonda is more talented than Meg Ryan, and Meg Ryan is more talented than Alec Baldwin, and Alec Baldwin is more talented than Samuel Jackson, and Samuel Jackson is more talented than Bridget Fonda, it means that: a. opinions on art are completely subjective. b. this is a very stupid question. c. celery isn't very tasty but nececelery for beef stew. d. Hollywood is racist. 110. The writer of this quiz is clearly: a. a man of great integrity and genius. b. in need of psychiatric help. c. a slavish follower of the herd. d. an insane maoist. 111. In "Smiles of a Summer Night," the maid, upon bonking an ugly old man: a. lives happily ever after. b. kills herself. c. inherits a huge fortune after the man dies and grows fat. d. concludes that she must go to Moscow with her sisters. 112. Which critic remembered "Smiles of a Summer Night" with pleasure? a. Otis Ferguson b. Jean Vigo c. Pauline Kael d. Chester A. Arthur 117. Who is not Jewish? a. Fritz Langowicz b. Sidney Lumetsky c. Charlie Chaplinski d. Stanley Kubrickstein ( )118. Who is not a bloke (a Brit)? a. Richard Lester b. John Boorman c. Ken Russell d. Karel Reisz 119. Who didn't emigrate to America? a. Adolph Zukor b. Yul Brynner c. Rutger Hauer d. Charles Bronson 120. Who was not a member of the magnificent seven? a. Horst Bucholz b. Brad Dexter c. Mario Navarro d. Robert Vaughn
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 1. Which of the following is chronologically correct? a. Variety Lights, Nights of Cabiria, Juliet of the Spirits, La Dolce Vita b. Magnificent Ambersons, Lady From Shanghai, Touch of Evil, The Trial c. Ride the High Country, Noon Wine, Major Dundee, The Wild Bunch d. Return of the Dragon, Fists of Fury, Enter the Dragon, Game of Death 2. _________ boffed __________ in ____________. a. Brando/Schneider/The Passenger b. DeNiro/Connelly/Once Upon a Time in America c. Hopper/Black/Easy Rider d. Grant/Hepburn/Midnight Cowboy 3. Who was not involved in "1941"? a. Spielberg b. Lucas c. Zemeckis d. Mifune 4. Which didn't involve Muhammad Ali? a. Farewell to the King b. When We Were Kings c. The Greatest d. Thrilla in Manila 5. "Nouvelle vague" means: a. vague novel. b. novel and vogue. c. original but uncertain. d. none of the above. 6. Schrader is to "Taxi Driver" as a. Scorsese is to "Raging Bull." b. Jodie Foster is to "Anna & the King." c. Coppola is to "Black Stallion." d. Milius is to "Apocalypse Now." 7. Arnold Schwarzenegger lost title of Mr. Olympia in "Pumping Iron Part II." True or False? True 8. Which is of the following was not an early Soviet director? a. Zhukov b. Dovzhenko c. Vertov d. Pudovkin 9. Which actor did not expose his pud? a. Robert DeNiro b. Gerard Depardieu c. Alec Baldwin d. Harvey Keitel 10. Which porn star appeared in "Boogie Nights"? a. Veronica Hart b. Marilyn Chambers c. Linda Lovelace d. Fay Wray 11. Why is "Jeanne Dielmann" a ****ty movie? a. It has a simple message stretched over four hours. b. We are not only given but clobbered with the message. c. Ackerman has no visual talent. d. All of the above. and it's Dielman  12. "Ohayo" is to "I Was Born But" as: a. "Empire Strikes Backs" is to "Star Wars." b. "Body Snatchers" is to "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." c. "Dawn of the Dead" is to "Night of the Living Dead." d. "Man Who Knew Too Much" is to "Man Who Knew Too Much." 13. Why did Brando get the role of Don Corleone? a. Coppola insisted it be Brando. b. Executives wanted a big name in a risky venture. c. Brando asked Quinn to turn down the role. d. Brando was hot again following success of "Last Tango." 14. Which is of the following is not a Cassavetes film? a. "Shadows" b. "Gloria" c. "Minnie and Moskowitz" d. "Saint Jack" 15. Why is "13th Warrior" immeasurably superior to "Lord of the Rings"? a. "13th Warrior" is more intelligent. b. "LOR" is dumb action and talkinghead soap opera. c. "LOR" is for dorks. d. All of the above. e. Because David says so 16. Which Hong Kong director hasn't worked for Hollywood? a. John Woo b. Johnny To c. Ringo Lam d. Tsui Hark 17. In "Camille Claudel," the heroine works for which artist? a. Rodin b. Renoir c. Warhol d. Moore 18. Who wrote the essay "Circles and Squares"? a. John Simon b. Andrew Sarris c. Parker Tyler d. Pauline Kael 19. Dwight Macdonald had fun trashing which biblical spectacle? a. "Cabiria" b. "Ten Commandments" c. "Land of the Pharoahs" d. "Greatest Story Ever Told" a guess, I thought it was Kings of The Kings 20. Victor Fleming replaced _________ for ___________. a. Ford/How Green Was My Valley b. Capra/Wizard of Oz c. Cukor/Gone With the Wind d. Hawks/Dracula 21. Boris Karloff is to the bride of Frankenstein monster as: a. DeNiro is to Debra. b. Gatsby is to Daisy. c. Hoffman is to Elaine. d. Peppard is to Hepburn. 22. Which of the following applies to "Lord of the Rings"? a. Dumb, overblown, infantile b. Grand, beautiful, ennobling  c. Epic, awesome, spectacular d. Sweeping, glorious, magnificent 23. Why is "Attack of the Clones" better than "LOR"? a. "Clones" has better effects than "LOR." b. "Clones" has greater meaning than "LOR." c. "Clones" has better script than "LOR." d. "Clones" has better acting than "LOR." 24. Which list only includes Godard's Maoist films? a. Weekend/British Sounds/Wind From the East b. British Sounds/Wind From the East/One Plus One c. La Chinoise/Wind From the East/Vladimir and Rosa d. Alphaville/Passion/Day for Night 25. Which is not a recurring Fellini motif? a. Sound of wind b. Clowns and circus c. Big-boobed women d. Dragons 26. Pasolini labeled Italians as little fascists because of their: a. historical amnesia. b. consumerism. c. revision of Mussolini's legacy. d. rehabilitation of fascist-era bureaucrats. 27. Who was not a crucial influence on Godard? a. Brecht b. Derrida c. Oshima d. Bazin 28. Which character did not appear in a Welles movie? a. Hal b. Desdemona c. Banquo d. Lavinia 29. Which directors were admired more abroad than at home? a. Kurosawa/Satyajit Ray/Hitchcock/Lewis b. Mizoguchi/Ozu/Godard/Truffaut c. Dreyer/Welles/Allen/DeMille d. Rohmer/Chabrol/Resnais/Visconti 30. Lars von Trier is: a. a great original director. b. an obnoxious arrogant prick. according to David, I don't agree c. a member of the Swedish New Wave. d. the director of "Idiots," "Zentropa" & "Celebration." 31. Which New Wave director enjoyed the greatest consistency in terms of quality? a. Rohmer b. Chabrol c. Godard d. Truffaut 32. Which figure didn't change his name? a. Winona Ryder b. Eric Rohmer c. Stanley Kubrick d. John Wayne 33. Which of these early '70s directors was outed as a one-shot talent? a. Peter Bogdanovich b. William Friedkin c. Hal Ashby d. Bill Evans 34. Which of these ladies did Warren Beatty not boff? a. Faye Dunaway b. Claudia Cardinale c. Carly Simon d. Julie Christie 35. According to Shirley MacLaine's beliefs she could have been: a. an astronaut/a computer programmer/Henry Kissinger. b. a toad/a maggot/Christopher Columbus. c. advisor to President Johnson/inventor of the skateboard/Madame Mao. d. a pair of shoes/a space alien/Warren Beatty's lover. 36. The following are not related by blood: a. Donald and Kiefer b. Martin and Emilio c. Coppola and Cage d. Audrey and Katharine 37. Which rock star didn't appear in a feature movie? a. Dave Clark Five b. Donna Summer c. Michael Jackson d. Cat Stevens 38. Elsa, made famous by the book and movie "Born Free,": a. lived as proud lioness to the age of 12. b. gave birth to three cubs and was mauled to death by another lion at age of 6. c. gave birth to three cubs and was shot by a hunter. d. disappeared and was never seen again after leaving three cubs. 39. People who like slasher movies: a. have serious mental problems. b. are total idiots. c. need to freaking see better movies. d. all of the above. 40. Which pairing lists Hitchcock's best/worst film? a. Vertigo/Topaz b. North By Northwest/Psycho c. Vertigo/Shadow of a Doubt d. Rear Window/Birds 41. Which hierarchy best represents Scorsese in terms of quality? a. Taxi Driver/NY NY/Goodfellas/King of Comedy b. Raging Bull/Goodfellas/Casino/Kundun c. Goodfellas/Mean Streets/Kundun/Last Temptation of Christ d. Casino/Taxi Driver/Alice/Color of Money 42. When _________ was away in __________, executives altered his version of ____________. a. Peckinpah/Hawaii/Major Dundee b. Altman/Las Vegas/Nashville c. Welles/Brazil/Magnificent Ambersons d. Kurosawa/France/Red Beard 43. Which of the following lists Paul Schrader's obsessions? a. Calvinism/Buddhism/cinephilia b. Kael/alcoholism/marxism c. francophilia/anglophobia/nazism d. suicide/Japanese culture/pornography 44. Which of the following is not an Andrej Wajda film? a. Ashes and Diamonds b. Siberian Lady Macbeth c. Danton d. Moonlighting 45. What happened with the Fellini/Bergman collaboration? a. It flopped with critics and the public. b. It won accolades at Cannes but was dismissed by the public. c. There was no such project and shove the trick question up yer arse. d. None of the above. 46. "Bubblegum Crisis" OVA takes place when and where? a. 2032-2033/Megatokyo b. 2040/Neotokyo c. 2042-2043/Ultracity d. 2055/Zentropia 47. Why was Riefenstahl, unlike Eisenstein, reviled so much by the film community? a. She never apologized for her involvment with nazism. b. Film scholars and critics tend to be liberal/leftist. c. Nazism as an ideology was worse than communism. d. All of the above. 48. Which of the following is NOT true about Mussolini. a. He had wide support among futurists. b.He didn't ban Visconti's noir film "Ossessione." He liked the movie though. c. He decreed "We the Living" should be shown in every Italian school. d. He was mainly responsible for creating Cinecitta. 49. Which Italian director did not work in cinema during the fascist era? a. Visconti b. Blasetti c. Rossellini d. Olmi 50. "Godfather" movies are associated with and/or draw inspiration from which of the following? a. Watergate/FBI papers on the mafia/rise of Mussolini b. Valachi papers/Lucky Luciano/Scarface c. Puzo's mother/Frank Sinatra/Vatican corruption d. Jewish crime/Chinese triad/Atlantic City 51. Peckinpah has been accused of all of the following: a. sexism/fascism/catholicism. b. fascism/male chauvanism/pretentiousness. c. machismo/marxism/womanizing. d. alcoholism/laziness/kidnapping. 52. Which critics trashed "The Wild Bunch"? a. Rex Reed/Stanley Kauffmann b. Andrew Sarris/Serge Daney c. Judith Christ/Rex Reed d. John Simon/Penelope Gilliat 53. Which critics detested "Do the Right Thing"? a. Hoberman/Taubin b. Wilmington/Carr c. Kauffmann/Schickel d. Kehr/Kael 54. What are Oliver Stone's best/worst films? a. Nixon/Natural Born Killers b. JFK/Nixon c.Natural Born Killers/Platoon d. Platoon/Heaven and Earth 55. "Throne of Blood" & "The Lower Depths" were respectively inspired by: a. Shakespeare/Camus b. Milton/Shakespeare c. Shakespeare/Gorky d. Shakespeare/Tolstoy 56. Which of these directors didn't serve in the military? a. Oliver Stone b. John Milius c. Sam Fuller d. Kobayashi 57. Brando reached his artistic peak from: a. 1941 to 1950 b. 1953 to 1958 c. 1950 to 1955 d. 1967 to 1970 58. Which of the following associations (regarding film influence) is out of place? a. 2001/Star Wars/LOR b. Seven Samurai/Wild Bunch/Saving Private Ryan c. The Killing/Pierrot le Fou/Pulp Fiction d. Yojimbo/Dollars trilogy/Ashes of Time 59. The locale where "Godfather" doesn't take place? a. NY b. Vegas c. Hollywood d. Jersey 60. Unscramble the words on the right using hints on the left. a. Elaine........................tegardau b. Jean de..Depardieu......................ideapedur c. Man with a pistol........................telvnoo d. Man in disorder........................evsne sitebua No idea about the others 61. Which is not a pussyboy director? a. David Fincher b. Alexander Payne c. Todd Solondz d. [B]Peewee Anderson[B] 62. Which are Spielberg's best/worst films? a. ET/Hook b. Raiders of the Lost Ark/1941 c. Schindler's List/AI d. AI/1941 63. Which directors should never have been born? a. Rohmer/Russell/Spike Lee b. Ackerman/Greenaway/von Trier But I don't agree c. Godard/Truffaut/Peckinpah d. anderson/Fincher/Jackson 64. Which was an important Italian director during the fascist era? a. Blasetti b. Pasolini c. Provolone d. Paparazzi 65. Which Japanese directors came to prominence parallel to the New Wave? a. Teshigahara/Ichikawa b. Kurosawa/Oshima c. Kobayashi/Itami d. Imamura/Oshima 66. Which of the following lists the big German directors of the '70s? a. Riefenstahl/Fassbinder/Herzog b. Schlondorff/Kluge/Wertmuller c. Fassbinder/Wenders/Herzog d. Schinkel/Goering/Rosenberg 67. Which list only includes Godard's great films? a. Masculin Feminin/Band of Outsiders/Alphaville b. Weekend/Wind From the East/Detective c. Breathless/Masculin Feminin/Weekend d. Contempt/Pierrot le Fou/King Lear 68. Which list only includes Truffaut's great films? a. 400 Blows/Small Change/Wild Child b. Jules and Jim/Mississippi Mermaid/Last Metro c. Story of Adele H/400 Blows/Jules & Jim d. 400 Blows/Day for Night/Two English Girls 69. Which ledgie employs trolling to settle silly vendettas? a. pkcin Paula b. Dissension Josh c. David d. Johnny Stew 70. Miyazaki's "Spirited Away" fails because: a. its animation is primitive. b. it lacks imagination. c. it's a barfbag movie. d. it's quasi-fascist. e. David didn't get it 71. What was Nixon's favorite movie? a. The Searchers b. Sands of Iwo Jima c. Patton d. Easy Rider 72. Whom did Orson Welles not work with? a. Oja Kadar b. Anne Baxter c. Akim Tamiroff d. James Stewart 73. Which of the following was blacklisted by Hollywood during scary Red period? a. Jules Dassin b. Elia Kazan c. Nicholas Ray d. Sam Fuller 74. Richard Lester didn't direct which film? a. How I Won the War b. Oh What a Lovely War c. Robin & Marian d. Superman II 75. Pauline Kael never reviewed a movie by: a. Wertmuller b. Resnais c. Tarkovsky d. Troell 76. Which great film was made in China during the '60s? a. The Red Detachment of Women b. Comrade Lin Feng c. Breaking Wind From the East d. Nothing great was made under maoism. 77. Who was not a great figure of Weimar German cinema? a. Rohm b. Pabst c. Lang d. Sternberg 78. Why do some adults like "Finding Nemo"? a. It's a cool movie. b. Some adults are retarded. c. It makes you feel like a kid again. d. There's no age limit for appreciating brilliance. 79. Which actress had the biggest knockers? a. Sophia Loren b. Jane Mansfield c. Anita Ekberg d. Lana Turner 80. Peckinpah's first movie was: a. "Ride the High Country." b. "Major Dundee." c. "Death at Noon." d. "Deadly Companions." 81. Which of the following is not a ****ty movie? a. "13th Warrior" According to the quiz creator b. "Time Code" c. "Armageddon" d. "End of Days" 82. Mel Gibson is an antisemite. True or False? True 83. Which hierarchy is most accurate? a. Welles/Chabrol/Allen/Mizoguchi b. Hitchcock/Truffaut/Ackerman/Peckinpah c. Renoir/Sirk/Godard/von Trotta d. Mizoguchi/Welles/von Trier/Renoir 84. Which of the following was not a New Wave director? a. Lelouch b. Clouzot c. Varda d. Rivette 85. John Simon and Andrew Sarris beat the **** out of each other in which publication? a. NY Times No idea b. Partisan Review c. NY Review of Books d. The Guardian 86. Match person in the left column with movie in the right column. a. Charlton Heston...Major Dundee.....................Double Indemnity b. Barbara Stanwyck.........Double Indemnity...............Hud c. James Wong Howe......Hud..................In Cold Blood d. Conrad Hall......In Cold Blood..................Major Dundee 87. Which movie was Magnani's greatest role? a. Secret of Santa Vittoria b. Le Carosse d'or c. The Fugitive Kind d. The Rose Tattoo e. Roma cittÃ* aperta, Bellissima 88. Why did Mr T. pity the fool in "Rocky III"? a. Because fools think Rocky can be champ. b. It was self-pity for being stuck in a dumb movie. c. Because we were fool enough to see "Rocky III." d. Because he felt compassion for the fool. 89. Which director does Ingmar Bergman consider the greatest? a. Welles b. Antonioni c. Fellini d. Tarkovsky 90. Which movie did Peckinpah say was Ford's worst? a. Stagecoach b. Searchers c. Liberty Valance d. Cheyenne Autumn 91. Woody Allen's son Dylan is technically his brother-in-law. True or False? False 92. Which of these directors didn't make a biblical epic? a. John Huston b. Robert Aldrich c. Nicholas Ray d. Franklin Schaffner 93. Woody Strode did not work for which director? a. Kazan b. Ford c. Leone d. Kubrick 94. Which ledgie has seen too many recent boring slugtard Stevie concerts & not enough exciting old ones? a. David b. Jyqm c. DavidMN d. PeteP9000 e.None, that would be an overly nostalgic thought that would bring me to suggest to the thinker to watch Lisbon Story again 95. Which is not a David Lean film? a. Agony and the Ecstasy b. Breaking the Sound Barrier c. Great Expectations d. Brief Encounter 96. Which two movies prove that movies can be kitsch & yet still be art? a. Rules of the Game/Crime of Mr. Lange b. All That Heaven Allows/The Red Shoes c. Andrei Rublev/Stalker d. A Woman Is a Woman/Breathless 97. What did Heston say to his captors in "Planet That Went Ape"? a. "It's none of your monkey business!" b. "Shove this banana up your ass!" c. "I can take your face, put it in some dough, and make gorilla cookies!" d. "Get your filty paws off me, you damed dirty ape!" 98. Movie influenced by drug culture is: a. Weekend b. 2001: A Space Oddysey c. Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie d. Performance 99. Scorsese was to cocaine what: a. Welles was to anorexia. b. Cassavettes was to booze. c. Warren Beatty was to GOP politics. d. I am to the Ledge. 100. Depardieu is to Montand as: a. DeNiro is to Olivier. b. Pacino is to Hoffman. c. Nicholson is to Welles. d. Newman is to Brando. 101. If A signs for 20 percent of net profit and B signs for 1 percent of gross profit: a. A is smarter than B. b. B is smarter than A. c. both are equally smart. d. it's impossible to tell. 102. "Film generation" refers to: a. the pioneering generation of 1920s. b. the Cahier group of critics immersed in film in the '50s. c. surrealists and avant-gardists of the '30s such as Bunuel. d. the '60s generation which embraced cinema as its most vital art form. 103. Which performer exposed her breasts most often? a. Greta Scacchi b. Julianne Moore c. Sophia Loren d. Beverly d'Angelo 104. Who dumped a plate of hot food on John Simon? a. Katharine Hepburn b. Sylvia Miles c. Annette Bening d. Reese Witherspoon 105. If you cross John Wayne with Audrey Hepburn through the FLY machine, you end up with something that looks like: a. a redneck babboon. b. a radioactive cockatoo. c. a beer-swilling mongoose. d. a muskrat half digested inside the belly of an alligator. 106. Which filmmaker was not gay? a. Lang b. Ozu c. Pasolini d. Jarman e. Losey 107. Which is NOT true? a. Cary Grant wore women's underwear. b. Sam Peckinpah served in China as a Marine. c. Goebbels asked Lang to head German cinema. d. Kurosawa served in Manchuria during WWII. 108. If Bridget Fonda is more talented than Meg Ryan, and Meg Ryan is more talented than Alec Baldwin, and Alec Baldwin is more talented than Samuel Jackson, and Samuel Jackson is more talented than Bridget Fonda, it means that: a. opinions on art are completely subjective. b. this is a very stupid question. c. celery isn't very tasty but nececelery for beef stew. d. Hollywood is racist. 109. Which is NOT true? a. Kurosawa's father built the first swimming pool in Japan. b. Orson Welles' stepfather was Jewish. c. Mizoguchi gave VD to a prostitute. d. Sam Peckinpah's father was a conservative judge. 110. The writer of this quiz is clearly: a. a man of great integrity and genius. b. in need of psychiatric help. c. a slavish follower of the herd. d. an insane maoist. e. All of the above 111. In "Smiles of a Summer Night," the maid, upon bonking an ugly old man: a. lives happily ever after. b. kills herself. c. inherits a huge fortune after the man dies and grows fat. d. concludes that she must go to Moscow with her sisters. 112. Which critic remembered "Smiles of a Summer Night" with pleasure? a. Otis Ferguson b. Jean Vigo c. Pauline Kael d. Chester A. Arthur 116. What is the charm of making? a. "Domo arigato mr roboto" b. "Anail nathrach ortha bhaisis beatha do cheal deanaimh" c. "Je dois dire que la femme a les fesses vraiment grandes" d. "I do not fear a skunk. I simply do not care for its odor." 117. Who is not Jewish? a. Fritz Langowicz b. Sidney Lumetsky c. Charlie Chaplinski His brother was d. Stanley Kubrickstein 118. Who is not a bloke (a Brit)? a. Richard Lester b. John Boorman c. Ken Russell d. Karel Reisz 119. Who didn't emigrate to America? a. Adolph Zukor b. Yul Brynner c. Rutger Hauer d. Charles Bronson 120. Who was not a member of the magnificent seven? a. Horst Bucholz b. Brad Dexter c. Mario Navarro d. Robert Vaughn
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