Schwarzenegger pulls request for "bad teacher" stories

takenbythesky · #1 09-24-2005, 12:15 AM

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dissention · #2 09-24-2005, 12:25 AM

I heard Warren Beatty ripped Ahnuld a new asshole and Ahnuld responded by saying that Beatty was jealous.

On another note, props to my homegirl Maria Shriver for bitching out that swine Dr. Phil a few days back!

BombaySapphire3 · #3 09-24-2005, 12:34 AM

This cretin seems to insert his foot into his mouth everytime he opens it lately.When he called teachers and nurses special interests and vowed to 'kick their butts' it was the beginning of the end for Arnie .At first I thought his Governership would be yet another case of style over substance but it appears he has no style or class either.If he doesn't put the kibosh on the same sex marriage bill here I'll personally eat one of Stevie's late 1980s chapeaus.

gldstwmn · #4 09-24-2005, 12:46 AM

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On another note, props to my homegirl Maria Shriver for bitching out that swine Dr. Phil a few days back!

She did? Waht did she say?

dissention · #5 09-24-2005, 12:52 AM

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She did? Waht did she say?

She got him to give a lecture at some college on obesity but he said only if Ahnuld would introduce him. A few days beforehand, she called and left a couple of messages saying he wouldn't be able to and she didn't hear from Phil's camp. The day of the lecture came and when he found out Ahnuld wasn't there, he was irate. She told him if he didn't want to do it, he should take his camera crew and leave. He said he had to use the bathroom and she pointed him to one, to which he repsonded "I can't use a public restroom!" She yelled at him and said that it was the only one available. He used it, came out, and said he might as well do the lecture while he was there. She then told him "My seven year old doesn't act as badly as you." He said he was just grouchy from being in New Orleans and being exhausted, to which she said "Yeah, if you think you're tired, think about those poor people."

Snap!

CreepingDeath · #6 09-24-2005, 12:59 AM

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She got him to give a lecture at some college on obesity but he said only if Ahnuld would introduce him. A few days beforehand, she called and left a couple of messages saying he wouldn't be able to and she didn't hear from Phil's camp. The day of the lecture came and when he found out Ahnuld wasn't there, he was irate. She told him if he didn't want to do it, he should take his camera crew and leave. He said he had to use the bathroom and she pointed him to one, to which he repsonded "I can't use a public restroom!" She yelled at him and said that it was the only one available. He used it, came out, and said he might as well do the lecture while he was there. She then told him "My seven year old doesn't act as badly as you." He said he was just grouchy from being in New Orleans and being exhausted, to which she said "Yeah, if you think you're tired, think about those poor people."

I love it.

I really can't stand that fat ox. How in the hell does he have a weight loss book looking the way he does anyway?

BombaySapphire3 · #7 09-24-2005, 01:20 AM

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I love it.

I really can't stand that fat ox. How in the hell does he have a weight loss book looking the way he does anyway?

I guess the same way a flabby histrionic queen with bad hair implants could make a fortune as an exercise guru.Some poeple will buy anything.

sparky · #8 09-24-2005, 01:23 AM

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I heard Warren Beatty ripped Ahnuld a new asshole

OMG, if Beatty runs, it will be a massacre and a funny one at that. That guy cannot string together a cohesive sentence to save his life. He makes W look well spoken. I think he has Alzheimer's. I really do.

dissention · #9 09-24-2005, 10:44 AM

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OMG, if Beatty runs, it will be a massacre and a funny one at that. That guy cannot string together a cohesive sentence to save his life. He makes W look well spoken. I think he has Alzheimer's. I really do.

I'd vote for Bulworth in a heartbeat.

Did you ever see that movie? I don't think there's anything that's funnier than that one. It's genius.

"If you don't put down that malt liquor and chicken wings, and get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife, you're never gonna get rid of someone like me!"

Yo, everybody gonna get sick someday
But nobody knows how they gonna pay
Health care, managed care, HMOs
Ain't gonna work, no sir, not those
'Cause the thing that's the same in every one of these
Is these motherf*ckers there, the insurance companies!

Yeah, yeah
You can call it single-payer or Canadian way
Only socialized medicine will ever save the day!
Come on now, lemme hear that dirty word -
SOCIALISM!

DavidMn · #10 09-24-2005, 10:51 AM

I think AHnuld shouldve said to Warren Beatty, "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

irishgrl · #11 09-24-2005, 11:09 AM

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On another note, props to my homegirl Maria Shriver for bitching out that swine Dr. Phil a few days back!

She DID? Oh HAPPY DAY! I absolutely DESPISE that vermin. He is such a pompus ass

Ah Nuld is a jerkwad in so many ways. About the only good thing I can say about him is that he is pro-choice. Other than that, pffffft

SuzeQuze · #12 09-24-2005, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I'd vote for Bulworth in a heartbeat.

Did you ever see that movie? I don't think there's anything that's funnier than that one. It's genius.

"If you don't put down that malt liquor and chicken wings, and get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife, you're never gonna get rid of someone like me!"

Yo, everybody gonna get sick someday
But nobody knows how they gonna pay
Health care, managed care, HMOs
Ain't gonna work, no sir, not those
'Cause the thing that's the same in every one of these
Is these motherf*ckers there, the insurance companies!

Yeah, yeah
You can call it single-payer or Canadian way
Only socialized medicine will ever save the day!
Come on now, lemme hear that dirty word -
SOCIALISM!

I love that frikkin movie!

SuzeQuze · #13 09-24-2005, 12:30 PM

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She DID? Oh HAPPY DAY! I absolutely DESPISE that vermin. He is such a pompus ass

Ah Nuld is a jerkwad in so many ways. About the only good thing I can say about him is that he is pro-choice. Other than that, pffffft

He is so self-righteous I can't stand it. One word Dr. Phil - humility.