I had lunch with Tori Spelling... well, sorta

all the same · #1 08-25-2005, 03:58 PM

When I was in Montreal last weekend, my friend and I sat down at an Italian bistro to have some lunch and noticed Tori Spelling was totally sitting across from us. It was totally embarrassing 'cause we kept looking over at her. Lucky for us, she was doing the standard celebrity "make no eye contact with anyone" thing. So, she didn't notice.

My friend was super funny though. She kept saying "I want to go over there and say 'Donna! You waited SEVEN years to screw that guy? What's wrong with you?'" I never got into 90210. So, I don't really know what she was talking about. Very funny material though!

Anyone else been in a restaurant with a celeb or have any celeb stories to share? GIVE 'EM UP!!!

dissention · #2 08-25-2005, 04:00 PM

That chick tapes up her breasts so high that she can suck her own nipples with no hands. Love her!

amber · #3 08-25-2005, 04:04 PM

That's weird. I hope next time you see a better celebrity.

Tori Spelling = barfbag.

ontheEdgeof17 · #4 08-25-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

That's weird. I hope next time you see a better celebrity.

Tori Spelling = barfbag.

She belongs on Surreal Life with the other "has-beens".

macfanken · #5 08-25-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

When I was in Montreal last weekend, my friend and I sat down at an Italian bistro to have some lunch and noticed Tori Spelling was totally sitting across from us. It was totally embarrassing 'cause we kept looking over at her. Lucky for us, she was doing the standard celebrity "make no eye contact with anyone" thing. So, she didn't notice.

My friend was super funny though. She kept saying "I want to go over there and say 'Donna! You waited SEVEN years to screw that guy? What's wrong with you?'" I never got into 90210. So, I don't really know what she was talking about. Very funny material though!

Anyone else been in a restaurant with a celeb or have any celeb stories to share? GIVE 'EM UP!!!

Are her eyes really on the sides of her head?

all the same · #6 08-25-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by macfanken

Are her eyes really on the sides of her head?

Surprisingly, she looked less like a salamander than I thought. She was actually quite attractive. Weird, eh? She had some seriously puffed up lips, but she didn't look as bad as MEG RYAN! (ZIIIIING Amber! ZIIIING!!!)

all the same · #7 08-25-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

That's weird. I hope next time you see a better celebrity.

Tori Spelling = barfbag.

I was thinking dumb c*nt! But, it was still oddly cool in spite of the fact that she is clearly lame. She pulled out a little envelope with a lot of $50 Canadian bills. Daddy's money? 90210 royalties? Well dressed too. She was with a couple of handsome devils and one very, very unattractive dog! Totally gross looking.

Dreammms · #8 08-25-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

She belongs on Surreal Life with the other "has-beens".

that would be so funny

all the same · #9 08-25-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

That chick tapes up her breasts so high that she can suck her own nipples with no hands. Love her!

Dammit! I didn't notice! It would make for a better flying experience to have a nice soft chin rest though, wouldn't it! Hmmm.... maybe I should get some tits!

all the same · #10 08-25-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

She belongs on Surreal Life with the other "has-beens".

We should totally write the producers and get her on the next season! That would be some funny material for sure!

GateandGarden · #11 08-25-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

Anyone else been in a restaurant with a celeb or have any celeb stories to share? GIVE 'EM UP!!!

Well, this may or may not be better than Tori Spelling, but my mom wound up in a restaurant with Lou Rawls once. She really didn't know what to say. He was eating shrimp by himself and she just stopped and stared for a minute. Finally, he said, "Yeah, it's me." Then she just smiled and greeted him. So, not too exciting.

all the same · #12 08-25-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

Well, this may or may not be better than Tori Spelling, but my mom wound up in a restaurant with Lou Rawls once. She really didn't know what to say. He was eating shrimp by himself and she just stopped and stared for a minute. Finally, he said, "Yeah, it's me." Then she just smiled and greeted him. So, not too exciting.

Lou Rawls is totally cooler than Tori Spelling! I've always liked him. Remember he did music for the Garfield specials. And the fact that he looked up and said "Yeah, it's me!" is totally funny to me!

macfanken · #13 08-25-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by all the same

Surprisingly, she looked less like a salamander than I thought.

Haha!! I always thought she looked like one of those aliens with the fish heads in "Return of the Jedi"!

#14 08-25-2005, 07:05 PM

Anyone else been in a restaurant with a celeb or have any celeb stories to share? GIVE 'EM UP!!![/QUOTE]

Couple of years ago the day after my daughter got married,we were having brunch at the Ritz and my other daughter got this shocked look on her face and got up from the table and went over to the table next to ours.It was Stephen King sitting there with his agent.(daughter is a big fan of his)..She just went to say hello , and tell him she loved his work..and was going to leave..He stopped her and started talking to her about his books compared to his movies and asking her opionions on his latest book etc.The next thing you know he is getting his picture taken with my daughter and then she asked if it was ok if he would take a pic with my other daughter and new son inlaw. He was very kind and posed with them all and gave them autographs. I have copies of the pixs somewhere on here.He is very tall and I thought kinda scarey looking..very pale....

gldstwmn · #15 08-25-2005, 07:23 PM

I was in a restaurant seated across from Stevie once.