The Da Stevie Code

[darklinensuit]

Okay, book lovers: Let's take popular books & see how they'd be if the authors were Stevie fans.

The Da Stevie Code
When a powerful record executive is murdered, super-sleuths Johnny Stew and Amber break mysterious codes in Stevie's lyrics, beginning with the Mirage concert SOTM.

The Ladybug, The Goldfish, The Witch, And The One-Dress Wardrobe
in 2003 four young Ledgies travel through a closet to another world where it is always winter outside the frost-covered windows and nobody is allowed to change clothes. Then Father Christmas arrives on a sleigh drawn by a small golden horse.

The Wizard Of Scottsdale
Aided by the good witch Livia, Dorothy tells the witch "If you f*** with my munchkins" and clicks her Frankenboks together.

Gone With The Rain And The Wind And The Water
In this beloved epic, Atlanta burns (it's okay, though - it's not home or Tara), Margi makes a dress out of curtains, and our heroine Marissa O'hara finds herself torn between Rhett Buckingham and Ashley Wachtel.

To Kill Two Mockingbirds Of Rhiannon
Southern lawyer Atticus Strandinthewind fights racism and bad lighting.

The Velvet Underground Man
Dostoevsky creates an anti-hero whose misanthropy gets him kicked off a message board.

Anna Karhiannona
Our heroine ends up down at the rainway station, where trains sing the same kind of blues.

Additions?

- Jake

[amber]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Okay, book lovers: Let's take popular books & see how they'd be if the authors were Stevie fans.

The Da Stevie Code
When a powerful record executive is murdered, super-sleuths Johnny Stew and Amber break mysterious codes in Stevie's lyrics, beginning with the Mirage concert SOTM.

The Ladybug, The Goldfish, The Witch, And The One-Dress Wardrobe
in 2003 four young Ledgies travel through a closet to another world where it is always winter outside the frost-covered windows and nobody is allowed to change clothes. Then Father Christmas arrives on a sleigh drawn by a small golden horse.

The Wizard Of Scottsdale
Aided by the good witch Livia, Dorothy tells the witch "If you f*** with my munchkins" and clicks her Frankenboks together.

Gone With The Rain And The Wind And The Water
In this beloved epic, Atlanta burns (it's okay, though - it's not home or Tara), Margi makes a dress out of curtains, and our heroine Marissa O'hara finds herself torn between Rhett Buckingham and Ashley Wachtel.

To Kill Two Mockingbirds Of Rhiannon
Southern lawyer Atticus Strandinthewind fights racism and bad lighting.

The Velvet Underground Man
Dostoevsky creates an anti-hero whose misanthropy gets him kicked off a message board.

Anna Karhiannona
Our heroine ends up down at the rainway station, where trains sing the same kind of blues.

Additions?

- Jake

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
omigosh, before I post additions, I have to pause and acknowledge your hilarious brilliance. Obviously, The Ladybug, etc, oh, ****, they are all hella funny!!! "Atticus Strandinthewind"

[GardenStateGirlie]

I just snorted out loud You're a dork, do you know that??

It'll take me a few to think of some...

[amber]

Can't.Stop.Laughing.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by amber

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
omigosh, before I post additions, I have to pause and acknowledge your hilarious brilliance. Obviously, The Ladybug, etc, oh, ****, they are all hella funny!!! "Atticus Strandinthewind"

Thanks, but there's no genius at work here. We all know Jason wants to be Gregory Peck. (Only in drag.)

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

A Tale of Two Titties In a time of war, vengeance and boobie envy; Paula and Curtis travel Paris to Rome, London to Paris and storm the stage bringing Chiffon Heads and FruitOfTheLoomHeads together in a massive revolution : The Two Birds of Rhiannon.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I just snorted out loud You're a dork, do you know that??

It'll take me a few to think of some...

You snort and I'm the dork?
Okay, Chrissie.

- Jake

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

The Da Stevie Code
When a powerful record executive is murdered, super-sleuths Johnny Stew and Amber break mysterious codes in Stevie's lyrics, beginning with the Mirage concert SOTM.

I always wanted to be a super-sleuth of the Hardy Boys variety! I'll even wear my hair like Shaun Cassidy's again.

You rock... do you know that, Jake?

(By the way, did you know there are codes in the Mirage version of "Sisters" that foretell the cancellation of 'Joan Of Arcadia,' years before it even aired?!?)

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

A Tale of Two Titties In a time of war, vengeance and boobie envy; Paula and Curtis travel Paris to Rome, London to Paris and storm the stage bringing Chiffon Heads and FruitOfTheLoomHeads together in a massive revolution : The Two Birds of Rhiannon.

But a reign of terror begins when our heroine insists there's a leak. Can the guillotine save the day?

- Jake

[catinthedark]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Okay, book lovers: Let's take popular books & see how they'd be if the authors were Stevie fans.

The Da Stevie Code
When a powerful record executive is murdered, super-sleuths Johnny Stew and Amber break mysterious codes in Stevie's lyrics, beginning with the Mirage concert SOTM.

The Ladybug, The Goldfish, The Witch, And The One-Dress Wardrobe
in 2003 four young Ledgies travel through a closet to another world where it is always winter outside the frost-covered windows and nobody is allowed to change clothes. Then Father Christmas arrives on a sleigh drawn by a small golden horse.

The Wizard Of Scottsdale
Aided by the good witch Livia, Dorothy tells the witch "If you f*** with my munchkins" and clicks her Frankenboks together.

Gone With The Rain And The Wind And The Water
In this beloved epic, Atlanta burns (it's okay, though - it's not home or Tara), Margi makes a dress out of curtains, and our heroine Marissa O'hara finds herself torn between Rhett Buckingham and Ashley Wachtel.

To Kill Two Mockingbirds Of Rhiannon
Southern lawyer Atticus Strandinthewind fights racism and bad lighting.

The Velvet Underground Man
Dostoevsky creates an anti-hero whose misanthropy gets him kicked off a message board.

Anna Karhiannona
Our heroine ends up down at the rainway station, where trains sing the same kind of blues.

Additions?

- Jake

I cannot possibly bow down far enough in your brilliant presence.

That? Was utterly hilarious and utterly brilliant. I couldn't even begin to try to add to that list.

Though I will go away and think about it because I love a good competition of creativity!

BRILLIANT. Did I mention that?

[amber]

A Wrinkle in Timespace - It is a dark and stormy and windy and rainy and crystal night. Stevie Murray, her skinny guitar player Charles Wachtel, and their trusty dog Sulamith encounter a mysterious, Dark Winged stranger. After he sells them wine, he tells them how he has been experimenting with the fifth dimension in Time Travel. Their old friend Lindsey Buckingham's solo album has somehow become trapped in this fifth dimension. Can Stevie and Charles Wachtel save their old friend Buckingham's solo effort, while battling evil record executives, Buckingham's giant ego from another dimension, and also make a giant wad of cash????

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

I always wanted to be a super-sleuth of the Hardy Boys variety! I'll even wear my hair like Shaun Cassidy's again.

You rock... do you know that, Jake?

(By the way, did you know there are codes in the Mirage version of "Sisters" that foretell the cancellation of 'Joan Of Arcadia,' years before it even aired?!?)

Thanks!

But I preferred (pre-Kirstie) Parker Stevenson, being that I am the older of two brothers.

- Jake

[amber]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

I always wanted to be a super-sleuth of the Hardy Boys variety! I'll even wear my hair like Shaun Cassidy's again.

You rock... do you know that, Jake?

(By the way, did you know there are codes in the Mirage version of "Sisters" that foretell the cancellation of 'Joan Of Arcadia,' years before it even aired?!?)

I know, and look! We get to work as a super slueth team! It's sesly my dream come true! *I want to be Frank Hardy* Get that old Jalopy runnin' JS!!!!!

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by catinthedark

I cannot possibly bow down far enough in your brilliant presence.

That? Was utterly hilarious and utterly brilliant. I couldn't even begin to try to add to that list.

Though I will go away and think about it because I love a good competition of creativity!

BRILLIANT. Did I mention that?

Thanks, but these threads are more fun when everybody adds, so please do.

- Jake

[amber]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

A Tale of Two Titties In a time of war, vengeance and boobie envy; Paula and Curtis travel Paris to Rome, London to Paris and storm the stage bringing Chiffon Heads and FruitOfTheLoomHeads together in a massive revolution : The Two Birds of Rhiannon.

"war, vengeance, and....wait....wait....BOOBIE ENVY?!"