Unlikely Titles For Stevie's Next Album

darklinensuit · #1 06-08-2005, 06:48 AM

Rock Soprano

Songs Written Only In The Last Five Years

T & A In Leather & Lace

With Thanks To Nobody

And Once Again This Music Is Dedicated To My Grandfather And All His Bastards

What A Waddyless World

Wild Hip

I Really Can't Stand Phoenix

These Frankenboks Were Made For Walkin'

When I Think Of Rupert I Touch Myself

Klonopin Angel

I've Loved And I've Lost And I'm Sad But I haven't Written Anything About It

Lindsey Who?

The Release Date to This Was Never Postponed

Additions?

- Jake

Ghosty · #2 06-08-2005, 06:57 AM

LOL! I can't think of any right now, too busy laughing

lagringader&r · #3 06-08-2005, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Rock Soprano

Songs Written Only In The Last Five Years

T & A In Leather & Lace

With Thanks To Nobody

And Once Again This Music Is Dedicated To My Grandfather And All His Bastards

What A Waddyless World

Wild Hip

I Really Can't Stand Phoenix

These Frankenboks Were Made For Walkin'

When I Think Of Rupert I Touch Myself

Klonopin Angel

I've Loved And I've Lost And I'm Sad But I haven't Written Anything About It

Lindsey Who?

The Release Date to This Was Never Postponed

Additions?

- Jake

Rupert! That's who I forgot!

Er, how about:

Edge of 17 Give or Take A Few Decades

Stand Back, Pale Shadows

Has Anyone Ever Written Anything For Me Recently?

Destiny Sucks

Running Through The Vegas Casinoes

The Eighth Wonder

Trouble in Phoenix

Stop Draggin' My Ass Around All Over Hell's Half Acre, Don Henley

Ok, that's enough for now.

vermicious knid · #4 06-08-2005, 07:31 AM

Whole Lotta Female Troubles (the yeast infection blues)

Doing the Best I Can (damn crossword puzzle!)

I Turn Tricks for the Things

One More Big Time Rolled and Smoked Joint

Running Through Compton

Sneer At You

That's NOT Alright, Biznatch

Mari · #5 06-08-2005, 08:09 AM

(wipes tears from eyes)

darn. I might have to steal.. uh use these again for my page.

Can't Smile At You (thanks to botox)

After the Botox Fades

Battle Of The Unicorns (don't know if this has been done yet, sorry)

Frozen Face (... botox again)

Star trekkin' the planets of the universe

Sometimes it's a ****

darklinensuit · #6 06-08-2005, 08:59 AM

You guys are great at this. Keep going.

More:

I Don't Wanna Be A Star, I Wanna Be A Cleaning Lady

To All The Fuglies I've Loved Before

S & M, Who Is The Master

Ceiling Mirror, Mirror

Let's Start Another Rumor About The Roadie And A Straw

This Time You Can Tell Exactly Whom The Songs Are About 'Cuz I'm Using Real Names

Boise Sapphires

Madonnafish & The Ladybrittney

Songs I'll Sing At Lindsey's Next Wedding

I Sing For The Bling-blings

Stubble In Shangri-la (Sounds From My First Brazilian Wax)

Oooh, Dissention, My Love

The Two Birds Of Rhiannon Take Flight (Live From The Bra-less Wonder Tour)

- Jake

strandinthewind · #7 06-08-2005, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

You guys are great at this. Keep going.

More:

I Don't Wanna Be A Star, I Wanna Be A Cleaning Lady

To All The Fuglies I've Loved Before

S & M, Who Is The Master

Rear View Mirror, Mirror

Let's Start Another Rumor About The Roadie And A Straw

This Time You Can Tell Exactly Whom The Songs Are About 'Cuz I'm Using Real Names

Boise Sapphires

Madonnafish & The Ladybrittney

Songs I'll Sing At Lindsey's Next Wedding

I Sing For The Bling-blings

Stubble In Shangri-la (My First Brazilian Wax)

Oooh, Dissention, My Love

The Two Birds Of Rhiannon Take Flight (Live From The Bra-less Wonder Tour)

- Jake

In honor (pun intended) of James Bond and all that gold dust on her Goldfinger - it will be called:

"My name is Pussy Galore"

oh how I can see the estrogen flowing

darklinensuit · #8 06-08-2005, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

In honor (pun intended) of James Bond and all that gold dust on her Goldfinger - it will be called:

"My name is Pussy Galore"

oh how I can see the estrogen flowing

I'm sure somewhere the Sister Honey demo is circulating under that title.

- Jake