Another stupid Christian with too much time on his hands

[SteveMacD]

By ANGELA DELLI SANTI, Associated Press Writer
May 29, 2005
TRENTON, N.J. (AP) -- What chance do the New Jersey Devils give a proposal that would give the NHL team a less demonic name?

Think hell freezing over.

"I can assure you the Devils name will never change, and I think there are more important things to be thinking about than something that will never happen,'' chief executive officer Lou Lamoriello said. "It's who we are and what we want to be.''

State Assemblyman Craig Stanley is taking issue with a satanic symbol representing the team, which has won three Stanley Cup championships.

"This is an age where symbolism is very important,'' said Stanley, a Baptist deacon whose resolution to rename the team is to be introduced in the Assembly next month. A new name would be chosen in a statewide competition.

Stanley's legislative district includes parts of Newark, where the Devils are scheduled to move into a $310 million, 18,000-seat downtown arena in September 2007, from the Meadowlands sports complex in East Rutherford.

"I've always cringed when people say they're going to see the Devils,'' Stanley said. "The merchandise, the paraphernalia is based on the actual demonic devil. Personally, it causes a little bit of an issue with me.''

The team's mascot is a red, cartoonish figure with horns and a goatee.

However, the team's name, chosen in a 1982 fan contest, comes from the mythical Jersey Devil, not the Christian symbol of the antichrist, according to Weird N.J., a travel guide to the state's most offbeat attractions.

The mythical Jersey Devil -- with batlike wings, a forked tail and oversized claws -- was said to terrorize Pine Barrens dwellers in the 18th century after being born the 13th child to poor south Jerseyans and morphing into a dinosaurlike beast.

Acting Gov. Richard J. Codey agrees that the name should stay as is. Team owner Jeff Vanderbeek gave the proposal a less-than-enthusiastic reception.

"He's hellbent on keeping the Devils name,'' Stanley said.

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by SteveMacD

"I've always cringed when people say they're going to see the Devils,'' Stanley said. "The merchandise, the paraphernalia is based on the actual demonic devil. Personally, it causes a little bit of an issue with me.''

I've lost count of how many idiots there are with too much time on their hands these days.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by SteveMacD

"I've always cringed when people say they're going to see the Devils,'' Stanley said. "The merchandise, the paraphernalia is based on the actual demonic devil. Personally, it causes a little bit of an issue with me.''

Bite my ass, krispy kreme.

[GardenStateGirlie]

There are some things you just don't f**k with. The New Jersey Devils? One of those things. Whatever It's a myth, assclown.

[amber]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

assclown.

I think this one magnificent word pretty much sums up how I feel about that.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by amber

I think this one magnificent word pretty much sums up how I feel about that.

Really? Because I thought much like the word to sum up the genius that is Charles Nelson Riley, you would have chosen scrumtrulescent

[amber]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Really? Because I thought much like the word to sum up the genius that is Charles Nelson Riley, you would have chosen scrumtrulescent

It was so hard not to say that next. And I'm being serious. I almost typed that.

[seeker007nmss]

Reason Number 15,678 to keep religion out of politics. as we head into the second dark ages.

[estranged4life]

how I long for the days before the NHL lockout when Miraslov Satan (Yes, I love his last name) played for the New Jersey Devils...I wanted so badly to purchase one of his replica jerseys just to annoy the relig-a-tards here in the "Bible Belt"

[SteveMacD]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

relig-a-tards

That made my day!