Odd news item for the day.

[GypsySorcerer]

Woman Calls 911 With Pizza Complaint Wed May 25, 7:08 AM ET

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called 911 dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour — all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.


Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the 911 system, a jail spokeswoman said.

She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver a pie to her south Charlotte apartment, said Officer Mandy Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said.

Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.

It's unusual for someone to face charges for nonemergency calls, Giannini said. But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said.

When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot-tall, 98-pound woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.

Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the 911 system, jail records show.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Since when is Dissention 86 and living in Charlotte???!? Thanks for posting, Krista I wonder how many years she's been calling 911 about unnecessary things?

[dissention]

That's priceless.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Since when is Dissention 86 and living in Charlotte???!?

And you wonder why I'm cheating on you. Pfffffft.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by dissention

And you wonder why I'm cheating on you. Pfffffft.

That's okay...i'm cheating on you with Greg I can't resist his sexy album cover recreation photos complete with pout

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

Wait, what? Album cover recreation photos?

Sexxy Chrissie Hynde eyeliner

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot-tall, 98-pound woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.

Okay.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

That's okay...i'm cheating on you with Greg I can't resist his sexy album cover recreation photos complete with pout

We're both whores, then.

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Since when is Dissention 86 and living in Charlotte???!? Thanks for posting, Krista I wonder how many years she's been calling 911 about unnecessary things?

It takes all kinds, as they say.

[gldstwmn]

I wonder if the poor thing is senile.

[DrummerDeanna]

Dude I can't WAIT to get old....I wanna do crazy ass sh*t like that

Actually I'm just waiting to hear something like that about my grandma....anyway - that poor woman - does sound like she may be a few donuts short of a dozen...