Floridians: Run For Cover!

dissention · #1 04-26-2005, 09:51 PM

Alex coaxed her out of the North and for that, I am eternally grateful to him.

Coulter shores up GOP in Palm Beach
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/celebri.../0424jose.html

Look for even more populist conservative rantings by Ann Coulter to hit the bookstores.

She needs to make mo' money now that she's on the hook for $1.25 million — her JP Morgan mortgages for a $1.8 million home she bought in Palm Beach this month, according to county records.

No one came to the door when Page Two visited last week. Her New York Times and Financial Times (What? No hometown newspaper?) were piling up on the front steps. Yet, expect to start seeing Coulter's pretty blond 43-year-old head about town. Her agent says Coulter may be out of NYC for good.

"She is moving because she is terrified of stalkers," said Joani Evans, Coulter's agent. So, it's not just the pie-flinging libs who occasionally welcome her on college campuses? "No, these are scary men, creeps. There was a guy sending her a bouquet every day for six months."

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I loves it!!!!!)

Coulter's arrival completes the formation within a 10-mile radius of what any Democrat worth his hybrid car would consider the Right's unholy in-your-face trinity: radio talker Rush Limbaugh lives on The Island; and Bill Clinton turncoat Dick Morris just moved to nearby Lake Worth.

Don't look for politics in Coulter's home choice, said Republican Palm Beach Councilman Bill Brooks. "Palm Beach is just a nice place to be," he said.

strandinthewind · #2 04-26-2005, 09:52 PM

OKAY - thanks to YOU - I am envisioning that sow in a bikini - and I would like to have that surgically removed from my head if I could

dissention · #3 04-26-2005, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

OKAY - thanks to YOU - I am envisioning that sow in a bikini - and I would like to have that surgically removed from my head if I could

*shudders*

I'd rather see Roseanne in a thong.

amber · #4 04-26-2005, 10:02 PM

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggg
Gggggggnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Brain! My Beautiful Brain! Owwwww!!!!

SuzeQuze · #5 04-26-2005, 10:29 PM

What a f*cking paranoid crazy b*tch.

estranged4life · #6 04-26-2005, 10:37 PM

I live in Oklahoma...

EnchantedSLN · #7 04-26-2005, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

expect to start seeing Coulter's pretty blond 43-year-old head

that's not quite the adjective i'd choose.

irishgrl · #8 04-27-2005, 06:40 AM

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"No, these are scary men, creeps. There was a guy sending her a bouquet every day for six months."

***Brown eyes?***

xxxmx · #9 04-27-2005, 06:42 AM

first of all, that's WAY too close to me.

secondly, she's afraid of stalkers? who like her? i'd think she'd be more afraid of the crazed homeless guy us liberals were going to pay to take care of her.

and then lastly, perez has this up on sixsixsix - hi-larious!

greatdarkwing · #10 04-27-2005, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Alex coaxed her out of the North and for that, I am eternally grateful to him.

Coulter shores up GOP in Palm Beach
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/celebri.../0424jose.html

Look for even more populist conservative rantings by Ann Coulter to hit the bookstores.

She needs to make mo' money now that she's on the hook for $1.25 million — her JP Morgan mortgages for a $1.8 million home she bought in Palm Beach this month, according to county records.

No one came to the door when Page Two visited last week. Her New York Times and Financial Times (What? No hometown newspaper?) were piling up on the front steps. Yet, expect to start seeing Coulter's pretty blond 43-year-old head about town. Her agent says Coulter may be out of NYC for good.

"She is moving because she is terrified of stalkers," said Joani Evans, Coulter's agent. So, it's not just the pie-flinging libs who occasionally welcome her on college campuses? "No, these are scary men, creeps. There was a guy sending her a bouquet every day for six months."

(

I loves it!!!!!)

Coulter's arrival completes the formation within a 10-mile radius of what any Democrat worth his hybrid car would consider the Right's unholy in-your-face trinity: radio talker Rush Limbaugh lives on The Island; and Bill Clinton turncoat Dick Morris just moved to nearby Lake Worth.

Don't look for politics in Coulter's home choice, said Republican Palm Beach Councilman Bill Brooks. "Palm Beach is just a nice place to be," he said.

What can I say, Diss...one night of Alex and they all move in next door...