This Will Be The Worst Movie Ever....

ontheEdgeof17 · #1 02-14-2005, 07:57 PM

Foxx, Farrell Take on 'Miami Vice' Duty

Mon Feb 14, 3:00 PM ET Movies - AP

LOS ANGELES - Add Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell to the roster of stars resurrecting TV shows for the big screen. Foxx and Farrell will star in a movie version of the cop series "Miami Vice," which will be written and directed by Michael Mann, an executive producer on the show that ran on NBC from 1984-89.

Shooting is scheduled to begin this spring, with the movie tentatively due in theaters July 28, 2006.

Other upcoming movie updates of TV shows include Cedric the Entertainer's "The Honeymooners," Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell's "Bewitched" and "The Dukes of Hazzard," with Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson and Burt Reynolds.

Foxx, who co-starred with Tom Cruise in Mann's hitman thriller "Collateral" last summer, will play Detective Ricardo Tubbs, a role originated for TV by Philip Michael Thomas. Farrell is playing Detective Sonny Crockett, the part created by Don Johnson.

Universal Studios, which is releasing the movie, recently released a DVD set with the first season of "Miami Vice."

Coming off a breakout year, Foxx is the favorite to win the best-actor prize at the Academy Awards on Feb. 27 for his spot-on emulation of Ray Charles in "Ray." He also earned a supporting-actor Oscar nomination for "Collateral."

Foxx's next film is "Jarhead," a Persian Gulf War drama due out this fall from director Sam Mendes ("American Beauty").

Farrell is coming off the epic flop "Alexander." He next stars in another historical saga, "The New World," a tale of John Smith, Pocahontas and the conflict between Indians and 17th century settlers. Terrence Malick ("The Thin Red Line") is directing the film, due out in fall.

dissention · #2 02-14-2005, 07:59 PM

I will see nothing that stars Jimmy Iovine's love child.

estranged4life · #3 02-14-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Foxx, Farrell Take on 'Miami Vice' Duty

[I]Mon Feb 14, 3:00 PM ET Movies - AP

LOS ANGELES - Add Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell to the roster of stars resurrecting TV shows for the big screen. Foxx and Farrell will star in a movie version of the cop series "Miami Vice," which will be written and directed by Michael Mann, an executive producer on the show that ran on NBC from 1984-89.

BOMB seem appropriate for this movie? Hollyweird is TOTALLY out of ideas now...

Miss Vicky · #4 02-14-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I will see nothing that stars Jimmy Iovine's love child.

LMFAO!!! Can we say UNIBROW??

ontheEdgeof17 · #5 02-14-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I will see nothing that stars Jimmy Iovine's love child.

Well, if you look at the Box Office, no one else will, either.

dissention · #6 02-14-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

LMFAO!!! Can we say UNIBROW??

I've never wanted to attack someone with a Lady Bic more than Colin Iovine, my love.

estranged4life · #7 02-14-2005, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

LMFAO!!! Can we say UNIBROW??

if Colin Farrell & Jimmy Iovine fought who would win the undisputed World Unibrow Championship?

ontheEdgeof17 · #8 02-14-2005, 08:11 PM

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I've never wanted to attack someone with a Lady Bic more than Colin Iovine, my love.

He is one person you can just smell through the screen. And it's not lavendar and jasmine. It's rank. :barf:

amber · #9 02-14-2005, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Foxx, Farrell Take on 'Miami Vice' Duty

Mon Feb 14, 3:00 PM ET Movies - AP

LOS ANGELES - Add Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell to the roster of stars resurrecting TV shows for the big screen. Foxx and Farrell will star in a movie version of the cop series "Miami Vice," which will be written and directed by Michael Mann, an executive producer on the show that ran on NBC from 1984-89.

Shooting is scheduled to begin this spring, with the movie tentatively due in theaters July 28, 2006.

Other upcoming movie updates of TV shows include Cedric the Entertainer's "The Honeymooners," Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell's "Bewitched" and "The Dukes of Hazzard," with Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson and Burt Reynolds.

Foxx, who co-starred with Tom Cruise in Mann's hitman thriller "Collateral" last summer, will play Detective Ricardo Tubbs, a role originated for TV by Philip Michael Thomas. Farrell is playing Detective Sonny Crockett, the part created by Don Johnson.

Universal Studios, which is releasing the movie, recently released a DVD set with the first season of "Miami Vice."

Coming off a breakout year, Foxx is the favorite to win the best-actor prize at the Academy Awards on Feb. 27 for his spot-on emulation of Ray Charles in "Ray." He also earned a supporting-actor Oscar nomination for "Collateral."

Foxx's next film is "Jarhead," a Persian Gulf War drama due out this fall from director Sam Mendes ("American Beauty").

Farrell is coming off the epic flop "Alexander." He next stars in another historical saga, "The New World," a tale of John Smith, Pocahontas and the conflict between Indians and 17th century settlers. Terrence Malick ("The Thin Red Line") is directing the film, due out in fall.

Oh. At first I thought it was Will Farrell, and was thinking, "that could be funny" but then, no.

Colin Farrell is soooo overrated.

dissention · #10 02-14-2005, 08:14 PM

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He is one person you can just smell through the screen. And it's not lavendar and jasmine. It's rank. :barf:

Truly rancid. I've probably smelled better Port-A-Potty's. Colin, dear, you can bathe and still be butch.

Miss Vicky · #11 02-14-2005, 08:17 PM

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I've never wanted to attack someone with a Lady Bic more than Colin Iovine, my love.

Went to see Alexander with a friend of mine... he kept sighing and saying "Oh he's ssoo hot..." And everytime he did that I'd look at him and say "Eyebrows!" really loud just to irritate him and the rest of the people in the audience.

It wasn't a bad movie per se... but it would have been much better if they had done away with all of the scenes of Anthony Hopkins. I don't have a problem with him as an actor, but his role in that movie was pointless and added about 45 minutes to an already overly long movie.

dissention · #12 02-14-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Went to see Alexander with a friend of mine... he kept sighing and saying "Oh he's ssoo hot..." And everytime he did that I'd look at him and say "Eyebrows!" really loud just to irritate him and the rest of the people in the audience.

It wasn't a bad movie per se... but it would have been much better if they had done away with all of the scenes of Anthony Hopkins. I don't have a problem with him as an actor, but his role in that movie was pointless and added about 45 minutes to an already overly long movie.

That movie was horrific! I saw a screener and couldn't get past the first hour. Angelina Jolie hit an all-time low, she was shockingly bad, but Farrel was putrid. Truly nauseating.

And Farrel hot? *shudders* And people say my taste is weird.

ontheEdgeof17 · #13 02-14-2005, 08:22 PM

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And Farrel hot? *shudders* And people say my taste is weird.

Yet again...it goes to the fact that he looks like he smells like ass.

Miss Vicky · #14 02-14-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

That movie was horrific! I saw a screener and couldn't get past the first hour. Angelina Jolie hit an all-time low, she was shockingly bad, but Farrel was putrid. Truly nauseating.

And Farrel hot? *shudders* And people say my taste is weird.

Yeah, well, what can I say, my friend is a self-described slut who is attracted to anything under 45 that possesses a penis.

dissention · #15 02-14-2005, 08:27 PM

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Yet again...it goes to the fact that he looks like he smells like ass.

Exactly. Any man who even looks like he smells of butt juice is automatically a dog.