Surreal Life on VH1

wondergirl9847 · #1 01-10-2005, 01:31 AM

Holy freakin' crap!! Funniest show EVAH on TV!! Who's watching this?!

Mini-Me - You have GOT to see what he does...OMG!!

Markus Shenkenberg - Didn't say much, but he's foine.

Christopher Knight (Peter Brady) - HOT, HOT, HOT!!

Chynna (female wrestler) - She's psychotic.

Da Brat - She says everyone, but her, is a has-been on the show.

Adrienne (won America's Top Model or something) - Um...naked...A LOT.

Jane Wiedlen (Go-Go's) - She's cool.

ontheEdgeof17 · #2 01-10-2005, 02:00 AM

I've always have loved this show. It looks like this might be the best season yet! Chyna is a nutcase....I LOVE IT! Seeing Vern naked on his bike cracked me up!

As yes Christy....Reter Brady (Chis) is hotttttt!

wondergirl9847 · #3 01-10-2005, 02:27 AM

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Seeing Vern naked on his bike cracked me up

I've never laughed so much in my LIFE!! When Vern took a pee and then, sitting on his scooter and Chris and Markus are shirtless (hotness overload!!) and he goes "I'm drunk." and then, the green curtain fell on Chris's head...I was on the floor!!! BWAH!!

I just watched the pee scene again on VH-1.com and unedited, it's frickin hysterical!! He just looks at the camera, does his thing and Da Brat comes in and she's all "Um, the bathroom is this way." LMAO!!!!!

77Rumours77 · #4 01-10-2005, 07:36 AM

I lov it!

Chynna Doll is insane! And Mini Mee PISSED oN ThE FLOOR! WTF!?!?!?

GypsySorcerer · #5 01-10-2005, 08:47 AM

I missed it.

I'm sure I'll catch a repeat, knowing Vh1.

Did anyone see the remaking of Vince Neil? Now that was hilarious.

amber · #6 01-10-2005, 11:03 AM

I want to see this season so bad; I can't believe Jane is on with those nuts!

Livia · #7 01-10-2005, 11:32 AM

I love this show! It's Anna Nicole times 7!

Mini-Me? Bwah! But I kinda feel sorry for him....

Chynna is a mess. Is that their thing now? To have an alcoholic amazon woman every season? And I'm surprised she smokes! And that was VERY rude of her to take Mini-Me's room!

Who knew Christopher Knight had a six-pack tummy like that? I think his bod is better than Markus'.

Jane is very cool - so is Adrienne. I liked her on America's Next Top Model too, she's very down to earth. Did you see the previews? She gets a mad crush on Peter Brady!

wondergirl9847 · #8 01-10-2005, 11:53 AM

It's on in 8 minutes folks!! I may have to record it, because my laughter will block out my hearing the dialogue.

dissention · #9 01-10-2005, 01:53 PM

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I want to see this season so bad; I can't believe Jane is on with those nuts!

She's just as much of a nut.

She was one of the first ones to tear off all of her clothes for the camera, she's into bondage and S&M, etc. BUT - I LOVE her. She's my fave.

Verne is obnoxious. Such a little asshole.
Chyna is ghastly. I'd have to fight the urge to throttle her.
Chris is okay, we haven't seen much from him as of yet.
Da Brat is Da Bitch. Could her nose be any higher in the air? She needs to be knocked down a peg.
Marcus is bland as hell. He lost personality when he learned those five languages.
Adrienne rocks. Love her. Very cool chick.

Violet · #10 01-10-2005, 01:54 PM

Just watched the rerun at noon. How funny! So, um, does anyone know if Chris Knight is married? He's HOT! and I agree, he's hotter than Markus.

Verne Troyer was something else, the way he rubbed the model's nipple when he took the sushi off. Kinda creepy.

And exactly how much collagen does Chyna have in her lips?!?! Whoa...

Anyway, it looks like it'll be a fun season. I started watching the first ep of Strange Love, too, but I had to go take a shower and didn't have time to see the whole thing. Those two crack me up!

Carol

Violet · #11 01-10-2005, 01:55 PM

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Da Brat is Da Bitch. Could her nose be any higher in the air? She needs to be knocked down a peg.

God, how could I forget her?!?! What a bitch. Looks like she says something mean to Jane about being a has-been and makes her cry. I hope someone puts her in her place.

Carol

GardenStateGirlie · #12 01-10-2005, 01:57 PM

I can't believe I have the hots for Peter Brady. I totally do. When he took off his shirt?

dissention · #13 01-10-2005, 01:58 PM

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God, how could I forget her?!?! What a bitch. Looks like she says something mean to Jane about being a has-been and makes her cry. I hope someone puts her in her place.

Carol

Ugh, I can't stand her. She's accusing someone of being a has-been? That's funny, when's the last time anyone heard one of her classics on the radio?

And that hair. Gay men across America wept last night.

GardenStateGirlie · #14 01-10-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Violet

Just watched the rerun at noon. How funny! So, um, does anyone know if Chris Knight is married? He's HOT! and I agree, he's hotter than Markus.

He's not!

*SPOILER*

Chris ends up hooking up with the model in the house. It turns out that even now after the show is over, they're still trying to make their relationship work and are indeed a couple. She's 22, btw

wondergirl9847 · #15 01-10-2005, 01:59 PM

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Just watched the rerun at noon. How funny! So, um, does anyone know if Chris Knight is married? He's HOT! and I agree, he's hotter than Markus.

I heard that Chris and Adrienne are dating. Don't know if that is true or rumour, but the previews say true. He is MAJORLY hot and Marcus is too, he just hasn't said or done much.

Da Brat does need to be taken down a peg or five hundred. Has she not SEEN the Surreal Life before? Dur.