Ann Coulter Attacked With Pies

Nixxxed · #1 10-22-2004, 11:43 AM

Dissention, were you in Arizona last night? Do we need to start a collection for bail money?

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky...ws/9986574.htm

Two Arrested for Hurling Pies at Columnist
Associated Press

TUCSON, Ariz. - Two men ran onstage and threw custard pies at conservative columnist Ann Coulter as she was giving a speech at the University of Arizona, hitting her in the shoulder, police said.

University police arrested the men but did not release their identities.

In her half-hour speech Thursday night, Coulter trashed Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry and derided liberals and Democrats while saluting conservative students who attended her speech.

Coulter writes a column for Universal Press Syndicate. Her appearance was sponsored by the UA College Republicans.

gldstwmn · #2 10-22-2004, 03:24 PM

Nixxxed · #3 10-22-2004, 03:31 PM

They're calling the guys "Al Pieda". LOL LOL LOL

Well, since Diss hasn't fessed up, let's take a poll as to which of the guys is him:

http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/1022042coulter1.html

I say he's the guy on the left. Although it doesn't say whether either man was wearing leather pants, so who knows for sure...?

DeeGeMe · #4 10-22-2004, 03:39 PM

No, I'm sure it wasn't Diss who did the actual pie throwing. Now, he may have financed the purchase of the pies. . .

sparky · #5 10-22-2004, 04:27 PM

If Dissention were involved, there would have been more pies, a different kind of pies, and they all would have hit her in right her sour, vile yap.

pianogirl04 · #6 10-22-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Nixxxed

They're calling the guys "Al Pieda". LOL LOL LOL

That is the funniest thing I have EVER heard.

The Tower · #7 10-22-2004, 05:39 PM

This was the most ridiculous part of the whole thing:

"The custard also landed on the muslim (sic) scrim, a black woven cloth like material used for a scenic backdrop on the stage. Centennial Hall Associate Director Ed Brown was on scene and stated that the cost of damage to the screen of $3,000.00 or more."

What the f*ck?!?!? What the hell dry cleaner is charging them $3,000 bucks to clean a "muslim" blanket????

Holy hell, what idiots we have in this country.....

It's almost as stupid as "freedom fries".... HELLO!!!!!

Nixxxed · #8 10-22-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

If Dissention were involved, there would have been more pies, a different kind of pies, and they all would have hit her in right her sour, vile yap.

You guys are just no fun. Could there be a more perfect time to get in a few good-natured licks on Diss?

His nemesis (at least one of them) was attacked by pie-wielding hooligans! PIES!

I know he didn't do it. You know he didn't do it. But with all the conspiracy theories constantly buzzing around here, you'd think we could do better at least PRETENDING.

And I agree, Sparky. Diss wouldn't have missed. He would have aimed right for that Adam's Apple he always yammering on about.

Dangit, now I'm craving pie... Chocolate mousse pie with a cocoa/graham crust and thick, heavy whipped cream. ARGHHHHHHHHH.

The Tower · #9 10-22-2004, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Nixxxed

Could there be a more perfect time to get in a few good-natured licks on Diss?

I can't!!! His previous response to me was "No glove, no love!"

dissention · #10 10-22-2004, 07:53 PM

This thread is priceless.

dissention · #11 10-22-2004, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

If Dissention were involved, there would have been more pies, a different kind of pies, and they all would have hit her in right her sour, vile yap.

If she was ten yards in my vicintity, I'd drop my pants and take a giant **** to throw in her general direction.

That vile wench deserved every speck of custard that landed on her androgenous hide. Too bad they didn't hit her hard enough to knock off her wig and expose her for the male specimen that she is.

strandinthewind · #12 10-22-2004, 08:12 PM

brand of ketchup

that is all I am saying

dissention · #13 10-22-2004, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

brand of ketchup

that is all I am saying

I should stake out all of the New York-area Grateful Dead shows and be ready to pounce on her when I spot her and her blasted Adam's Apple.

"You've been Heinz'ed, bitch!"

estranged4life · #14 10-22-2004, 09:55 PM

someone hasnt filled a pie-tin with 'certain things' from a litter box and chunk 'em at some political a-hole, Man that would really be the "****"...Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian j.

Nixxxed · #15 10-23-2004, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life

someone hasnt filled a pie-tin with 'certain things' from a litter box and chunk 'em at some political a-hole, Man that would really be the "****"...Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian j.

If getting some custard on a "muslim" backdrop is a felony, can you imagine the charges if it was covered in poo?

Not to mention, you'd probably be charged with some sort of bioterrorism if it actually hit the person you were aiming for. Guantanamo, here I come!