Share something funny or amusing about yourself

[EveryHour]

Now, I have to stress "about" yourself...NOT something funny you've done or that's happened to you, etc. Don't be afraid to tell us about that third nipple.


I have two jobs. One is an office job where my title is Program Coordinator. Perfectly pleasant, run of the mill code for "Pee-on Supervisor". My other job is a construction job (involving new homes). My job title there? Butt Stripper.

[skcin]

=EveryHour Don't be afraid to tell us about that third nipple.

How did you know?

Ummmmmm....let's see. I have a dent in the top of my head. It's not huge or anything, about an inch in diameter (don't know how deep - I'm afraid to press down too hard!) You can't tell it's there unless I take your fingers & put them there (which I do occasionally to creep people out.)

I don't know what the deal is, but I've been told not to worry about it. So far my brain hasn't leaked out of my head, so I guess I'm OK...for now

Paula

[Nixxxed]

I think I have a defective diaphragm -- sometimes I am literally unable to stop laughing. This bears no relation to the actual humor of the situation. I simply start laughing or giggling for whatever reason, and then my diaphragm starts to spasm and sends me into fits. Laughter hiccups, of a sort.

My friends love this, and are constantly trying to see if they can induce a laugh attack. Unfortunately, sometimes it gets a little scary because I laugh to the point that I can't breathe, gasping for air between guffaws, red-faced and lightheaded -- but this just makes everyone else laugh harder.

I've always secretly wished that this is how I die when my time comes -- in a true fit of hysterical laughter.

[amber]

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

I think I have a defective diaphragm -- sometimes I am literally unable to stop laughing. This bears no relation to the actual humor of the situation. I simply start laughing or giggling for whatever reason, and then my diaphragm starts to spasm and sends me into fits. Laughter hiccups, of a sort.

My friends love this, and are constantly trying to see if they can induce a laugh attack. Unfortunately, sometimes it gets a little scary because I laugh to the point that I can't breathe, gasping for air between guffaws, red-faced and lightheaded -- but this just makes everyone else laugh harder.

I've always secretly wished that this is how I die when my time comes -- in a true fit of hysterical laughter.

That's kinda cool, actually.
I can't think of anything weird yet, i mean, besides my general essence

[celestenadia]

Originally Posted by EveryHour

Now, I have to stress "about" yourself...NOT something funny you've done or that's happened to you, etc. Don't be afraid to tell us about that third nipple.


I have two jobs. One is an office job where my title is Program Coordinator. Perfectly pleasant, run of the mill code for "Pee-on Supervisor". My other job is a construction job (involving new homes). My job title there? Butt Stripper.

Did you know that Marky Mark ACTUALLY HAS ONE!!!...
Seriously, I saw this on this biopic on him on TV.
TOO weird..
Did you know that in the 15th/16th centuries it was considered to be the devil or witches mark??? People were like burned at the stake for such a thing...(TOO sad
The funniest thing I can think of about myself is THAT I WAS BORN!!!

[celestenadia]

Originally Posted by amber

That's kinda cool, actually.
I can't think of anything weird yet, i mean, besides my general essence

Hey there Amber! Regarding your "essence" are we talking herbal here or about the
warm "aura" that emanates from my computer when I read your post???

[amber]

Originally Posted by celestenadia

Hey there Amber! Regarding your "essence" are we talking herbal here or about the
warm "aura" that emanates from my computer when I read your post???

< == This was me, just now when i read this.
Why, herbal, of course. I love nothing better than to make those moaning noises as I lather my head with the rich, invigorating, magical foam of a f****** $3 bottle of shampoo....how'd you know????
AMber
P.S. - Wow, you can smell me from all the way over there? I tried to rinse out my aura yesterday, but...

[celestenadia]

Originally Posted by amber

< == This was me, just now when i read this.
Why, herbal, of course. I love nothing better than to make those moaning noises as I lather my head with the rich, invigorating, magical foam of a f****** $3 bottle of shampoo....how'd you know????
AMber
P.S. - Wow, you can smell me from all the way over there? I tried to rinse out my aura yesterday, but...

Hey Amb, my computer is MAJORLY (expletive) as of late...I'm at war with The Apple Store.
Another story, for another time
At any rate, my IBook is having MAJOR memory issues,hard drive problems,etc..etc..
As a result I can't always see icons and pictures...So I can't see your's on your last
post. I can only imagine. As a plus, this whole experience is just becoming so much
more "artistic" for me...(I am so ROTHFL right now!!!)
!!!

[amber]

Originally Posted by celestenadia

Hey Amb, my computer is MAJORLY (expletive) as of late...I'm at war with The Apple Store.
Another story, for another time
At any rate, my IBook is having MAJOR memory issues,hard drive problems,etc..etc..
As a result I can't always see icons and pictures...So I can't see your's on your last
post. I can only imagine. As a plus, this whole experience is just becoming so much
more "artistic" for me...(I am so ROTHFL right now!!!)
!!!

ok - (sucks about your 'puter.) so basically, then, what you're doing is looking at your icon, then imaging the head without the twirl?

[celestenadia]

Originally Posted by amber

ok - (sucks about your 'puter.) so basically, then, what you're doing is looking at your icon, then imaging the head without the twirl?

No, Amber, I'm imagining Stevie without her "spectre", but then again that would be
like you without your dear essence!!!
But ANYWAY any feedback about the whole "3rd nipple" bizarreness???

[amber]

Originally Posted by celestenadia

No, Amber, I'm imagining Stevie without her "spectre", but then again that would be
like you without your dear essence!!!
But ANYWAY any feedback about the whole "3rd nipple" bizarreness???

No, i've seen it mentioned on tv shows, but not in real life. mine are pierced, but that's not really the same...sorry!
Amber

[celestenadia]

Originally Posted by amber

No, i've seen it mentioned on tv shows, but not in real life. mine are pierced, but that's not really the same...sorry!
Amber

Wow.. You're SO brave...I appreciate body art so much, even been to a couple of conventions..One of my best friend's had them done too...
I've turned into SUCH a wuss... I remember when I went to go get
a tattoo...I RAN out of the place,RIGHT before he was gonna start!!!

[amber]

Originally Posted by celestenadia

Wow.. You're SO brave...I appreciate body art so much, even been to a couple of conventions..One of my best friend's had them done too...
I've turned into SUCH a wuss... I remember when I went to go get
a tattoo...I RAN out of the place,RIGHT before he was gonna start!!!

awwwww...those don't hurt that much, except for a second, or well, I'm a baby and i have 3 - I did tear up a bit for a smidge during one...but I screamed like a Dingo Ate My Baby when i got the girls pierced so then a couple days later i realized that nothing in the world could ever hurt that much again, so i did my belly button did you draw out your tattoo beforehand?

[celestenadia]

Originally Posted by amber

awwwww...those don't hurt that much, except for a second, or well, I'm a baby and i have 3 - I did tear up a bit for a smidge during one...but I screamed like a Dingo Ate My Baby when i got the girls pierced so then a couple days later i realized that nothing in the world could ever hurt that much again, so i did my belly button did you draw out your tattoo beforehand?

I was going to get a cookie-cutter blue butterfly on my left shoulder when I was 15years old.
In retrospect, I guess it was a "happy" accident that I ran out right before due to the fact
that I'm a "chicken sh*t"...

[amber]

Originally Posted by celestenadia

I was going to get a cookie-cutter blue butterfly on my left shoulder when I was 15years old.
In retrospect, I guess it was a "happy" accident that I ran out right before due to the fact
that I'm a "chicken sh*t"...

Yeah, that's best - Actually, I just got a butterfly on my leg about 3 months ago - I said i'd never just get a random stupid one that everyone gets, but there i was, with my friend, had a few cocktails, was walking down telegraph right by Berkeley campus (she was visiting from out of town) and i'm all "well, we could get tattoos, and i laughed, but she's like, "ok" then she wanted me to get one and she paid for it. I made up for the butterfly by making it REALLY PRETTY COLORS - plus, it was just a cosmetic tattoo anyways... but people shouldn't get tattoos when they're 15 anyway ok, i have to cook some salmon i just noticed i'm starving.
Amber