Oops...she's married again

ontheEdgeof17 · #1 09-19-2004, 01:43 PM

It's offical. The lip-synching Spears wed this weekend.

Let's start the countdown to the divorce.

-Curt

dissention · #2 09-19-2004, 03:11 PM

Did you see her exploitative magazine spread with her darling husbands two year old girl? No wonder his ex is fuming.

sparky · #3 09-19-2004, 03:29 PM

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Did you see her exploitative magazine spread with her darling husbands two year old girl? No wonder his ex is fuming.

She is fuming ? Didn't that puppy farm manage to get knocked up not once, but twice without bothering to get married to the sperm donor? If she is fuming at anyone, she ought to be fuming at herself. She's the one who couldn't keep her knees together. Homegirl got the bill of goods she bought.

Like I have said before, someone must be paying BS to do these idiotic things just to keep other important things out of the papers. As annoying as she is, I still find it hard to believe she is as stupid as her actions would indicate. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but...

Nixxxed · #4 09-19-2004, 03:48 PM

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Did you see her exploitative magazine spread with her darling husbands two year old girl? No wonder his ex is fuming.

It's not just the magazine spread - I've seen pics of Slutney, what's-his-name and the older kid in at least 5 different places. Even one where Slutney is wearing a t-shirt that says "He Loves Me". (Which should read, "He Loves My Money"). Yet, I've never once seen a pic of the real mother and the kids.

Sparky: puppy farm? BWAHAHAHA

77Rumours77 · #5 09-19-2004, 04:26 PM

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Let's start the countdown to the divorce.

-Curt

Umm.. No more than 2 weeks

GateandGarden · #6 09-19-2004, 04:30 PM

I used to think that she was going to make the rest of the country and the world think that ridiculously stupid people are running rampant in our home state, but I think most people are figuring there's no way a real percentage of people in LA could be this stupid. And tasteless. And cheap. And I could go on and on.

Hillary

Nixxxed · #7 09-19-2004, 07:49 PM

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I used to think that she was going to make the rest of the country and the world think that ridiculously stupid people are running rampant in our home state, but I think most people are figuring there's no way a real percentage of people in LA could be this stupid. And tasteless. And cheap. And I could go on and on.

Hillary

Isn't it ironic (don't ya think?) that she entered into her second marriage in roughly six months on the same day that Louisiana outlawed gay marriages AND civil unions.

Which I find very sad, because I like New Orleans, but now I'll never go back there.

strandinthewind · #8 09-19-2004, 07:51 PM

Do you think she as a Republican (rumored) did it to take the focus from Iraq

GardenStateGirlie · #9 09-19-2004, 08:31 PM

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Do you think she as a Republican (rumored) did it to take the focus from Iraq

I sincerely hope that you are making a joke because that's probably the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. She probably doesn't even know how to spell Republican let alone pull a stunt like that to take attention off of political matters. Let's face it, her career is floundering, she's totally talentless, her last record sold rather poorly so she needed something to give herself a boost to keep her name out there. The media has spent so much time focusing on her and the equally pitiful loser she's marrying (with her buying her own engagement ring, his pregnant ex. girlfriend, etc) you couldn't pay for this kind of publicity. Twitney & Co. want to make sure you don't forget her name.

strandinthewind · #10 09-19-2004, 08:32 PM

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I sincerely hope that you are making a joke because that's probably the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. She probably doesn't even know how to spell Republican let alone pull a stunt like that to take attention off of political matters. Let's face it, her career is floundering, she's totally talentless, her last record sold rather poorly so she needed something to give herself a boost to keep her name out there. The media has spent so much time focusing on her and the equally pitiful loser she's marrying (with her buying her own engagement ring, his pregnant ex. girlfriend, etc) you couldn't pay for this kind of publicity. Twitney & Co. want to make sure you don't forget her name.

Of Course I am joking

GateandGarden · #11 09-19-2004, 08:36 PM

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Isn't it ironic (don't ya think?) that she entered into her second marriage in roughly six months on the same day that Louisiana outlawed gay marriages AND civil unions.

Which I find very sad, because I like New Orleans, but now I'll never go back there.

That is painfully ironic. I can't get married or have any legal recognition for my relationships but she can go marry whomever she wants for whatever preposterous reason. I'm really tempted to go tear one of those asinine yellow bumper stickers that say "Marriage: One Man, One Woman" off someone's Jesus fish covered car. God, I hate all of this.

But, that's not going to stop me from taking advantage of New Orleans.

Hillary

GardenStateGirlie · #12 09-19-2004, 08:37 PM

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Of Course I am joking

I'm trying to picture Britney in a voting booth. "Oooh! Buttons!! I'm gon' jes press this one! Hey! That wuz fuun! Can I dew it a'gaiin?"

ontheEdgeof17 · #13 09-19-2004, 08:40 PM

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That is painfully ironic. I can't get married or have any legal recognition for my relationships but she can go marry whomever she wants for whatever preposterous reason. I'm really tempted to go tear one of those asinine yellow bumper stickers that say "Marriage: One Man, One Woman" off someone's Jesus fish covered car. God, I hate all of this.

But, that's not going to stop me from taking advantage of New Orleans.

Hillary

I could care less about this whole marriage thing. If I am married in my eyes, then I am married completely. I don't need legal documents to tell me otherwise. That's just me.

I wish we were treated "equal", but it doesn't bother me either way.

Just my pennies.

-Curt

ontheEdgeof17 · #14 09-19-2004, 08:42 PM

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I'm trying to picture Britney in a voting booth. "Oooh! Buttons!! I'm gon' jes press this one! Hey! That wuz fuun! Can I dew it a'gaiin?"

She would prerecord her vote at a earlier time, and then ride an elephant in, while holding a donkey.

GateandGarden · #15 09-19-2004, 08:46 PM

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I could care less about this whole marriage thing. If I am married in my eyes, then I am married completely. I don't need legal documents to tell me otherwise. That's just me.

I wish we were treated "equal", but it doesn't bother me either way.

Just my pennies.

-Curt

I don't know how we're going to have all the benefits and privileges associated with marriage without marriage. And I'm also thinking of the many, many other people who need to be accepted by society even more than I do. I'm not too keen on the idea of my wife (not my legal wife, of course) being in the ICU dying, and I don't get to see her because I'm not family.

Hillary