The Surreal Life!!!!

greatdarkwing · #1 09-13-2004, 01:28 PM

BEST SHOW EVER! Brigitte Nielson and Flavor Flav! Not even the best writers in Hollywood could have thought that one up! Oh, and Charo is too funny for words..."I hope she no thinks this is Surreal Porno!"

~Alex

Violet · #2 09-13-2004, 01:45 PM

Shoot! I forgot about it! When was it on? It just started, right?
Thanks!
Carol

dissention · #3 09-13-2004, 01:46 PM

My name is Charo and I'm here to say
I brought the Cuchi-Cuchi to the USA
Now Shakira and Beyonce are doing my move
And dancing my way
That is cool, I say Ole
Because everybody likes to shake it my way!

I love her!

golden braid · #4 09-13-2004, 09:56 PM

I am fascinated watching this show. Brigette and Flav are sooooo weird and just can't stop watching them.

wondergirl9847 · #5 09-13-2004, 11:03 PM

Bravo to VH-1 for giving me crack. LOL I missed the show on Sunday, but it's being rerun in one hour. I'll catch it. I was a die hard NKOTB fan (still like their music) and I already knew Jordan was an a-hole. I met him back in 2000 (I think it was) and he wasn't friendly then either.

Brigitte - Psycho.

Flava Flav - Weird.

Charo - Cute but kinda controlling.

Jordan - A-Hole.

Ryan - I like her.

Dave - Cool.

Janet · #6 09-13-2004, 11:41 PM

This...is...the best show on tv.

After X Files reruns of course...

I LOVE this show.

I missed the ep but I'll see it I'm sure

VH1 struck gold with this cast...woah.

paleshadow · #7 09-14-2004, 01:28 AM

I just posted about this in the real world thread. Brigitte is something else. She gives me the major creeps. A friend of mine thinks Brittany Spears is going to be like that when she's older. Jordan seems like a real a-hole too. Someone should tell him that the point of the show is to get a bunch of "former" celebrities together. I like the dog!

dissention · #8 09-14-2004, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Moony

I like Ryan but she seems a bit of a prude which I can tell is going to be the cause of some problems.

She kills me. She walks in on the first day wearing pants that show off her crack and that would be blown apart if she farts once, AND has this tiny skimpy little shirt on that shows off her boobs and her bellybutton. But, oh no, she can't handle a male stripper or Brigiette's knockers. Puhleeze.

greatdarkwing · #9 09-14-2004, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention

She walks in on the first day wearing pants that show off her crack and that would be blown apart if she farts once

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Alex

wondergirl9847 · #10 09-14-2004, 10:18 AM

Stayed up and watched it last night. Uh mah gah. Brigette and Flav (Mr. F!! LMAO!!!)!! I read on TWOP they were a couple now.

Sesly.

Jordan is a dawg. He hits on Ryan but tells Brigette he can't kiss her because he has a girlfriend! LMAO!! Right, and if Ryan said "Kiss me, you fool!", he'd say "No, madame, I'm spoken for."

This show rules.

hayley · #11 09-14-2004, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

Bravo to VH-1 for giving me crack. LOL I missed the show on Sunday, but it's being rerun in one hour. I'll catch it. I was a die hard NKOTB fan (still like their music) and I already knew Jordan was an a-hole. I met him back in 2000 (I think it was) and he wasn't friendly then either.

Jordan's a drunk. A close friend of mine is friends with him, and promoted a show with him this year. His bar bill was more than the gross of the (succesful) show. He tried to grope my boobies, too- which, while I'm sure is many a girl's lifelong dream- 'twas not mine.

Now, if it had been JONATHAN- maybe. ;-)

I saw the premiere episode of the show, and that's it, but Brigitte Nielsen creeped me out. I don't want to watch it anymore because she skeeered me.

cliffdweller · #12 09-14-2004, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

She kills me. She walks in on the first day wearing pants that show off her crack and that would be blown apart if she farts once, AND has this tiny skimpy little shirt on that shows off her boobs and her bellybutton. But, oh no, she can't handle a male stripper or Brigiette's knockers. Puhleeze.

yeah that was ridiculous, however, I feel kind of sorry for her. She seems like the only cast member who isn't from planet Mars. What's up with Jordan Knight? Is he some kind of misanthrope? And anyway, who would want to go into that guy's bedroom? Stacking that sh*t outside the door was ridiculous!

Dave Coulier might possibly be the most boring person ever, jury's still out though...

dissention · #13 09-14-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cliffdweller

yeah that was ridiculous, however, I feel kind of sorry for her. She seems like the only cast member who isn't from planet Mars. What's up with Jordan Knight? Is he some kind of misanthrope? And anyway, who would want to go into that guy's bedroom? Stacking that sh*t outside the door was ridiculous!

Dave Coulier might possibly be the most boring person ever, jury's still out though...

Jordan is more bloated than a waterlogged corpse. Dude needs some water pills.

I find Ryan to be boring, same with Dave. I love Charo, Brigiette, and Flavor Flav, though.

SHOW ME AROUND!

xdreamsunwindx · #14 09-14-2004, 03:19 PM

<333 Flav is my favorite. I loved how on the first eppisode he didn't know who any of the people were, which is how it should be. Hee. Also, I have much <3 for Charo and Ryan.

And am I the only one who wants Brigitte to kick Jordan's ass? 'Cuz while she may be a little out there, she? could do some damage. I love this season so far. It's addicting.

-Kate

wondergirl9847 · #15 09-14-2004, 03:38 PM

I've read on boards that Jon's gay, but unless he says that himself, whatever. My fave was Joe, always was and always will be. I can't believe he's married now, *I* was supposed to be his wife, dammit!

LOL

Anyways, I wonder if this will be the most watched Surreal Life? I loved last season with Ice, Tammy Faye, Ron Jeremy, Trashelle, Erik and Tracy.