In Celebration Of...

[darklinensuit]

...The Nose

Let's talk all things noses. (Nobody has picked this subject before? )

- I love Stevie's nose in profile.

- I admire Streisand for resisting pressure to "fix" her nose.

- I've never used a nasal spray. Or coke.

- My brother and I have completely different noses (other than having two nostrils, etc.). And no, neither of us has the mailman's nose.

- I like the short story "The Nose". By Gogol, I think. I should read it again.

- I have a student who spent much of this year trying to pick his. Every time I'd see the finger heading up, I'd call on him. Now he doesn't pick in my class. This is also why Pavlov's dogs don't pick their noses.

- Bush's nose looks odd to me.

- Dionne Warwick's nose is interesting.

- Remember The Sweathogs' "Up your nose with a runner hose?"

- Anybody own a Sharper Image nose hair trimmer? I'm intrigued and want to see how it works, but let's not share one.


Comments, questions, suggestions?

- Jake

[Violet]

This maybe should be on the AI thread, but it has to do with a (big) nose. The outtake on AI last night where they showed the makeup girl being told to powder Barry Manilow's nose and going instead to the black piano player because she didn't know who Barry Manilow was was hysterical!

To follow the original intention of the thread:

- Puff's Plus with Lotion are the BEST tissues

- You can get a cat to swallow its medicine by rubbing its nose. Rubbing it makes them lick their nose and then swallow.

That's all I can think of now. But Jake, it's actually a "rubber" hose I'm sure that's what you meant, but it was a funny typo!

Carol

[Pisces Queen]

- I have wanted a nose job since I was 12.

- My son has my nose

- I hated Nicole Kidman's fake nose in the Hours.

- Michael Jackson doesn't have a nose and neither does LaToya

- I wish everyone's nose grew like Pinocchio's when they lie.

- Bob Hope had a huge nose and a huge heart to go along with it.

- I remember "Up your nose with a rubber hose" and used that phrase often.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by Violet

This maybe should be on the AI thread, but it has to do with a (big) nose. The outtake on AI last night where they showed the makeup girl being told to powder Barry Manilow's nose and going instead to the black piano player because she didn't know who Barry Manilow was was hysterical!

To follow the original intention of the thread:

- Puff's Plus with Lotion are the BEST tissues

- You can get a cat to swallow its medicine by rubbing its nose. Rubbing it makes them lick their nose and then swallow.

That's all I can think of now. But Jake, it's actually a "rubber" hose I'm sure that's what you meant, but it was a funny typo!

Carol

I forgot about the Manilow thing. Did he look pissed!

Tissues with lotion. Eww. Guess you didn't see the Raymond episode where the dad says "You go to blow your nose and it's like you already did."

The cat thing is interesting. I think with dogs you rub the necks.

Damned keyboard.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by Pisces Queen

- I have wanted a nose job since I was 12.

- My son has my nose

- I hated Nicole Kidman's fake nose in the Hours.

- Michael Jackson doesn't have a nose and neither does LaToya

- I wish everyone's nose grew like Pinocchio's when they lie.

- Bob Hope had a huge nose and a huge heart to go along with it.

- I remember "Up your nose with a rubber hose" and used that phrase often.

I haven't seen The Hours, but I saw the MadTV spoof where the nose keeps bending.
Does Blanket Jackson have his daddy's nose?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by Lux

John Lennon had enough nose for two witches by the time of his involuntary departure or murder, depending on which you understand.

(note intentionally patronising tone)

I'm not sure I understand either.

- Jake

[Violet]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I forgot about the Manilow thing. Did he look pissed!

Tissues with lotion. Eww. Guess you didn't see the Raymond episode where the dad says "You go to blow your nose and it's like you already did."

The cat thing is interesting. I think with dogs you rub the necks.

Damned keyboard.

- Jake

He did look pissed, but it was funny when he said "that's (bleeping) depressing." And all the makeup girl had to say was "I need to get a lighter color."

Tissues with lotion are great when your nose is sore from blowing too much. I didn't see the Raymond episode, but toilet paper with lotion, which my sister-in-law has at her house, now THAT'S disgusting.

Carol's

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by Violet

He did look pissed, but it was funny when he said "that's (bleeping) depressing." And all the makeup girl had to say was "I need to get a lighter color."

Tissues with lotion are great when your nose is sore from blowing too much. I didn't see the Raymond episode, but toilet paper with lotion, which my sister-in-law has at her house, now THAT'S disgusting.

Carol's

Have you seen the commercial for that squirting toilet & the old man talking about his fresh, clean feeling? I'm not making this up.

That makeup girl was hilarious.

- Jake