J-Ho's Mother Hits Jackpot in AC...

[GardenStateGirlie]

Evidently it's the biggest jackpot the Borgata has ever had. She and her mother were at the casino and she struck it big on the slots and is now a millionaire. I hope she takes this money and buys her daughter a one way ticket to Siberia so we don't have to hear about her anymore

[WelshWitchPMD]

I guess that saying is true. Money goes to money. I did win $150.00 about 2 weeks in an office lottery game. It went right out the next day for my PC to be fixed.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by WelshWitchPMD
I guess that saying is true. Money goes to money.

They also say that G-d divides. If you get money, you might not get class or love.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
If you get money, you might not get class or love.

- Jake

And wouldn't you know! J-Ho doesn't posess either!

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
And wouldn't you know! J-Ho doesn't posess either!

It's sad.

But what do I know, I'd enjoy her bank account or her mother's.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
It's sad.

But what do I know, I'd enjoy her bank account or her mother's.

- Jake

It'd be some first class flying around the country and front row tickets to the Fleetwood Mac concerts of our choice

...back to reality...already in progress...

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
It'd be some first class flying around the country and front row tickets to the Fleetwood Mac concerts of our choice

Whaddaya mean "OUR" choice? I'd be stuffing my face with bon bons and buying two seats in the front row just for me and my fat ass.
(But I'd pick you up a nice tee. You don't mind factory irregulars, right? )

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Whaddaya mean "OUR" choice? I'd be stuffing my face with bon bons and buying two seats in the front row just for me and my fat ass.
(But I'd pick you up a nice tee. You don't mind factory irregulars, right? )

- Jake

Are you saying you'd be SITTING?!?! I know you've not had the front row experience yet but trust in me when I say, front row is a hell of a lot better than section 8 row 8,000. You won't be sitting.

: pokes Jake in the stomach:

better watch those bon bons...

Tee...visor.....Lindsey Buckingham's face on a thong....whatever. Just make sure words are spelled correctly.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Tee...visor.....Lindsey Buckingham's face on a thong....whatever. Just make sure words are spelled correctly.

Words like:
"My fellow poster went to see Fleetwood Mac and all I got was Lindsey Buckingham's lousy face in my thong."

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Words like:
"My fellow poster went to see Fleetwood Mac and all I got was Lindsey Buckingham's lousy face in my thong."

- Jake

Lousy face? IN my thong?

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie



Lousy face? IN my thong?

Still complaining about spelling, eh?

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Still complaining about spelling, eh?

- Jake

Not so much spelling as syntax. But hey, if Lindsey's in my thong, I really have no room to bitch, do I?

[strandinthewind]

Potty Mouths!!!!!!!!

Poor Guadaloupe Lopez - all this press

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
Potty Mouths!!!!!!!!

Poor Guadaloupe Lopez - all this press

Interesting name for Marissa's thong.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
But hey, if Lindsey's in my thong, I really have no room to bitch, do I?

That depends: Are you in his Fruit of the Loom tee?

- Jake