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08-26-2003, 12:38 AM
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Commercials: Another flakey post. You're warned.
The Blue Water/toilet mint reference got me thinking. I'm old enough to remember the GYOW Mountain Dew commercial.
Stevie's music is sacred, no doubt, but if we might allow ourselves to delve into the mundane, which Stevie songs could be used to sell products? Gold Dust Woman - Gold Bond Medicated Powder  Running through the Garden - Allegra (That is an allergy medication, right?) I Miss You - the phone company Nightbird - Nyquil Wild Heart - aspirin as heart medication If Anyone Falls - "I've fallen and I can't get up" gadget Gold and Braid - the Flowbie The Nightmare - Sealy Posturepedic Mattress (Hey, I did warn you this was flakey.) Other nominations?
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08-26-2003, 12:48 AM
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Edge of Seventeen - Seventeen Magazine
Illume - candles or incense Blue Denim - The Gap - Jake
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08-26-2003, 01:08 AM
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Stand Back- toothpaste or some other breath commercial
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08-26-2003, 01:18 AM
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Fire Burning - charcoal
Kick It - Monday Night Football The Highwayman - AAA Touched by an Angel - a date with Drew Barrymore - Jake
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“The hair went from perm to growing out perm to really bad growing out perm to almost straight to good straight to long straight to beautiful straight to a lot of work straight back to the perm.”
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08-28-2003, 12:22 AM
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Races Are Run- Nike Sneakers
Landslide-Home Owner's Insurance Storms-London Fog Raingear When I See You Again-LensCrafter
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08-28-2003, 12:45 AM
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Love this one. Also, the Wassamaddababay lines could be for Pampers, showing babies in leaky diapers.- Jake
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“The hair went from perm to growing out perm to really bad growing out perm to almost straight to good straight to long straight to beautiful straight to a lot of work straight back to the perm.”
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08-28-2003, 03:08 AM
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08-28-2003, 03:08 AM
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and by the way... what the hell is a flowbie?
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08-28-2003, 07:39 AM
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I'm obviously losing my mind but I keep seeing a Chex commercial and I swear that it sounds like they're using the opening bars of Tusk! This might fall into the "You know you're a FM fan when commercials begin to remind you of the band!"
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08-28-2003, 09:06 AM
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How 'bout "Talk to Me" for any long distance carrier?
Jessica - a flowbie is that strange contraption that's part vacuum cleaner/part hair clipper. It sucks your hair up into a bunch of sharp blades that magically cut your hair perfectly. Quite a scary product....
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08-28-2003, 09:18 AM
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And only for use on the scalp, one might add.
- Jake
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08-28-2003, 06:57 PM
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A Flowbie>>>>>> This contraption is shown in the movie Wayne's World as Garth lets out some wails of fear!!
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~~~~Christa~~~~"Live, Eat and Breathe Music...." Unleashed 2009
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08-28-2003, 11:33 PM
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Long Way To Go-One of the many airlines
Dreams-Nytol will help you get your ZZZZ Frozen Love-Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Freedom-Stayfree Maxi-pads Planets Of the Universe- The Discovery Store Candle Bright- Yankee Candle Company It's late and I am being rather silly on some of these, hope that you all get a few chuckles from them 
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08-29-2003, 12:23 AM
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Long Way to Go - Immodium
That Made Me Stronger - Flintstones Vitamins Love Changes - Luvs Diapers I Can't Wait - Depends for Adults Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You - Sylvan Learning Centers Long Distance Winner - Sprint Twisted - Snyder's Pretzels After the "Glitter" Fades - Mariah's next tour Smile at You - Crest Whitening Strips Everybody Finds Out - National Enquirer Baby Doll - The Anna Nicole Show Violet and Blue - Garden State Eye Make-up (hey, Marissa) Welcome to the Room...Sara - Sarah Lee No Spoken Word - Pictionary Straight Back - Calcium supplements Battle of the Dragon - The Real Roseanne Show How Still My Love - Viagra Love's a Hard Game to Play - Viagra The Tower - Viagra (Okay, I'll stop) No Light - GE Kind of Woman - inflatable dolls Leather and Lace - Frederick's of Hollywood Mirror Mirror - Windex Real Tears - Visine All the Beautiful Worlds - Martha Stewart Living - Jake
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“The hair went from perm to growing out perm to really bad growing out perm to almost straight to good straight to long straight to beautiful straight to a lot of work straight back to the perm.”
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