Redneck's Outhouse, includes mood music! - Page 7

dissention · #91 02-21-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sara1998

A moon pie is a most yummy dessert. It has marshmellow filling in between two layers of dough, and then dipped in chocolate!www.moonpie.com/howmade.asp
A polecat is a skunk.

I thought they were both candies!

irishgrl · #92 02-21-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life

my newly discovered older sister lives in California, And the joke we always heard is that if ya were a farmer who left Oklahoma for California during the dust bowl days (As most Oklahomans do I send my wholehearty F.U. to that movie "the Grapes of Wrath") you're no longer an "okie"...Just an "idiot"!

HEY NOW! I notice they DIDNT GO BACK! (how COME I wonder?)

wondergirl9847 · #93 02-21-2005, 05:07 PM

"She's uglier than homemade soap."

Yep...I've said that and so has my mom.

That was some funny stuff, thanks for posting! I love the Blue Collar guys, they crack my butt up! My fave is Bill Engvall.

I say coke for everything...and wait to be asked Coke, Pepsi, Root-Beer, etc. That's just the way it is here.

I've never used the term polecat for skunk, but when my family sees a squashed skunk in the road, we always sing "Dead skunk in the middle of the road." LOL

irishgrl · #94 02-21-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I thought they were both candies!

personally, I think moonpies and any type of marshmallow desert is for the birds!
I am not a fan of s'mores either. I remember when Hostess came out with those detestable coconut covered marshmallow nasties with cream filling, they were my idea of snack HELL! I think they're called Snowballs, all I know is, I think they SUCK!

as for polecats, I knew those were skunks, probably because I read lots of books as a kid.....

dissention · #95 02-21-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

I've never used the term polecat for skunk, but when my family sees a squashed skunk in the road, we always sing "Dead skunk in the middle of the road." LOL

Ewww!

Doesn't the highway department clean the roads?

dissention · #96 02-21-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by irishgrl

personally, I think moonpies and any type of marshmallow desert is for the birds!
I am not a fan of s'mores either. I remember when Hostess came out with those detestable coconut covered marshmallow nasties with cream filling, they were my idea of snack HELL! I think they're called Snowballs, all I know is, I think they SUCK!

as for polecats, I knew those were skunks, probably because I read lots of books as a kid.....

I don't think I've ever gone camping, so I don't think I've ever had smores. Anything with marshmallow does nothing to excite me, I think marshmallow is nasty.

estranged4life · #97 02-21-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by irishgrl

HEY NOW! I notice they DIDNT GO BACK! (how COME I wonder?)

they "sucked"...Bwahahahahaha...Nah, I like Californians, They love purchasing billions of dollars worth of ENERGY from Oklahoma

Ca-li-for-nie, Only ranking behind TEXAS as the state Oklahomans LOVE TO HATE!!!!

The Tower · #98 02-21-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by irishgrl

they dont say eh-mand, they say Awl-mond. true. and correct too.

Nope.

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Originally Posted by amber

I hate when people say aaamond, too.

Irregardless

, that is the correct way to pronounce almond.

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Originally Posted by irishgrl

sounds uneducated doesnt it?

That's hilarious! Actually, it sounds uneducated to pronounce "awl-mond", since that's incorrect.

Lemme guess, you say "daa-ta" instead of "day-ta".

dissention · #99 02-21-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Tower

Lemme guess, you say "daa-ta" instead of "day-ta".

Or, my personal favorite, "nu-cue-lar" instead "nu-clee-ar".

estranged4life · #**100** 02-21-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Or, my personal favorite, "nu-cue-lar" instead "nu-clee-ar".

it's not "nu-cue-lar" or "nu-clee-ar"...It's a "nuk-er", As in "Ima gonna put my TV dinner in the nuker so I can have a hot supper"

Damn yanks, Always a screwin' our mighty fine lang-u-ages

The Tower · #**101** 02-21-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Or, my personal favorite, "nu-cue-lar" instead "nu-clee-ar".

My absolute most hated mispronunciation is "kuh-rib-ee-un" instead of "care-eh-bee-un". It's like nails on a chalkboard I tells ya!!

irishgrl · #**102** 02-21-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Tower

Nope.

Irregardless

, that is the correct way to pronounce almond.

That's hilarious! Actually, it sounds uneducated to pronounce "awl-mond", since that's incorrect.

Lemme guess, you say "daa-ta" instead of "day-ta".

actually dAYta and dAHta are two different things. since Im not a computer nerd I cant tell you offhand but I can certainly get the proof (since I am the research QUEEN) Im going out on a limb here but I think day-tuh is singular whereas dah-tuh is plural. sorry tower!
and the correct way to say Almond IS Awlmond. the "L" is NOT silent.

irishgrl · #**103** 02-21-2005, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Tower

My absolute most hated mispronunciation is "kuh-rib-ee-un" instead of "care-eh-bee-un". It's like nails on a chalkboard I tells ya!!

ok: Ive heard it two ways: CareIB E an OR Care IBBEun.
since ive typed it both ways I cant tell you which I am used to saying...
it makes a difference WHERE you put the emphasis..

The Tower · #**104** 02-21-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by irishgrl

actually dAYta and dAHta are two different things. since Im not a computer nerd I cant tell you offhand but I can certainly get the proof (since I am the research QUEEN) Im going out on a limb here but I think day-tuh is singular whereas dah-tuh is plural. sorry tower!
and the correct way to say Almond IS Awlmond. the "L" is NOT silent.

There is only one correct way to pronounce data- "day-ta", which is similiar to deer and sheep in that the word is both singular and plural. Pronouncing data "dah-ta" is incorrect.

Pronouncing almond as "awl-mond" is also incorrect.

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Originally Posted by irishgrl

ok: Ive heard it two ways: CareIB E an OR Care IBBEun.
since ive typed it both ways I cant tell you which I am used to saying...
it makes a difference WHERE you put the emphasis..

Pronouncing caribbean as "kuh-rib-ee-un" is also incorrect.

amber · #**105** 02-21-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Tower

Nope.

Irregardless

, that is the correct way to pronounce almond.

That's hilarious! Actually, it sounds uneducated to pronounce "awl-mond", since that's incorrect.

Lemme guess, you say "daa-ta" instead of "day-ta".

No, I say dayta. And according to Strand's dictionary posting of almond, both ways are "correct" are they not?