Dumbest Things Lindsey Has Ever Said Onstage

David · #1 02-05-2005, 03:51 PM

"This is a group participation, so anyone who wants to TUSK along, feel free" (1979-1980).

"Can that girl play the piano or what?!" (Don't Stop, 1980).

Tusk103 · #2 02-05-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by David

"This is a group participation, so anyone who wants to TUSK along, feel free" (1979-1980).

"Can that girl play the piano or what?!" (Don't Stop, 1980).

omg, thats freakin' hilarious...i can't thinkof any off th etop pf my head though

dissention · #3 02-05-2005, 04:29 PM

There are too many to name, though his canned speeches and lines form The Dance and SYW tours have the most cringe-worthy ones. Every time he speaks he sounds as if he had just been reading the dictionary and is trying to make himself sound as intellectual as humanly possible.

ryan8472 · #4 02-05-2005, 05:07 PM

"We're masochists"

From the Oakland '82 bootleg. Maybe it was a joke, maybe not.

sodascouts · #5 02-07-2005, 01:00 AM

From the Concert for the Environment, Aug. 8, 1986

"We're really really excited about this project [Tango in the Night] not only becuase it's the best thing we've ever done, but because in the process, it's been a very healing thing, it's healed a lot of wounds that were left open for the last few years."

Dumb, Disingenuous, or In Denial? You be the judge. lol

henryscutter · #6 02-07-2005, 02:18 AM

I went to one of the Dance shows and Lindsey was repeating his speaking parts from the Dance dvd word for word. The audience was kinda grumbling and I almost thought they were going to start booing him

I think he got the message eventually and tried to change it up a little. It was really strange, like he could'nt talk unless he rehearsed

dissention · #7 02-07-2005, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sodascouts

Dumb, Disingenuous, or In Denial? You be the judge. lol

All three.

DownOnRodeo · #9 02-07-2005, 03:33 AM

Something like "Every time we play this song, it makes us feel miserable" and from the Tusk tour?

skcin · #10 02-07-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lux

Was it in a mocking manner? If so then I would quite enjoy that actually.

Yeah, kind of. More of a drunken manner - still enjoyable, IMO. He sounded like the husband in the movie Overboard when he's talking into the giant seashell: "Tofuti...ooohhh...I love you Tofuti."

Like when people are drunk & decide they like the sound of their own voice.

cliffdweller · #11 02-09-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

There are too many to name, though his canned speeches and lines form The Dance and SYW tours have the most cringe-worthy ones. Every time he speaks he sounds as if he had just been reading the dictionary and is trying to make himself sound as intellectual as humanly possible.

(spit take with coffee)

As usual, you've hit the nail squarely on the head.

Brwn_eyes0511 · #12 02-07-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by David

"Can that girl play the piano or what?!" (Don't Stop, 1980).

Hey whats wrong with that...he speaks only truth! LOL