Okay, I got dissed tonight.

Rickypt · #1 12-16-2006, 12:10 AM

So, I went to my usual happy hour haunt today. It's a relatively tired gay bar for middle-aged dudes like me, but recently has become sort of "hip" for the downtown crowd.

A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?

Anyway.....I now know what a nano is. And I guess I've learned that I am f*king old. Since I was the only person in the bar trying to help her find her nanu nanu, it's a little odd she would diss me. I don't know, maybe it's good that she did? Or maybe hip young people shouldn't try to take over tired middle-aged gay guy bars?

irishgrl · #2 12-16-2006, 12:11 AM

Yep

all of the above. There oughta be a law..........

DrummerDeanna · #3 12-16-2006, 12:12 AM

Wow...thanks for helping out a fellow human, huh? How rude...!

PsychCat · #4 12-16-2006, 12:16 AM

I would go with that last thing you wrote.

foxyluva · #5 12-16-2006, 12:20 AM

Isn't a Nano just a smaller version of an iPod?

Rickypt · #6 12-16-2006, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by foxyluva

Isn't a Nano just a smaller version of an iPod?

Yes, this tired f*king old guy now knows that.

foxyluva · #7 12-16-2006, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

Yes, this tired f*king old guy now knows that.

I thought it was!

DrummerDeanna · #8 12-16-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

Yes, this tired f*king old guy now knows that.

You should have smashed her Nano with yer walker

strandinthewind · #10 12-16-2006, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

So, I went to my usual happy hour haunt today. It's a relatively tired gay bar for middle-aged dudes like me, but recently has become sort of "hip" for the downtown crowd.

A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something?

Anyway.....I now know what a nano is. And I guess I've learned that I am f*king old. Since I was the only person in the bar trying to help her find her nanu nanu, it's a little odd she would diss me. I don't know, maybe it's good that she did? Or maybe hip young people shouldn't try to take over tired middle-aged gay guy bars?

I would have called her a c*nt and then bitch slapped her

Rickypt · #11 12-16-2006, 10:58 AM

Well, this is a thread I probably wouldn't have started if I had been sober.

It's kind of whiny on my part. At least I now know what a nano is and the way the whole karma thing goes, she's probably not going to see it ever again!

Thanks for the support, everyone.

amber · #12 12-16-2006, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rickypt

Well, this is a thread I probably wouldn't have started if I had been sober.

It's kind of whiny on my part. At least I now know what a nano is and the way the whole karma thing goes, she's probably not going to see it ever again!

Thanks for the support, everyone.

No, these are the best kinds of threads - when you are out drinking and somebody is inexplicably and disproportionately rude to you, you must tell everyone.

See how much shock and amusement is has provided for all of us?
Also, I wish I could think as fast and say something exactly like what Sparky said...hahaha. Awesome.

And speaking of tech, I have an inexplicable and totally baseless lust right now for the LG Chocolate phone. My friend just got one...so...pretty...plays music...television...web browse...GPS.....
Have no real need for it at all, but somehow want it really bad.

carrie721 · #13 12-16-2006, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

etc etc etc

every time i see your sig i have to sing along ... all the sayyyyy-hayem, alllll the sayyyyyy-hayem ...

Rickypt · #14 12-16-2006, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

And speaking of tech, I have an inexplicable and totally baseless lust right now for the LG Chocolate phone. My friend just got one...so...pretty...plays music...television...web browse...GPS.....
Have no real need for it at all, but somehow want it really bad.

What is LG?

What is GPS?

gldstwmn · #15 12-16-2006, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I would have called her a c*nt and then bitch slapped her

Atta boy.