Third Debate

[DeeGeMe]

Originally Posted by dissention

SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've posted excerpts and everything from that slutty novel, I even own it. Shall I post some good parts?

Oh please God, NO. Save us. I've heard all I need to hear about it from them reading excerpts on Air America.

BTW--do you know how much that fine work of "art" sells for on Ebay???

[dissention]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

The Washington Times? Don't you mean the Moonie Times? It's owned by the Reverand Moon. Nope.

OMG, I thought he had posted from the Post.

How dare you, Jason?!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by DeeGeMe

Oh please God, NO. Save us. I've heard all I need to hear about it from them reading excerpts on Air America.

BTW--do you know how much that fine work of "art" sells for on Ebay???

Haven't seen it on Ebay, but I got mine from a used bookstore in Canada last year for 50 cents, I think.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

along with Dild O'Reilly's soft porn book.

"Then he slipped her panties down her leg and, within seconds, his tongue..."

"...erogenous zone..."

That was hysterical.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

"Then he slipped her panties down her leg and, within seconds, his tongue..."

"...erogenous zone..."

That was hysterical.

He said "erogenous zone"?! When do we get more clips from Cheney's book? those are great....

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by dissention

SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've posted excerpts and everything from that slutty novel, I even own it. Shall I post some good parts?

Oh my God! You have to post some stuff! You should make a thread just for that! (Or is there already one and I haven't seen it?)

Hillary

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

It's called Sisters and they read excerpts of it on Air America from time to time along with Dild O'Reilly's soft porn book.

I'm going to have to check that out.

Hillary

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

Oh my God! You have to post some stuff! You should make a thread just for that! (Or is there already one and I haven't seen it?)

Hillary

"How well her words describe our love—or the way it would be if we could remove all impediments, leave this place and join together. Then our union would be complete. Our lives would flow together, twin streams merging into a single river."

"Being ruggedly masculine myself, I was touched to see that my mother does in fact understand the latent burning desires in every woman to discard phallic worship and enjoy the tenderness that only another woman can offer."

[dissention]

More:

"Let us go away together, away from the anger and imperatives of men. We shall find ourselves a secluded power where they dare not venture. There will only be the two of us and we'll linger through long afternoons of sweet retirement. In the evenings, I shall read to you while you work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then, we will go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl."

[dissention]

Even more:

"The women who embraced in the wagon were Adam and Eve, crossing a dark cathedral stage. No, Eve and Eve, loving one another as they would not be able to once they ate of the fruit and knew themselves as they truly were. She felt curiously moved, curiously envious of them. She had never until this moment thought that Eden was a particularly attractive paradise, based on it was of naivete, but she saw that the women in the cart had a passionate, loving intimacy forever closed to her. How strong it made them. What comfort it gave."

"The young woman was heavily powdered, but quite attractive. A curvesome creature, rounded at breast and cheek. When she smiled, even her teeth seemed puffed and rounded like tiny ivory pillows."

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by dissention

"How well her words describe our love—or the way it would be if we could remove all impediments, leave this place and join together. Then our union would be complete. Our lives would flow together, twin streams merging into a single river."

"Being ruggedly masculine myself, I was touched to see that my mother does in fact understand the latent burning desires in every woman to discard phallic worship and enjoy the tenderness that only another woman can offer."

Falls off chair...

[amber]

you're awesome, diss
"being ruggedly masculine myself..."

[Dreammms]

Originally Posted by dissention

Even more:

"The women who embraced in the wagon were Adam and Eve, crossing a dark cathedral stage. No, Eve and Eve, loving one another as they would not be able to once they ate of the fruit and knew themselves as they truly were. She felt curiously moved, curiously envious of them. She had never until this moment thought that Eden was a particularly attractive paradise, based on it was of naivete, but she saw that the women in the cart had a passionate, loving intimacy forever closed to her. How strong it made them. What comfort it gave."

"The young woman was heavily powdered, but quite attractive. A curvesome creature, rounded at breast and cheek. When she smiled, even her teeth seemed puffed and rounded like tiny ivory pillows."

Thank you so much for posting this crap. It cracking me up

[dissention]

Yes, throw down that phallic worship, ladies, and indulge in the pleasures that only another tender woman can provide.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Yes, throw down that phallic worship, ladies, and indulge in the pleasures that only another tender woman can provide.

stop! stop!