Daily Jokes

[McTrouble]

A little fun every day - hope everyone is up for this!

The sillier, cornier, and smuttier the better! But no filth or offensiveness please!

I'll start us off gently:-


Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkled?

A. Because if he was small, white and smooth he would be an aspirin!



Q. Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

A. So they can hide in cherry trees!


I'm sure y'all can do better than this!