The Da Stevie Code

[amber]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Star Catcher In The Rye
The coming of age of Nurse Curtis Caulfield. Enough said.

The Color Black
Alice Walker's haunting story of a woman's fight to overcome her oppressive wardrobe in southern society. A tale of the triumph of the human spirit in studded pants.

- Jake

[sparky]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

To Kill Two Mockingbirds Of Rhiannon
Southern lawyer Atticus Strandinthewind fights racism and bad lighting.

Food sprayingly funny.

The Velvet Underground Man
Dostoevsky creates an anti-hero whose misanthropy gets him kicked off a message board.

Ah, The Ballad of Carne !

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by sparky

Ah, The Ballad of Carne !

I don't think the Underground man is ever named, if I remember. But where is Carne?

- Jake

[sparky]

Paper Flowers In The Fleetwood Attic - Our hero and heroine are captured and kept locked in an attic by two evil English people. The evil English people belittle the girl, and let the boy run rampant and become a control freak. The belittled girl eventually sends missives to the outside world and becomes rip roaringly famous and develops horrific addictions to various poisonous flowers and fungi she grows in the dingy attic. The control freak boy escapes. The outside world doesn't listen to him much, so he returns occasionally to have some people to bully and control.

Stevie and The Chiffon Factory

A destitute, but sweet young girl singer wins a contest to go into the wonderful, wacky world of a chiffon plant. Once inside, she realizes there are other young aspiring singers in there too. All have evil plans for the plant. Of course, Augustina Ronstadt tries to gulp up the sweet sticky Gold Dust river and drowns. Debbie Beauregard is lost in a tragic accident when she veers of the path, helpless to the charms of the Forest Of The Black Trash Bags. Veruca Lauper, the chronic gum chewer, wanders into the elastic waistband room hoping to find bracelets, and once inside, demands to chew the elastic. She is turned into a giant Blue Lamp. Madonna Teevee, obsessed with fame and for the moment, western themes, has a hissy fit because she isn't on all the television monitors and she is zapped into the television. Doomed to do cheesy rodeo moves, ride a mechanical bull, and swivel her hips for all eternity.
Of course, our heroine avoids all the pitfalls and is rewarded with the keys to the chiffon factory. Her father currently runs the business affairs. Mom has a souvenir shop. Her little brother is the janitor.

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

Paper Flowers In The Fleetwood Attic - Our hero and heroine are captured and kept locked in an attic by two evil English people. The evil English people belittle the girl, and let the boy run rampant and become a control freak. The belittled girl eventually sends missives to the outside world and becomes rip roaringly famous and develops horrific addictions to various poisonous flowers and fungi she grows in the dingy attic. The control freak boy escapes. The outside world doesn't listen to him much, so he returns occasionally to have some people to bully and control.

Stevie and The Chiffon Factory

A destitute, but sweet young girl singer wins a contest to go into the wonderful, wacky world of a chiffon plant. Once inside, she realizes there are other young aspiring singers in there too. All have evil plans for the plant. Of course, Augustina Ronstadt tries to gulp up the sweet sticky Gold Dust river and drowns. Debbie Beauregard is lost in a tragic accident when she veers of the path, helpless to the charms of the Forest Of The Black Trash Bags. Veruca Lauper, the chronic gum chewer, wanders into the elastic waistband room hoping to find bracelets, and once inside, demands to chew the elastic. She is turned into a giant Blue Lamp. Madonna Teevee, obsessed with fame and for the moment, western themes, has a hissy fit because she isn't on all the television monitors and she is zapped into the television. Doomed to do cheesy rodeo moves, ride a mechanical bull, and swivel her hips for all eternity.
Of course, our heroine avoids all the pitfalls and is rewarded with the keys to the chiffon factory. Her father currently runs the business affairs. Mom has a souvenir shop. Her little brother is the janitor.

Brill, simply brill.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by sparky

Stevie and The Chiffon Factory

A destitute, but sweet young girl singer wins a contest to go into the wonderful, wacky world of a chiffon plant. Once inside, she realizes there are other young aspiring singers in there too. All have evil plans for the plant. Of course, Augustina Ronstadt tries to gulp up the sweet sticky Gold Dust river and drowns. Debbie Beauregard is lost in a tragic accident when she veers of the path, helpless to the charms of the Forest Of The Black Trash Bags. Veruca Lauper, the chronic gum chewer, wanders into the elastic waistband room hoping to find bracelets, and once inside, demands to chew the elastic. She is turned into a giant Blue Lamp. Madonna Teevee, obsessed with fame and for the moment, western themes, has a hissy fit because she isn't on all the television monitors and she is zapped into the television. Doomed to do cheesy rodeo moves, ride a mechanical bull, and swivel her hips for all eternity.

Of course, our heroine avoids all the pitfalls and is rewarded with the keys to the chiffon factory. Her father currently runs the business affairs. Mom has a souvenir shop. Her little brother is the janitor.

Ahhh...I knew you had it in you

[Johnny Stew]

Hysterical, sparky!

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by sparky

Paper Flowers In The Fleetwood Attic - Our hero and heroine are captured and kept locked in an attic by two evil English people. The evil English people belittle the girl, and let the boy run rampant and become a control freak. The belittled girl eventually sends missives to the outside world and becomes rip roaringly famous and develops horrific addictions to various poisonous flowers and fungi she grows in the dingy attic. The control freak boy escapes. The outside world doesn't listen to him much, so he returns occasionally to have some people to bully and control.

Stevie and The Chiffon Factory

A destitute, but sweet young girl singer wins a contest to go into the wonderful, wacky world of a chiffon plant. Once inside, she realizes there are other young aspiring singers in there too. All have evil plans for the plant. Of course, Augustina Ronstadt tries to gulp up the sweet sticky Gold Dust river and drowns. Debbie Beauregard is lost in a tragic accident when she veers of the path, helpless to the charms of the Forest Of The Black Trash Bags. Veruca Lauper, the chronic gum chewer, wanders into the elastic waistband room hoping to find bracelets, and once inside, demands to chew the elastic. She is turned into a giant Blue Lamp. Madonna Teevee, obsessed with fame and for the moment, western themes, has a hissy fit because she isn't on all the television monitors and she is zapped into the television. Doomed to do cheesy rodeo moves, ride a mechanical bull, and swivel her hips for all eternity.
Of course, our heroine avoids all the pitfalls and is rewarded with the keys to the chiffon factory. Her father currently runs the business affairs. Mom has a souvenir shop. Her little brother is the janitor.

Wow, you wrote the whole books!
I kept picturing Stevie & Lindsey as the kids in your Paper Flowers book, but maybe they'd be more convincing in The Turn Of The Gift Of The Screw. But wrong forum.
As for the Chiffon Factory book, you know damn well the little bro wouldn't be janitor, he'd be peddling shirts and factory tourbooks.
And don't forget Grandpa Jess touring the factory!

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Emmaline
Jane Austen gives us the character of Emmaline, who must learn that she is as clueless as she is rich. What will happen when she tries to fix up best friend Hillary with the town vicar, Dissention?

Little Women And Their Old Jewish Cobbler
Join the March sisters - Jane, Greta, Melacine, and Lily - and their mother Barbara as they experience the challenges of the Civil War, first love, illness, and trying to look taller before platforms are invented.

My Heart Of Darkness
Conrad takes us through shadows and the first signs of light to experience the horror, the horror of going into the deepest jungle and still never getting away from your obsession with past loves.

Moby Tusk
The first words of the novel capture the reader's imagination: "Call me Rhiannon. Or Sara. Or Juliet." Captain Ahab is determined to hunt down his elusive nemesis, the great white goldfish. Thar she twirls!

20,000 Leagues Under The Chiffon
Action-packed adventure, with our heroine and her security people wrestling stuffed animals and tambourines out of the tentacles of a giant squid. Soon to be a major motion picture with Shelley Winters as the high-kicking queen of rock.

- Jake

[skcin]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

A Tale of Two Titties In a time of war, vengeance and boobie envy; Paula and Curtis travel Paris to Rome, London to Paris and storm the stage bringing Chiffon Heads and FruitOfTheLoomHeads together in a massive revolution : The Two Birds of Rhiannon.

OMG, I just spit out my drink. I'd like to add that we'd obviously be wearing the pink hoodies.

Originally Posted by amber

A Wrinkle in Timespace - It is a dark and stormy and windy and rainy and crystal night. Stevie Murray, her skinny guitar player Charles Wachtel, and their trusty dog Sulamith encounter a mysterious, Dark Winged stranger. After he sells them wine, he tells them how he has been experimenting with the fifth dimension in Time Travel. Their old friend Lindsey Buckingham's solo album has somehow become trapped in this fifth dimension. Can Stevie and Charles Wachtel save their old friend Buckingham's solo effort, while battling evil record executives, Buckingham's giant ego from another dimension, and also make a giant wad of cash????

That's it! I'm howling out loud at work! It's the whole solo album thing! It's trapped in another dimension! Funny cuz it's true! OMG! I gotta go pee.....

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Moby Tusk
Thar she twirls!

That's hella funny... Although, you really didn't need to change it- I believe the original line would still apply to Miz Stevie.

20,000 Leagues Under The Chiffon
Soon to be a major motion picture with Shelley Winters as the high-kicking queen of rock.

I assuming she'll be reprising her fabulous swimming scene from The Poseidon Adventure- with the suede boots on, of course.

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

OMG, I just spit out my drink. I'd like to add that we'd obviously be wearing the pink hoodies.




That's it! I'm howling out loud at work! It's the whole solo album thing! It's trapped in another dimension! Funny cuz it's true! OMG! I gotta go pee.....

Now we know, right?

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Emmaline
Jane Austen gives us the character of Emmaline, who must learn that she is as clueless as she is rich. What will happen when she tries to fix up best friend Hillary with the town vicar, Dissention?

If I remember correctly, the Underground Man never gets to have a name, as you said. And that was a kick-ass parody.

[DrummerDeanna]

I'm CRYING over here...y'all are too much :laugh

[Serrart]

The name of the Rose Garden

We are in the middle ages of SYW recording. The cantor and poet Stevie of Phoenixville arrives with her arristant Karston of Whisk in the old abbey where the order of Fleetwood Mac is putting an album together. Her purpose is to discover why the recording has been going on for twenty years and isn't finished yet. As they get in Karston disappears with a mysterious and always silent guy called Ray. Stevie then has to face alone the death of a strange tall guy dressed as a monk who misteriously finished drowned in a sea of tasteless red wine and has to cope with the interrogatory of the abbey's prior Bucklind Ghamsey, a psaltery player and cantor himself who has hidden somewhere the Saturday Night Live vhs (1975-1980) she'd like to watch between music sessions. When Bucklind after the millionth speech about himself starts preaching on the joy of grammatics, Stevie just can't resist anymore. Their quarrel leads both to blow up in a mass of exploding timbers, but under the ruins of the abbey a copy of SYW masters finally is recovered by a fellow musician Giovanni De McVie. The music will live on and that's you know, really I guess what's most important.

Romy