Warning: The Lord Says There's Big Storms Comin'

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Take me, Jesus!

Curtie... I believe you meant Jeebus.

[Neb-Maat-Re]

Originally Posted by David

What an imbecile. He seems unaware that U.S. coastlines have been hit by tsunami practically every year since 1990.

I would suggest he is in fact VERY aware of it.

[desertangel]

I've watched his show once or twice over the years and I have to honestly say, I think he's getting too old. It's like his mind is going over the edge or something. Even that lady that's on his show with him sometimes gives him a look after he makes an inane comment... she's like and and ... oh well, I guess we're all going to be old some day. Good thing we're not all going to be broadcast across the globe to zillions of people so they can see our diminished mental capacity.

And anywho... he's trying to fulfill biblical prophecy in more ways than one, here. And please don't ask me to drag out my bible and quote the exact verse and chapter but it does say there will be people in the end times who profess to be prophets and all that rot. Can I jump on the band wagon and say God told me that Pat Robertson is losing his mind? Just kidding, honest.

I noticed he specifically points out the Pacific Northwest which is where I live. Guess I better keep my raft handy.

Laura

[Red]

The Lord spoke to me?


Ya gotta be ****tin' me. Who believes this bull**** anymore? Yeah, I had a big ol' convo with JC himself last night and he said that the sun will rise tomorrow and set in the evening. Bloody hell.

Reminds me, oddly of a funny quote:

"I found Jesus. He was hiding behind my couch the whole time!"