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[Brwn_eyes0511]

Originally Posted by heyjupiter678

I'm from the south, too (actually from your previous posts, I think I live very close to you) but I don't find this offensive at all. Southerners laugh at this kind of stuff all the time. Remember Jeff Foxworthy?

Well yes you see, that is different because those jokes are coming FROM a person of the south! It's no different than when African-Americans call each other "that word" is it?

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by Brwn_eyes0511

Im not trying to get away with anything. I'm not going to apologize for using a word that I didn't use?

I should have known a liberal would try and turn the tables. The topic and link posted in this thread are very prejudicial and offensive to a large amount of people, which is exactly what you are getting so angry about right now. That terrible word that causes fear and anger among African-Americans everywhere.

I'm white and it doesn't scare me one damn bit. It is unnacceptable. Got it yet?

[estranged4life]

and I wasnt offended (Since most of the sayings are true )

Brian "Yeehaw....Let's go goat-ropin' & cow-tippin' as we chew sum 'Backy & inbreed" j.

[heyjupiter678]

Originally Posted by Brwn_eyes0511

Well yes you see, that is different because those jokes are coming FROM a person of the south! It's no different than when African-Americans call each other "that word" is it?

How do you know that the site wasn't made by a person of the south?

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

I'm white and it doesn't scare me one damn bit. It is unnacceptable. Got it yet?

"that word" shouldn't scare you, you're not African-American!

It is a very unacceptable word, that is not something that I'm even trying to argue (although I'm sure you would love for me to). I agree with you 100% that "that word" is a disgrace.

But I see a double standard. Why is it ok to call us folks "rednecks", make jokes about us, but it's not ok for others to do so to other groups or minorities (not that I condone that, just trying to show an EXAMPLE, if you are capable of understanding what that means).

[estranged4life]

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Lord love ya for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND - as I am from the South:

25 Ways to Annoy a Yankee


<> Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.


<> Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.


<> When giving directions, end with "it's right down yonder on the left."


<> Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.


<> When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell 'em "Delta's ready when you are!"


<> Talk loudly and often about SEC football or basketball.


<> Refer to every soft drink as a "Coke."


<> Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it, raise a ruckus.


<> Offer to send 'em a bottle of fresh air.


<> Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle names. (e.g. Lisa Marie, John Michael, Jim Bob, etc.)


<> Frequently bring up the "War of Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War," always say that "there was nothing civil about it."


<> Address all males as "son" and females as "little lady."


<> Correct their pronunciation of certain words. For example: It's not "pee-can."


<> Put Tabasco Sauce on everything.


<> For New York Yankees: Act as if the whole state of New York is New York City. In other words, if they say "Yo, I'm from upstate New Yoik!", respond with, "Well I'll be, my wife has always wanted to see a Broadway show!"


<> When invited to dinner, offer to bring dessert. Show up with a box of Moon Pies...banana ones.


<> Name all of your children "Bubba."


<> Use the word "reckon" in a sentence.


<> "Mash" buttons. "Cut off" lights. "Carry" the kids to school. "Fetch" something.


<> Never simply "do" something. Be "fixin' to do" something.


<> Tell them you don't have an accent, they do.


<> Be sure to include "yes/no ma'am/sir" in all conversations..


<> Only use landmarks and ramble on when giving directions.


"Now go down Jefferson Davis Highway and turn left at where the Chevron station
used to be. I think they turned it into a Amoco or maybe a BP. Anyway, turn right
there."


"You said left."


"Did I? Well, turn left there and follow it until you see a big fish on your left. I
remember when that fish used to be on the other side of town."


<> Ask them if it's still snowing up North. Then tell 'em you went driving around in your convertible this weekend.


<> Call 'em a Yankee. Works every time.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by Lux

How is that any different to the cliches dumped upon Australians by the rest of the world? They're rarely true but they're jokes (stupid ones, if you find them to be so). One hardly goes policing everyone who's ever cracked them.

Wait a minute? You think the word he used in a previous post is a cliche?

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Lord love ya for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND - as I am from the South:

that happened to Deb & myself was when a family friend flew in to visit with her new boyfriend, Who resides in Philadelphia, Saw cattle here and made the following remark:

"We have cattle in Philly...At the Zoo (!!!), Never saw cattle in a field though..."

All we could say is "W.T.F.?" Guess Yanks dont know much about livestock, Ya raise 'em for $$$$ not as a Zoo resident

Brian "Let's see have a Texan brother...A Nebraskan brother...A Californian new sister & another sister who is moving from Delaware to Illinois...Guess I know who the smartest is because I STILL live in Oklahoma " j.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by Lux

No I meant the original post, the jokes about Southerns that he got all uptight about.

Whew. I thought I had finally gone through the looking glass.

[WildInTheWind]

Originally Posted by irishgrl

Your source for Southernisms of all stripe!

They're a breed apart I tell ya!

Hilarious!!!! I bookmarked that page so I can read it all the way through on of these days.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Lux

Oh dear. Yes it's such a strange concept, cattle in the fields and stockyards. Actually what are cattle doing in a zoo?

Counting the time until they are in the lion's stomach

Poor Moo Cows

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Lux

Oh good, I'm off the hook. Gave you a startle though. Perhaps I should employ tourettes-like behaviour just for ****s and giggles.

well, there is that method

Actually, in a completely irrelevant point, a friend of mines last name is Torres and he used to joke he paid his way through school fronting a band called "Torres and the Tourettes"

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by Lux

Oh good, I'm off the hook. Gave you a startle though. Perhaps I should employ tourettes-like behaviour just for ****s and giggles.

[amber]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Lord love ya for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND - as I am from the South:

25 Ways to Annoy a Yankee


<> Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.


<> Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.


<> When giving directions, end with "it's right down yonder on the left."


<> Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they're saying.


<> When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell 'em "Delta's ready when you are!"


<> Talk loudly and often about SEC football or basketball.


<> Refer to every soft drink as a "Coke."


<> Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it, raise a ruckus.


<> Offer to send 'em a bottle of fresh air.


<> Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle names. (e.g. Lisa Marie, John Michael, Jim Bob, etc.)


<> Frequently bring up the "War of Northern Aggression" in conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War," always say that "there was nothing civil about it."


<> Address all males as "son" and females as "little lady."


<> Correct their pronunciation of certain words. For example: It's not "pee-can."


<> Put Tabasco Sauce on everything.


<> For New York Yankees: Act as if the whole state of New York is New York City. In other words, if they say "Yo, I'm from upstate New Yoik!", respond with, "Well I'll be, my wife has always wanted to see a Broadway show!"


<> When invited to dinner, offer to bring dessert. Show up with a box of Moon Pies...banana ones.


<> Name all of your children "Bubba."


<> Use the word "reckon" in a sentence.


<> "Mash" buttons. "Cut off" lights. "Carry" the kids to school. "Fetch" something.


<> Never simply "do" something. Be "fixin' to do" something.


<> Tell them you don't have an accent, they do.


<> Be sure to include "yes/no ma'am/sir" in all conversations..


<> Only use landmarks and ramble on when giving directions.


"Now go down Jefferson Davis Highway and turn left at where the Chevron station
used to be. I think they turned it into a Amoco or maybe a BP. Anyway, turn right
there."


"You said left."


"Did I? Well, turn left there and follow it until you see a big fish on your left. I
remember when that fish used to be on the other side of town."


<> Ask them if it's still snowing up North. Then tell 'em you went driving around in your convertible this weekend.


<> Call 'em a Yankee. Works every time.

YYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!