WTF is this thing?

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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

I think I saw something similar to this in the form of a bottle for vinegar and oil salad dressing. But the loop at the top has me puzzled since it implies that it needs to be hung from something. Is it customary to suspend ones salad dressing in the air? Would it kill people to use fat free Italian instead of having this monstrosity hanging down from the ceiling?

To the question, in bold type, above. Yes. Yes it would kill me to use fat free Italian. If it isn't made with real unadulterated olive oil, not only is it not worth eating, it's not even Italian.