Stevie Nicks Song Title Fairy Tale

RavenOfRhiannon · #1 04-07-2011, 07:41 PM

Sara, Lily, Alice, Annabelle Lee, and Greta sailed through a Storm on the Wide Sargasso Sea to find the Enchanted Silver Springs. Instead, they found Trouble in Shangri-La as Rhiannon was being held captive by the evil Gold Dust Woman. These Sisters of the Moon opened the Book of Miracles for help and found...

(who's next?)

UndoingTheLaces · #2 04-07-2011, 07:50 PM

... a Whole Lotta Trouble when they cast spells regarding crystal visions. Suddenly they were all linked up to The Chain, a great long restraint used to tame The Wild Heart in each of them. However, a Castaway named Tom showed up. He told them that he could free them but there would be a price. "Don't rain of my parade Tom...", said Sara. "We were singing good, we were playing good", but Tom did not want to hear it. He gathered up some Leather and Lace to disguise them with, then freed them from their bonds. Then he got some ribbons and some bows and they got back out on the road again. Then, all of a sudden...

TakenByTheSky23 · #3 04-07-2011, 08:03 PM

...someone said, "Hey, there - cast your eyes skyward!" So they all looked up to the planets of the universe. There was no light - anywhere - so visibility was clear, and they all beheld the storms of the constellations above them. They all agreed that one constellation looked like a goldfish...or maybe even a ladybug. Then someone all of a sudden came onto the scene with their candle bright. Though there was a brilliant scene above them in the sky, with colours of violet and blue, this person with the candle was ruining it for everyone. They all decided that their night was being ruined, so they decided to have a photo shoot instead. One of them - the troublemaker with the candle - was lamenting that he was too far from texas and should get back there soon. Everyone thought that this guy was so twisted. There was all the time in the world, the others cried! He refused to give in. "Take me home!" he demanded. The others insisted that the keeper of the time is blind, and that this guy needed to kick it. They continued with their photo shoot, but this annoying chap wouldn't give in. It all came to a head when someone shouted, "Oh, shut UP, Lindsey - just LOOK at the camera!"

Gypsybecca · #4 04-07-2011, 08:08 PM

..a great, dark wing appeared with 3 objects: a crystal ball, a mirror, and a owl. He said he was undoing the laces and looking on The Other Side of the Mirror when Ghosts told him that there are Two Kinds of Love. The first kind of Love Is....

UndoingTheLaces · #5 04-08-2011, 12:05 PM

...the deepest one of all. And second one is a worthless thing, so they set off for Alice's magic castle. But when they got there they found there had been a terrible war. And yes, it was a strain on her, watching her castles fall down. "Alright", said Alice, "I'm going back to the other side of the mirror". But the rest of them weren't sure what to do, in the middle of this war. Then a white mare appeared and Sara said, "I'd ride to get help but the last time I tried to ride a horse through a war zone it nearly killed me." So Rhiannon evoked her three birds and....

Gypsybecca · #6 04-08-2011, 12:20 PM

...and the three birds were the ones you dream of..the ones that run away...but before they Escaped From Berlin, the first bird swooped down and said, "I'm Stevie Nicks" then the second bird swooped down and said, "I'm Stevie Nicks" then the third bird of Rhiannon said......

RavenOfRhiannon · #7 04-08-2011, 02:03 PM

'I wonder what Greta would say,' at which point Greta ran screaming up the stairs and down the hall to the Rooms on Fire. There, the Gold Dust Woman screamed 'standback! The Watchdevil has arrived.' Greta stood her ground and consumed all the beauty in the room. The Watchdevil was so awestruck and truely cared, so the Watchdevil disappeared.

jcfree · #8 04-08-2011, 03:46 PM

OMG, you guys are killing me, I laughed so hard reading these! Great creativity and humor, keep it up!

RavenOfRhiannon · #9 04-08-2011, 05:36 PM

watching from a place far away (Too Far From Texas, actually), Bella Donna, the Gypsy Queen saw that her old foe The Gold Dust Woman, was conquering the Sisters of the Moon. She ran Outside The Rain and began to chant 'What's The Matter, baby' over and over, until Gold Dust Woman wailed 'Go HOOOOOoooooOOOOOmmmmEEEEE.'

Gypsybecca · #10 04-08-2011, 08:03 PM

...so, after Bella Donna picked up the pieces to go home and get Too Far FromTexas, she returned to her kingdom by the sea. When she arrived she walked through long nets of white and became Enchanted with The Highwayman. She heard the call of the nightbird alerting her that only a highway woman can keep up with the likes of those. So she decided that his love was a Hard Game to Play, and try as she may, she could never be his Paper Doll, so she decided to Kick It. And then.....

RavenOfRhiannon · #11 04-09-2011, 08:15 AM

Bella Donna went to see The Lady From The Mountain, only to find that the Sorcerer had also been abducted by the Gold Dust Woman. So Bella Donna grabbed The Lady, Sara, Lily, Greta, and Alice (who had returned from The Other Side of the Mirror with Juliet (who was now a Ghost)) and prepared them for the Battle of the Dragon.
The battle was fierce. Without Rhiannon's help, they were outnumbered. 'If only Stevie Nicks had written more songs with female names as titles!!!' Lily sobbed.
Just then, Angel appeared. 'You summoned me?' she queried.
Bella Donna west with joy at the sight of Angel. 'Help us free Rhiannon and the Sorcerer from the Gold Dust Woman and her dragon!'
Angel lept into battle with her stiletto and her garter. It wasn't much help...

Gypsybecca · #12 04-09-2011, 06:08 PM

Because the evil Karen the Konqueror flew in on her scrunched, crooked Angel Bunny wings and said, "I have the magical Blue Lamp! And I will only return it in exchange for the lady that only rises once in a million years! Rhiannon shall be mine!"
Belladonna had no choice but to return to the floor that she loved and wait for Gypsy so that she could.....

RavenOfRhiannon · #13 04-10-2011, 10:11 AM

forget all this nonsense and go away for her Italian Summer vacation. She packed her ribbons and bows, got back on the road again.
With Bella Donna gone, there was no one to stop Gold Dust Woman. She always knew that Destiny Rules, and she would be the queen. But Rhiannon was not ready to give up the fight. 'That's Alright,' she said, 'I'll send you Straight Back where you came from. Rhiannon cast a powerful spell that consumed Gold Dust Woman in a Landslide.
With Gold Dust Woman defeated, Rhiannon re-joined Sara, Lily, Alice, Annabelle Lee, and Greta in the search for the Enchanted Silver Springs.

'I wonder,' said Sara to Rhiannon, 'was this all In Your Dreams?'

skimmy · #14 04-10-2011, 10:25 AM

BRILLIANT!

Gypsybecca · #15 04-10-2011, 02:32 PM

And so for a fortnight Rhiannon, Sara, Lily, Alice, Annabelle Lee, and Greta travelled through Timespace and they were Long Distance Winners because they found the snow covered hills they had searched for. They found a small house and saw a beautiful Lady From the Mountain inside cooking. They were famished from their long journey so they went inside looking for food. The beautiful lady was cooking on an electric skillet. They didn't know what she was cooking, but it sure smelled like Hamburger Helper. The beautiful lady was so awestruck by them, and she truly cared, but she was so tired, that the woman disappeared. Hours later they found the beautiful lady talking to a hideously unatrractive, rude man. They saw how sad and heartbroken she looked, and heard her ask him, "Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You?" He replied....