TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

haha can you do Kramer's "tick" sound that he makes with his tongue?

No. I've tried, and can't do it.
Literally half of my response at work, to nearly any query, is "yet det det det det", with my arm stretched out, Kramer style.

I'm.a.fukcing.clown.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Can I come to one of your parties this year?! Sounds likme so much fun. I'm always up for a party and place to crash if I'm in the US! Also,the Scottish accent is always popular in the US... last time I had a LOT of fun because of it, hehe. I hardly had to say anything, Wish it was as easy here!

Sure. Although they were never planned. Rarely, anyway. We'd all be out clubbing, and a couple of friends would ask if they could come swimming, and of course I'd say okay. They'd ask a couple of friends, who'd ask another couple of friends, and it just snowballed out of control.
Finally, at the tail end, some booze was stolen, and I sort of put the clamps down a little. And then an orgy of sorts happened, and the summer ended less than ideally.

It was really strange, because I wasn't me. I'm not the most social person, and I'd never see myself having "rock star" parties, but I metamorphosed, into this Mick Fleetwood character. Really. When the dust settled, I CRAVED having those 30 people at my house every night. It took me a couple of months, to become the old me, again. My girlfriend from high school was asking me about the parties, after seeing the pictures on my FB, and she's the one who said, "it's like you're a rock star, now, with these awesome parties". And it sort of felt like that, too....

I feel very anxious now. Both eager with anticipation, and apprehensive with worry, about how far things might go, this summer.

[daniellaaarisen]

I haven't seen my guy in two weeks. He's coming home tomorrow from a long business trip and I'm sooo excited to see him and sooo excited for "welcome home" sex. I want to do something special.... I have some ideas but I want to hear from some straight men!

[Dodfather]

Homer - If you're anxious about it then it's maybe not the best thing. We all have crazy periods and they wre what they are and they're very much of a time. I hope you don't feel pressure to repeat them. If you don;t wanna do it then just chill in whatever way you want.

[SapphireSister]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

I haven't seen my guy in two weeks. He's coming home tomorrow from a long business trip and I'm sooo excited to see him and sooo excited for "welcome home" sex. I want to do something special.... I have some ideas but I want to hear from some straight men!

Good luck with that on this board .

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

I haven't seen my guy in two weeks. He's coming home tomorrow from a long business trip and I'm sooo excited to see him and sooo excited for "welcome home" sex. I want to do something special.... I have some ideas but I want to hear from some straight men!

Ok Dani - go on...

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Homer - If you're anxious about it then it's maybe not the best thing. We all have crazy periods and they wre what they are and they're very much of a time. I hope you don't feel pressure to repeat them. If you don;t wanna do it then just chill in whatever way you want.

Other than just flat out saying "no", I don't know how I could stop it. I mean, I'm still good friends with the ones who started it all. They love me, and of course they will want to start it up again. I think maybe I should make a few rules.
#1 - NO ONE under 21.
#2 - Limit of 10-12 people.
#3 - You must KNOW me, to come(there were nights, where I wouldn't know 10 people, who were in and out of my house, while I'm in the pool, entertaining. That, is scary. Although I kept my music room, and my bedroom, locked at all times).
#4 - BYOB!!!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Ok Dani - go on...

Yes, what do you have in mind?

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by SapphireSister

Good luck with that on this board .

I know.... there's definitely a few though! Any ideas from girls are much appreciated too-- anything you've done that went over well.

[daniellaaarisen]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Yes, what do you have in mind?

Well there are all the obvious choices. Lingerie, bring my new toy over, saying something really dirty while at dinner to up the anticipation, the classic no panties/skirt thing.... I don't even know. I just need something good.

GIVE ME IDEAS!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Well there are all the obvious choices. Lingerie, bring my new toy over, saying something really dirty while at dinner to up the anticipation, the classic no panties/skirt thing.... I don't even know. I just need something good.

GIVE ME IDEAS!

"Sling" comes to mind, for some reason!


I mean, nothing says "I missed you" like being in a sling, when he walks through the door, right?

Just sayin'.....

[daniellaaarisen]

Sling? What do you mean?

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Sling? What do you mean?

Isn't that what they're called? Suspended from the ceiling(or a stand), and you're hanging there in it?

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Isn't that what they're called? Suspended from the ceiling(or a stand), and you're hanging there in it?

Like a sex swing? Hahahaha.

You'll have to report back to the thread Dani, and tell us how your night went! (Living vicariously through the TMI thread right now)

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Sling? What do you mean?

You've never heard of a sling?! I'm sooo disappointed in you!!