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Originally Posted by louielouie2000
We totally need some new TMI topics. Bueller?
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Yes, we do. Damned if I can think of any right now.
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Originally Posted by louielouie2000
I thought I was good at getting rid of the evidence of my teen hormones, but my Mom LOVES to taunt me about all the socks I "ruined" when I was a teenager (draw your own conclusions).
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HA! We still make fun of my brother-in-law for his past use of socks. Why he TOLD us that, I will never know.
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Originally Posted by PenguinHead
Has anyone ever experienced the Perfect Poop? A movement that is so effortless and completely clean, with no need to wipe? I've heard about it, but thought is was just mythical notion. What kind of radical diet would you need to be on to have that occur?
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YES!
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Originally Posted by fringed n fab
Everyone should be cleansing themselves after going to the restroom. 
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I think he means you wipe & there's nothing there, not that he doesn't bother to wipe.
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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen
Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?
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A few. Not many.
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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie
Oh god, my neighbors were the cutest little couple you ever saw! I loved hearing them fukcing! I'd often take matters into hand! Wanna know why they moved? Someone broke into their apartment(I own the building), AND ALL they stole, was a homemade porno tape, of THEM fukcing. NOTHING ELSE. He said I didn't provide a secure building. Now WHO breaks into someone's apartment, to steal ONE videotape??? No TV? No DVD player? No computer? Nothing else? I mean, come on!
I told him, "Nick, you've obviously told the wrong person, that you two had made a home porno. Think about who you've told, because your thief's on that list".
(No, it wasn't me, although I'd certainly liked to have had a copy!  )
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I was totally going to ask if it was you.
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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer
Very few. Like Stevie says, "I am not an actress."
Having said that, I have a lot of trouble achieving the "g-spot" orgasm; the other way, I'm usually good.
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I'm with you. I don't necessarily mind HOW it happens, as long as I get off at some point.
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Originally Posted by DavidMn
One time I went over to this guys house this was probably about 5 years ago and he was about oh 25 or so and we went into his basement to have sex. After he finished f***ing me and as we were walking upstairs for me to leave he says to me "Can you keep it down, MY WIFE AND KID ARE ALSEEP UPSTAIRS."  
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What a class act that guy was.
