Current fashion trends you hate

[ontheEdgeof17]

I'm rather tired of the hipster trend. I see the same outfit over and over and over and over and over. Flannel, skinny black jeans, hair big and back, and thick, black trimmed glasses.

[MissLadyLoki]

For the guys out there, those damn Tapout shirts. Now, I don't like UFC at all, but I hate posers of any kind even more (they give the real fans a bad name and are too busy trying to be something they aren't). I bet half of them don't even know what UFC stands for or what it even is.

I don't really have any gripes for the ladies right now, but I do have a few brands I have my gripes about, namely Ed Hardy and Hollister (OK, I did wear it in high school, but now the market for it in my area has become saturated and the one in my mall is so desperate for people to come in that they're always constantly having a clearance sale, but looking back now, it was overpriced trash that was cut 2 sizes too small and had stores that were more like mazes than anything else)

[ButterCookie]

Originally Posted by MissLadyLoki

r (OK, I did wear it in high school, but now the market for it in my area has become saturated and the one in my mall is so desperate for people to come in that they're always constantly having a clearance sale, but looking back now, it was overpriced trash that was cut 2 sizes too small and had stores that were more like mazes than anything else)

I bet that's like IKEA. Purposefully built like a maze so you get lost and make impulse purchases. Only, I'd rather spend at IKEA than Hollister, at least I could furnish my bedroom for £40 and not walk away with just one t-shirt

[Nikolaj]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

I'm not understanding all the hate for skinny jeans on guys. As with anything very fitted, it all depends on the relative physical fitness of the wearer. If you have skinny legs, but a big gut and wide hips, skinny jeans are not for you. But if you have a good booty and big calves, skinny jeans can be your friend. Being on the shorter side with a small waist and big thighs, I kinda need skinny jeans or jeans with some kind of stretch to them. The only alternative would be to buy "relaxed fit" jeans that fit over my thighs, which means they are big and baggy everywhere except for the thighs, which is not a flattering look- they are almost like bell bottoms.

I must not get out a lot because I don't see a lot of the skull trend on the street. What really irks me are those "retro" T-shirts emblazoned with fictitious sports team logos, e.g., "The Manchester Tornados." How douchey is that? I never see people on the street wearing them, yet that's all you see in the stores.

The overall thing that irks me is that it is virtually impossible to find anything out there that is properly tailored. I can't buy shirting and suits off the rack; anything that doesn't stretch has to be custom made. Everything else seems to be cut for guys who have narrow shoulders and big fat bellies, i.e., the typical American man. Invariably this means I have to buy stretchy things that are a little tight around the shoulders and chest; otherwise, all of that extra fabric will hang around my midsection like a muumuu. I hate that!

Hejira, I hear ya- don't buy American- the shirts are always too big in the stomach, you travel a lot, yes? 'Rue de Rivoli' in Paris- great men's shops, and the shirts from Europe tend to fit slim guys much better. Here in The States, even the not-expensive Italy import brand 'Alfani'- has shirts without all the excess gut-fabric. The DKNY Men's Line is much more streamlined and European as well, in both shirts and pants, and Kevin Cole does some fine men's clothing that is sleek. 'Guess' is not bad, design wise, but tends to run large in the waist and ass. I like Ralph Lauren a lot for men's casual but good pants and there's some great stitching and material used , except they tend to run a bit short for me in the inseam. (Hejira, is it me, or is Armani for the chunksters? I've never found any Armani I love the fit on that wouldn't need major reconstructive tailoring! Hilfiger, too. Too bulky.)
As you do, I like the skinny jeans, though I'm on the taller side, but I think you're right about the calves and butt and lack of gut making skinny jeans work- the only thing is that skinny jeans require empty pockets- for me, at least, I feel too self-conscious, otherwise. I don't use a man purse, but I don't travel light- ha- what an understatement.
Between contact lense case (which I might be able to keep in a pocket of non-skinnys) , solution, (which of course can go into no pocket!) regular glasses if I need to remove the contacts suddenly, a wallet, smokes and a lighter (I know, horrible habit) and needing a pair of 'reading glasses' for up close I have needed since I was 36 when I wear contacts so I can see- oh a seat number and aisle row- a hairbrush, perhaps some skin product and a touch-up razor- Empty pants pockets in the Skinny Jeans are a hassle for nights out, for me. Then, there's a pill bottle or three, because though I can and do use the 'watch pocket' of pants for pills, I have to keep bottles with me, in the car, in case I ever need to prove the meds are mine and legally prescribed. My doctor warned me of that. It's a wonder, truly, I ever make it out the door.

-I use an airline carry-on and keep it in the car! And cell-phones never go into a concert with me. You have to admit, skinny jeans aren't exactly helpful to keep things handy- well- don't go there! I mean, to be able to have any other extra stuff with you that you might want.
I liked cargo pants quite a lot with all the pockets in 2000 and they actually suited me well and I didn't need them tailored. But guys aren't wearing cargo pants anymore, are they? I had a gray pair I should find to see how they've held up, I haven't had them on in years. But I don't know if they're still worn anymore or not. F it. I like them. These were exceptional. If I can find them, I'll put em back into circulation
Must buy some magazines, GQ and the male French Vogue or whatever it is that I have the first issue of published , kept downstairs that has
George Clooney on the cover. Must buy a current issue. Must get out of the house more and into NYC to see what works, now.
If you are into shoes, Hejira- pls. name 2 brands of shoes you think are indispensable to your wardrobe-it would be helpful to know. Thanks.
Any young guys reading: wear the right shoes, and you can walk in anywhere. Make it a goal to have shoes that makes everyone else's look inferior. Spend money that seems too much on shoes. It pays off. Well, that was advice I got at age 2o or so. It works. Nobody efs with you if you're in shoes they know they'd buy if they could.
It was easier for me to ensure this in the 80s and 90s when I'd travel to Europe somewhat, now and then. I haven't flown since 1999 and don't want to. I do try to make the shoes the best I can buy, but I know less now about them.
-and again, Modlouielouie, this is my favorite thread in eons, thank you.

[MissLadyLoki]

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

I bet that's like IKEA. Purposefully built like a maze so you get lost and make impulse purchases. Only, I'd rather spend at IKEA than Hollister, at least I could furnish my bedroom for £40 and not walk away with just one t-shirt

I've never been in an Ikea, but Hollister is also very dark and I remember getting a tree to the face many times in there (yes, they had randomly plopped trees in that store )

[Nikolaj]

Fun thread.

[ButterCookie]

Originally Posted by Nikolaj

I hope that Ikea is better in Europe than in The States. Buy something at Ikea here and you'll be replacing it before it gets inside of your house! The stuff falls apart. All of it! Here. May be much better where you are, and glad you like it!

It's iffy You have to kick the display models to test it, put it that way. I love the designs though. Clean, crisp and tidy ready to have cute quirky things put in them.

[Nikolaj]

^ Yikes, ButterCookie, you caught me!
I went in and edited and removed the comment and wrote something quick like 'fun thread' 2 minutes after I posted hoping you hadn't seen it- I thought my comment might offend you. Thank you that it didn't.
Funny to read Ikea is "iffy" in Europe, too. Some good prices, though! Definitely!

[amberlemegan]

Originally Posted by MissLadyLoki

I've never been in an Ikea, but Hollister is also very dark and I remember getting a tree to the face many times in there (yes, they had randomly plopped trees in that store )

I hate hollister. My sister always dragged me in there. I've never liked it. It's dark and the music was loud, and I was constantly running in to stuff. The clothes did nothing for me. I just don't get it. But I will admit I have lotion from there because it smells good.

[KarmaContestant]

I can't stand skinny jeans. They're so unflattering. They make it look like your ass is just gone - and if you actually have a little junk in your trunk you can't even wear skinny jeans. They are, really, just kinda gross. And then there are the kids who sag them, which makes a bad thing even worse.

I used to love shopping at Urban Outiftters until they decided to be the skinny-pant pitstop.

Speaking of pants....men should not EVER wear pleated slacks. They give guys girl hips and then get all bunched up in the crotch - it's just gross. Flat front only, guys! Go through that closet and give all those pleated pants to Goodwill.

I was in Italy in September, and it thrilled me to not see a single Italian youth in skinny pants, so I think it's safe to say the trend is passing and someday soon we'll all look at old photos of our friends wearing them and laugh about how silly they look.

Tip for guys: Avoid fashion trends. Avoid fads in clothing, especially. Buy cuts and patterns that are classic and your wardrobe will last forever.

[KarmaContestant]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

The overall thing that irks me is that it is virtually impossible to find anything out there that is properly tailored. I can't buy shirting and suits off the rack; anything that doesn't stretch has to be custom made. Everything else seems to be cut for guys who have narrow shoulders and big fat bellies, i.e., the typical American man. Invariably this means I have to buy stretchy things that are a little tight around the shoulders and chest; otherwise, all of that extra fabric will hang around my midsection like a muumuu. I hate that!

I have this trouble sometimes too, mostly with dress shirts. It's worth having them tailored.

[Nikolaj]

KarmaContestant wrote:
Tip for guys: Avoid fashion trends. Avoid fads in clothing, especially. Buy cuts and patterns that are classic and your wardrobe will last forever.
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That's great advice I totally agree with- Elegant, classic, and classy does last forever.
Yet, there is a place for some fun, and knowing what just isn't acceptable in casual wear is worth knowing. Good clothes always have the chance that they may return to being classic. So, I totally agree with you. It is excellent advice.
BUT- things like jeans, you can't be stuck in a time warp, wearing bell-bottoms from the 60s or the baggy below-your-butt jeans of the 90s, you kind of do need to keep up with 'fashion' or 'trends' about jeans, or you could look ridiculous- anyone remember 'acid wash'- not the best trend!
My favorite dress suit I think is pretty rare, and it's old, old old, so it's the opposite of the jeans theory, above. I found it in NYC in 1994- and I'll never part with it. I bought it used at some intriguing shop I'm sure doesn't exist anymore and if it does, I'd never be able to find it.
Diane von Furstenberg had a (handsome and bisexual) first husband, Prince Egon Von Furstenberg, and I've tried to narrow down when this suit was made- he designed men's suits for a time in the 1970's and perhaps as early as the late 1960's- I think this suit (3 piece light blue-gray pinstripe) is from 1971, and it is gorgeous. I don't think anything has ever looked as good on me as this suit, so though I know little about him, I think the Prince knew style- I've worn it to weddings, funerals, and on business, and I always had the best suit in the place- yeah, better than the deceased in the coffin! Better than the tux of the groom. My doctor commented on it years ago, the suit just has something intangible about it, if suits are able to do that! My attorney commented on it. Ick- At a NYC concert I attended, a guy walked up to me in the lobby and asked if he could... The suit just works on me.

I wish I could find more of his clothing and wonder how rare it is- I also wonder if maybe Diane designed it for him, and he put his label in it. It was 'Made in Hungary', so perhaps he himself did it. I know The Prince and Diane divorced in the early 70s, and that he's dead. The suit is really classic and exquisite and I stand a little taller in it, somehow. Funny and true: When I bought the suit in '94, there was a half-smoked joint in the vest pocket that maybe had been there for decades.
Of course, I did. Great suit and a good buzz.
I've never seen anything else designed by him, but have only checked eBay. I wonder if his clothing is worth anything.

[KarmaContestant]

Originally Posted by Nikolaj

KarmaContestant wrote:
Tip for guys: Avoid fashion trends. Avoid fads in clothing, especially. Buy cuts and patterns that are classic and your wardrobe will last forever.
__________________

That's great advice I totally agree with- Elegant, classic, and classy does last forever.
Yet, there is a place for some fun, and knowing what just isn't acceptable in casual wear is worth knowing. Good clothes always have the chance that they may return to being classic. So, I totally agree with you. It is excellent advice.
BUT- things like jeans, you can't be stuck in a time warp, wearing bell-bottoms from the 60s or the baggy below-your-butt jeans of the 90s, you kind of do need to keep up with 'fashion' or 'trends' about jeans, or you could look ridiculous- anyone remember 'acid wash'- not the best trend!
My favorite dress suit I think is pretty rare, and it's old, old old- I found it in NYC in 1994- and I'll never part with it. I bought it used at some intriguing shop I'm sure doesn't exist anymore. Diane von Fustenberg had a first husband, Price Egon Von Fustenberg, and I've tried to narrow down when this suit was made- he designed men's suits for a time in the 1970's and perhaps as early as the late 1960's- I think this suit (3 piece blue-gray pinstripe) is from 1971, and it is gorgeous. I don't think anything has ever looked as good on me as this suit, so though I know little about him, I think the Prince knew style- I've worn it to weddings, funerals, and on business, and I always had the best suit in the place- yeah, better than the deceased in the coffin! Better than the tux of the groom. My doctor commented on it years ago, the suit just has something intangeable about it, if suits are able to do that!
I wish I could find more of his clothing and wonder how rare it is- I also wonder if maybe Diane designed it for him, and he put his label in it. It was 'Made in Hungary', so perhaps he himself did it. I know The Prince and Diane divorced in the early 70s, and that he's dead. The suit is really classic and exquisite and I stand a little taller in it. I've never seen anything else designed by him, but have only checked eBay. I wonder if it's worth anything.

The best fashion advice I ever heard was to try on several outfits and notice which clothes makes you stand the tallest - and then buy more of that.

[skcin]

Uggs. Barf. They're clunky, unflattering & gross. I guess I wouldn't mind them if they were actually winter boots, but they are not that well insulated & they have **** support for your feet. So yeah. Those. I thought they were already out a few years ago, but they just.won't.go.away.


I haven't seen people wearing harem pants around here yet - are they big in the UK or something?

[estranged4life]

fashion person (I'm just a jeans/t-shirt guy) but what the hell is up with people wearing pajama pants to shop in? I hope that this is only some local trend and not something nation-wide.