The Just Thought I'd Share Thread - Page 292

amberlemegan · #**4366** 02-03-2011, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TerraRhiannon

Last night was the best night of my life & I'm not even exaggerating.

I have no words, I am completely speechless. I have no pictures because they took my camera away at the doors.

That's awesome you had such a great time!!! I felt the same way after.

That really sucks they took your camera though

Enchanted_Stevi · #**4367** 02-03-2011, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Silver Springs

I wonder if I could get away with pulling an all nighter at my Uni studio *ponder*

You should do it lol

Enchanted_Stevi · #**4368** 02-03-2011, 05:55 PM

GREEEEAAAAAT....4-8 more inches of snow on Saturday!!!

Oh and 2 things I did today in school
1) A french twist

2) an up-do

JTIS

Meowi · #**4369** 02-04-2011, 06:43 AM

My novel front cover is complete!
To read a chapter: http://tiny.cc/y7crf

David · #**4370** 02-04-2011, 10:19 AM

Congratulations on your novel, Matt. Do you want to write for a living, or is this just a fun side project?

vivfox · #**4371** 02-04-2011, 08:43 PM

Never ending snowstorms. We have 2 and a half feet. Snow expected tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and next weekeknd!!! SAVE ME BEE!!!!!

Silver Springs · #**4372** 02-04-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by vivfox

Never ending snowstorms. We have 2 and a half feet. Snow expected tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and next weekeknd!!! SAVE ME BEE!!!!!

Haha! Super Bee to the rescue! *flies in all nifty like and flutters off with you to Hawaii to warm up with Mick and John*.

vivfox · #**4373** 02-04-2011, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Silver Springs

Haha! Super Bee to the rescue! *flies in all nifty like and flutters off with you to Hawaii to warm up with Mick and John*.

In my fantasy twitterverse my band just touched down in sunny Columbia, So. America. It's Summer there.

Hawaii sounds good too.

chelluversu · #**4374** 02-05-2011, 09:32 AM

I ran out of the incense that Lisa got me

Burning my last one right now...

Artemis · #**4375** 02-05-2011, 04:49 PM

how ruuuude. They rturned us away from a club because my friend was wearing a hoodie. Urgh. cba with the rain, so, back at mine, drinking wine and doing some shots.

I also got a Facebook, I think I might regret it, it's so compulsively addictivre.

Enchanted_Stevi · #**4376** 02-06-2011, 12:27 AM

JTIS that I did my aunts hair today =)

Silver Springs · #**4377** 02-06-2011, 06:33 PM

Drinking liberal amounts of Red Bull and watching Bill Hicks back to back isn't really a good idea in hindsight. Faith. Lost. In. Everything. But. Rock. Music. Praise the Lord and pass the Ammo! Am all shook up!

On another note. I just hate being so trapped by my work that I can't keep up with things here and thus err my thoughts. I have so much work to get done at the moment that I'm considering paying for a Clone on the installment plan. Preferably Stephen Fry's Clone so he can earn me an A for my Dissertation while I make pretty things

RickRobert · #**4378** 02-06-2011, 06:49 PM

I miss you folks!!

Silver Springs · #**4379** 02-06-2011, 06:50 PM

We miss you too! Everybody seems to be busy as hell, lol.

vivfox · #**4380** 02-06-2011, 10:52 PM

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pie.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.